pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 276 | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 277 | |
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| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/28/2007 11:45:47 AM | Since I was a little kid I’ve loved the tracks
Surprised how much food my uncle packs
His sandwiches took a full loaf of bread
Carry enough food for a week”, he said
When the big train finally came back
he carried me home in gunny sack | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/28/2007 11:59:25 AM | ..A Close friend said my pal, Sonny got killed by a weasel!
“How?”I said, “A weasel is tiny, like a big rat”
“I dunno’” He said,
“He was walking on the tracks, And didn’t hear the weasel!”
(timpani)
Rule # 19 We will not have any more drinking on R.R.company property | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 280 | |
| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/28/2007 12:04:58 PM | 
One-handed, unprepared for the attack
the penpal reluctantly shot back
what is it 'bout tracks
we forget 'bout our backs
Then suddenly the weasel attacks.
Ps penpal, one-handed means smoking a ciggy. | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 282 | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 283 | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/28/2007 12:42:39 PM | My daddy always carries the railroad home with him.
My mothers always looking pretty grim.
Dirt on the floor, the hall and the wall.
She took the rug beater to beat the dirt out of him!
And thats how he always stays so slim
"I'll e-mail you money for bail" | |
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| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/28/2007 12:52:43 PM | Here I sit all scratched and bloody
bathed my cat oh so muddy
'Twas a deathly fright
that caused such fight
will she forgive me; my buddy
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There was a lad called Trevor
his attitude was that of; "whatever"
he has a choice of any
from this pond of many
but, for the love of his lady he never
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I know a girl named Jini
perhaps some thought her spinny
she love to be wet
or win on a bet
and she ain't nobodies ninny
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Dustine is a mighty fine lass
friends think she's very high class
don't think of her bad
'cause she's shouted GONAD
it's just a lil' backtalking sass | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 288 | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 290 | |
| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/28/2007 1:40:38 PM |
AGAIN!
You "crack" me up, but not like that Trevor.
There was once a casanova so skilled
To describe him took Rodney Dangerfield
just how skilled was he?
While he ate one*ussy,
He was eagerly anticipating his NEXT meal. | |
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| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/28/2007 1:49:39 PM | Why are all women smoking a ciggy?
They say to look more like “Twiggy”
Big boobs and no butt, top heavy up front
To play this game, do I pass or punt?
My question for Dr.Laura and Dr.Ziggy | |
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| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/28/2007 3:22:34 PM |
I kept eatin’ my chicken
Banjo man kept on pickin’
Sipped his beer
Tugged his ear
Sang a old song like "Little Jimmy Dicken"
trivia
Who was that old time male country cowboy singer from Canada?
1955's era along with Grampa Jones?
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 297 | |
| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/28/2007 3:28:43 PM | There once was a starvin penpal
whose cheeks were sunk in at the dimple
Quite suddenly she thought
of fast food that could be bought
Now 'stead of starvin, she's scarfin' plain and simple. | |
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| engineer elmer
Posted: 1/28/2007 6:40:33 PM | Wook out a twain
said elmer fudd
porwin down wain
slipped and fell inthe the mudd
this is the fifth line again | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 300 | |
| engineer elmer
Posted: 1/28/2007 6:47:15 PM | see em
scre-am
Come to think of it Maygar I did see em
I thought many of them were a scre-am
As for my shot gun wedding
Seems a likely enough setting
Now I have a new nightmare to dre-am
Ps flannel: keep practicing. you're almost there. | |
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