pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 301 | |
| bridal train
Posted: 1/28/2007 6:52:36 PM | The rain in Spain fell mainly on my Bridal train
I the bride had only the fates to blame
Was it ironic
I had no rain bonnet
or misfortune the outcome would be the same | |
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| the fiver
Posted: 1/28/2007 7:14:23 PM | in the beginning there was a one
next came two or three
and though i didn't get it done
I moved to four with glee
here's the fifth line again | |
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| milk carton
Posted: 1/28/2007 8:04:44 PM | One day as I walked in
the kitchen for the flake
I somehow got lost
so my face was on the carton
but I quickly took it off
see this just don't wurk
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| milk carton
Posted: 1/28/2007 11:30:27 PM | In trouble so much it was disheartenin’
For my face was on the milk carton
about to get poured
so I pulled out my sword
From under the swath of my tartan | |
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| milk carton
Posted: 1/29/2007 4:25:21 AM | I can surly honestly boast…
New face of you was on the milk carton
You'all was swarthed all up in a tartan
My face pic was on wall of office post
This I can fairtly Squarly surely boast…
Yes my bed clothes are so so spartan | |
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| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/29/2007 7:02:29 AM |
...Plaid Flannal this is for you...
There once was a boy named Lou
who had trouble tying his shoe.
He wanted some high-tops
but bought him some flip-flops,
and still had no clue what to do! | |
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| Was Ditty Time at Home, before TV
Posted: 1/29/2007 8:34:03 AM | Thar’s an Old Ditty
Kitty crack corn I don’t care
Kitty crack corn don’t you dare
Kitty crack corn in you underwear
Da Master Gone Away……… (clap) | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 311 | |
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| Was Ditty Time at Home, before TV
Posted: 1/29/2007 8:47:42 AM | We've got kind of a limerick co-dependent relationship going.
There’s an Old Ditty 2#
I’ve been working on the railroad, all the live long day
I’ve been working on the railroad, just to pass the time away
Can’t you hear the whistle blowin’
Way up so early in in the morn ?
Can’t you hear the whistle Blowin’?
Dinah blow you horn. | |
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| Was Ditty Time at Home, before TV
Posted: 1/29/2007 9:04:56 AM | Gee Some More Ditty Ditty 3#
Dinah Blow your Horn
Dinah Blow your Horn
Dinah Blow your Horn your Horn your Horn
Dinah Blow your Horn
Dinah Blow your Horn
Dinah Blow your Horn some more.....
Fee Fi, Fiddle Dee –Ooooo
Fee Fi Fee Fi Fiddle Dee –O-Ooooo
Fee Fi, Fiddle Dee -Ooooooo
Strumming on the old banjo | |
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| More Limericks are Comming !
Posted: 1/29/2007 9:21:06 AM | Don’t Change That Dial!..More Limericks Coming Your Way after a brief message…
Some one in the kitchen with Dinah
Some one in the kitchen I know I know
Some one in the kitchen with Dinah
Strumming on that old banjo
Fee Fi, Fiddle Dee –Ooooo
Fee Fi Fee Fi Fiddle Dee –O-Ooooo
Fee Fi, Fiddle Dee -Ooooooo
Strumming on the old banjo
Thank you all, Your all so kind!
Don't forget to go back a few pages and sing
that terse verse to the Johnny Cash melody
Now here's the Sports news.... | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 315 | |
| More Limericks are Comming !
Posted: 1/29/2007 9:29:57 AM | Let's go out to the lobby
Let's go out to the lobby
Let's go out to the lobby
and buy ourselves some frothing cappucino. | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 316 | |
| More Limericks are Comming !
Posted: 1/29/2007 9:35:20 AM | Picking up coins for cappucino
for lack of substantial dollarino
Choo choo came by
as she spotted the dime
Now it looks like a cameo pendanto | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 317 | |
| More Limericks are Comming !
Posted: 1/29/2007 9:38:53 AM | What are those little two person train track vehicles called
the ones where you see the two guys see-sawing that handle to make the thing move? | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 318 | |
| More Limericks are Comming !
Posted: 1/29/2007 9:42:19 AM | My bottom is making one thing very clear--
The penpal must soon get up from here
And up she must stay
or give up for the day
or get more cortisone shots in her rear. | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/29/2007 11:06:09 AM | ..The All Knowing Eye… (Clap of Thunder)
..888888888888888888888888888888888
.That track vehicle is called a “Hand Car”
.Remember:
“Laurel & Hardy” movies? I remember when I was a tiny eye.
They rode…”Pumped” a hand car into a tunnel.
Few Moments later they came whizzing out of the tunnel,
The big steam locomotive barreling down, right behind them…
I am a Ex-Railroader (40 years ago)
Believe it or not…
I was actually a fireman on the "Wabash Cannon Ball”
Train Ran from Detroit to St Louis..Whoo!…Whoooo!
When I hear Johnny Cash or Willy Nelson sing that song,
Do I get a tear in my eye?…Naw…It’s just a cinder…
.....I am a living legend in my own mind
...I Hear That Train a Comming.......Whoo...WHoooo.... | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 321 | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 323 | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 324 | |
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| Limericksa la canuck
Posted: 1/29/2007 11:50:53 AM | There was a Canuck who loved hockey
He was a real cocky jockey
Spent his time on the ice
A Canadian vice
His wife finally left him for Rockey. | |
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