| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/6/2008 4:49:45 PM | ~~~~ oh No.....not the red dress!!! now everyone is gonna start talking about that butt again!!! ~~~~~
EEKS......now that is the second time today that I posted a statement like that and it landed on top!!
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/6/2008 5:10:20 PM | There once was this whore from wherever
who had a wit that so many thought clevah
but a dog rushed her face
and now she is placed
within the class refered Nevah!
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/6/2008 5:19:52 PM | I once had a doggy named rover
Did learn a new trick to roll over
It pleased him like spit
But rolled in his own shit
And then sure didnt smell much like clover :(
[same dog liked to roll on dead fish...my god...you cannot imagine]
What is it with dogs rolling in stinky things then running back to you all pleased with themself?  | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/6/2008 5:25:50 PM | God rolled over and squished the whole world
and his wife was pissed so unfurled
the map back to the beginning
and so he started singing
my God these hangovers hurt.
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/6/2008 5:44:02 PM | There once was a venerable eyeguy
of limericks was known as a sly guy
but where he might be
now this eye can't see
It might just make this old girl's eye cry.
Anybody got a report on eyeguy? | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/6/2008 11:58:09 PM | I once had a very wise Poppa
Who used to call me grasshopper
When faced with a task
Wouldnt sit on me ar*se
And Pop said "Get her goin', can't stop er"
[The sun was here for part of the day and you wouldnt believe how much gardening I got done] | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/7/2008 9:55:46 AM | Brigit and the Bird got in on
Now Brigit has learnt a brand new song
She sits and coos
Sings the blues
Thinking about what's now long gone
Having a midget made me feel kinda big
And Briget say she didn't give a fig
Having sex with a Bird
Who happened to be a nerd
She said was better than having sex with a pig
The pig overheard and simply grunted
And thereafter his feelings were haunted
Being rejected by a midget
Who once was frigid
Then by the other pigs for ever taunted
To ease the pigs feelings I suggested a solution
But the pig thought my mind a pollution
He rejected a threesome
I was left on my ownsome
Being rejected by a pig leads to confusion | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/7/2008 11:05:35 AM | Pigs never found jokes very funny
For sex and humour you need a bunny
They're fluffy white tails
Could land you in jail
Then the sheriff would take all your money | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/7/2008 11:50:51 AM | There are nothing as stoic as cattle
Nothing you say makes them rattled
They just look at you
And stand there and chew
Amusing them is quite a battle
Now a horse is a different matter
They'vain and easy to flatter
Try this refrain
Say that's a nice mane
If that does not work then just pat her | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/7/2008 11:55:40 AM | dogs are loyal as can be
especially if they like the leg that they see
drooling with a grin
dirty thoughts within
someone help get this dog offa me
(sticking with the animal theme...ya'll had me gigglin'....hey birdman! ...just for the record: i stop in daily to get a peak into that mind of yours...love the surprises I find...keep 'em coming!....yeah...shamrock....i'm not sure why "asking them to pork" doesn't work for ya darlin'...bahahahaha) | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/7/2008 12:26:21 PM | there once was a man named shamrock
if i had more time I'd write about his****
i heard he had a rooster
that goes by the name Brewster
the beauty of his feathers is a shock
that was soooo lame...lol....it's the best I could do with the time alotted (and my partially Irish roots...lol)...I owe, I owe...the rest of the song you know...have a good day darlin! | |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:28:44 PM | Dogs are a man's best friend
A dog I can highly recommend
They come with fleas
But you have to say please
They've become the very latest trend
But dogs stand and wet on your leg
I think they do it for a geg (*)
They crouch on one knee
To go and have a pee
And I can never get them to beg
Sorry ****es are more refined
For they like to be wined and dined
They like to be stroked
Sometimes even poked
Normally after three bottle of wine
(*) Ulsterism - lark
Thread not really to be read by the gentile American Ladies (Rose excepted) | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/7/2008 2:52:18 PM | Wow, y'all are some super-limerickists.
Thanks for the response about eyeguy, rose is a rose.
I wish I could stop stopping by
to grab a wry rhyme on the fly
but my way with laughter
laboriously dafter
is sometimes just not worth the try | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/7/2008 3:16:32 PM | Hey brizo.
Yeah.
So Eyeguy keeps his aire of mystery
Or is befelled now by history?
I'd pay my whole wad
for a sign from some god
a point to this unfinished story | |
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