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Thread: Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry

pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 351

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 5:06:54 PM
There once was an islander from Eye town. To whom the penpal replied, "Simmer down". The flannel is plying his verse, in here trying to freshen us fogeys up by breakin it down.

Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 352
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5 line Limericks are just fine Joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 6:36:46 PM
There was a Young Person of Crete, Whose toilette was far from complete; She dressed in a fashonable sack, Speckle-spackled-snackled with black, That ombliferous person of Crete.

pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 353

5 line Limericks are just fine Joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 6:45:11 PM
On how many different levels are you mean? What is ombliferous? On limericks I'm dry as a bone said the penpal sitting in her home for now I will wander on here and in yonder till my funny bone won't leave me alone. Gee, time flows right on by in the evening time on pof, don't it.

pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 354

5 line Limericks are just fine Joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 6:46:35 PM
On how many different levels are you mean? What is ombliferous? When impatient, you stupidly pretend it couldn't possibly happen again computer so slow finger twitching to go You give in and again press send. oopsie, double postie. Gee, time flows right on by in the evening time on pof, don't it.

Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 355
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5 line Limericks are just fine Joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 6:53:48 PM
Sorta like confirmmyfurballisrusty I shaln't be the cause of tom fool Snotery I’ll go hide out in the town of Dodgerty Can’t no more say a word! Or by gawd I’ll eat a snard? Then I go to the clinic for Pump outer'ee

pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 356

5 line Limericks are just fine Joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 6:57:25 PM
just spyin on the Eye.

Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 357
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5 line Limericks are just fine Joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:08:35 PM
My last name is McKekney Shinn… Back then I dated “Mickey the Finn” His last name was,“Rooney” He was real short and crooney We can’t marry, we’re next of kin

Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 358
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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:16:57 PM
There was an Old Man with a flute, A sarpint ran into his boot; But he played day and night, Till the sarpint took flight, And avoided that man with a flute.

ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 359

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:25:12 PM
There was an old man with a flute Who’s sarpint did not give a hoot If we didn’t know What the hell it was, so We imagined a bird in a boot.

ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 360

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:29:08 PM
That ombliferous person of Crete. Well that one did sound kinda neat Ombuffer zooly Was lost on yours truly Cause with these words I could not compete.

ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 361

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:31:31 PM
or maybe I can.... There once was a truly perdackle Who’s voice once began to crackle Made it sound antique Giving a nice tweak For the forthcoming wave of wenackle.

Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 362
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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:37:09 PM
Now a sarpint won’t be a good bite on your bum Cause I suspect it would surly swell up a great sum I you don’thave a gun You better run run run An angry sarpint certainly won’t be no fun, hmm!

Eye Guy

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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:42:25 PM
I stopped at the shop of wenackle. They even sell fine fishing tackel Bought some sinkers of lead Hid them under my bed Popped me a bowl of carmel snackel

ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 364

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:46:45 PM
With a Sarpint attatched to his bum He looked remarkably dumb In a shop in Wenackle The Sarpint he did tackle But his luck ran away with the plumb.

Eye Guy

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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 7:55:00 PM
I went to the Zoo at Yorkdackel A new exhibit there, a Perdackel This flying hippo looked really old The guide confirmed, I was told The funny roar sounds like a crackel

Eye Guy

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Msg: 366
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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 8:00:44 PM
('') I fell off my stoop again! You too funny!

Eye Guy

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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 8:13:06 PM
Me and my Sarpint joined a traveling show I even painted him up with some Day Glow I dress like a clown I spin the Sarpint around A Sarpint show is a fine place for people to go

pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 368

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 8:26:45 PM
A Sarpint has a garment cut so low it peels off him every month or so if he wasn't a sailor would find a better taylor Sailor sarpint just sways with the show.

ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 369

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 8:29:17 PM
I’m afraid this threads been hijacked Haven’t seen balzinsun, I back tracked Wonder where he’s gone And is it very wrong To be playing in his thread that we hacked

pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 370

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 8:30:47 PM
Camantrophic thing snuckurred today. Foreign femenies started to bray. The Bush wasn't shushed Rumsfield got flurshed Now the femenies know Bushie can't splay. we're hijackers? I can't STAy out of trouble

Eye Guy

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Msg: 371
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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 8:41:22 PM
I left a note for balzinsun, that son ofa gun I said come on back, were having fun He didn’t answer too I guess that was a clue He said he only knew just one…..

Eye Guy

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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 8:50:20 PM
.There was an Old Man of Kilkenny, .Who never had more than a penny; .He spent all that money, .In onions and honey, .That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.

pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 373

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 8:58:16 PM
If there's one think I can't bear to think It's of onions an honey blended to drink pass on that smoothie rather swallo a toothie than to drink that which just plain stinks.

Eye Guy

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Msg: 374
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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 9:00:31 PM
When your hungry, do do a mighty fine kettle of fish Eggs, bread crumbs, roll em tight so they will squish Never say a kettle of chips? Not a grand favorite of pips? Put them all together and they make a mighty fine dish

pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 375

Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” Posted: 1/29/2007 9:04:20 PM
Goodnight again said penpal to Magar, while puffing her midnight cigar. the chair tells me now to get the hey up somehow and quit putting my butts in a jar.

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