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Posted: 1/30/2007 3:23:11 AM | .Very important information
.Keep this in your date book
.Have you ever wondered
.why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
.f you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,
it is about .time you became informed!
.A --- Almost Boobs...
.B --- Barely there.
.C --- Can't Complain!
.D --- Dang!
.DD -- Double dang!
.E --- Enormous!
.F --- Fake.
.G --- Get a Reduction.
.H --- Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
. Courtesy of the Eye Sprain Assoc.of Dublin | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/30/2007 4:10:51 AM | .Irish Wisdom
.You can accomplish more with a kind word and a shillelagh
.than you can with just a kind word.
.No man ever wore a scarf as warm as
.his daughter’s arm around his neck.
.Drink is the curse of the land.
.It makes you fight with your neighbor.
.It makes you shoot at your landlord
.and it makes you miss him.
.An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy
.which sustains him through temporary periods of joy.
.If you want to know what God thinks of money,
.Just look at who He gives it to!
.The Irish are a fair people;
.They never speak well of one another.
.Samuel Johnson 1709-1784 | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/30/2007 4:49:57 AM | .Irish Toasts.With or Without Jam.
.Said of a Woman Who Had Made a Bad Marriage
.She burnt her coal and did not warm herself.
.Said of Bad Aim in Shooting
.He wouldn't hit a hole in a ladder.
.Said of a Tall, Large Woman
.That's a fine doorfull of a woman.
.Said of a Gossiper
.She has a tongue that would clip a hedge.
.Said of One who Overstays their Welcome
.If that man went to a wedding,
. he'd stay for the christening.
.Said of Very Bad Music
.Aw, that's the tune the old cow died of. | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/30/2007 5:16:36 AM | .An Old Irish Blessing
.May the road rise up to meet you.
.May the wind always be at your back.
.May the sun shine warm upon your face,
.and rains fall soft upon your fields.
.And until we meet again,
.May God hold you in the palm of His hand. | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/30/2007 5:58:50 AM | .Sarpint Bite Cures
.A Chamois bitten by a poisonous sarpint will at once eat spurges (which it does not normally eat) and will be violently purged .in consequence, and so will rid itself of the .toxin.
.A wolf, in the same circumstances, bitten by a poisonous sarpint will dig up and eat
.the roots of bistort, which will cure him in the same way.
.Irish Men just go back to the pub and drink some Stout all night till the cure is right. | |
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Posted: 1/30/2007 8:08:28 AM | .Hurts
.My Beautiful Green Wing Macaw
.Walk in the room, he starts to jabber “Hi” he’s so gay.
.Fun for the last 10 years I trained him to talk and play.
.I heard a screech, I ran in the room, What the hey?
.My big Green Wing Macaw died in my arms today.
.Sat in my chair, cried, when a bird dies, do you pray?
.Now he’s gone, makes me hurt, nothing else left to say. | |
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| Nother Irish saying
Posted: 1/30/2007 8:52:12 AM | | May the worst of your tomorrows be better than the best of your yesterdays. | |
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Joined: 12/19/2006
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| To my friend, for the loss of his friend
Posted: 1/30/2007 8:58:48 AM | When a bird can be a friend he completes one.
To have wings, yet accept captivity just isn't done
unless there's a bond
that moves way beyond
the difference in limbs, understanding where kindred belong.
Sorry Magar.
May the birdie's spirit be with you always. | |
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| Nother Irish saying
Posted: 1/30/2007 9:03:01 AM | Magar....condolances. I read and I saw
of the loss of your green winged macaw
I extend sympathy
though your bird now flies free
Yet the sorrow still feels very raw
I had a Kestral once named Kiki. Bawled my eyes out when he died. | |
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| Your Welcome
Posted: 1/30/2007 12:30:19 PM | Your very welcome 1mage. I thought we were suppose to write them,,,,that's why you've never read that one.
P.S. I still haven't caught that darn mouse. | |
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| Your Welcome
Posted: 1/30/2007 12:46:27 PM | I once knew a kestrel named Kiki
Who’s bum wing made flying too freaky
So I built her a home
With an 8 by 10 roam
Where she flew in circles completely
And I once knew an owllish great grey
who flew down from the Northland one day
A mouse or a shrew
he'ld eat them it's true
Maybe he caught that darn mouse for you. | |
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| Your Welcome
Posted: 1/30/2007 1:11:05 PM | LOL Raven,,,,that was great!
I can only hope! | |
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| Limerick's
Posted: 1/30/2007 1:32:33 PM | A limericks forum I found
Where the writers are all fairly sound
The writings are great
And this is my fate
to read,,,,perhaps write,,,stick around. | |
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| for the birds
Posted: 1/30/2007 1:32:34 PM | I also knew a snowy owl who
Had one leg, it’s perfectly true
Was caught in a snare
Had to leave his leg there
And so without it, away he flew | |
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| for the birds
Posted: 1/30/2007 1:35:16 PM | And then there was that poor Heron Blue
Who had fishing line tangled all through
Wrapping her leg entangling
Had set off bad gangrene
That leg we had to cut off, it’s true | |
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| for the birds
Posted: 1/30/2007 1:40:39 PM | And the number of dead loons I’ve found
Who ate lead sinkers in fish by the pound
I’m really wishing
That those who go fishing
Would be careful what they leave around | |
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| for the birds
Posted: 1/30/2007 1:56:45 PM | I was shocked to find limbs on my walk
from a Blue Heron, an Owl, a Hawk
So I called Ravincause
Heard a gasp, then a pause
We agreed, it's too late to call doc!!! | |
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| for the birds
Posted: 1/30/2007 2:01:28 PM | Bird crutches are hard to use because of the wings.
So now you may understand why
Though others would just drive right by
There are those who
Scoop a dead rabbit or two
From the roadways to feed those who can't fly. | |
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