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Posted: 1/31/2007 11:44:17 AM | It took a little while, but I came up with a clean, Family oriented,G rated, Child friendly even, Limerick! just don't let it get around. It'll ruin my bad reputation! Where We Go!
Bojangles the cat is a magical cat.
Bojangles the cat can fly!
Bojangles the cat can only fly up.
Bo's lucky his owner can climb!
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Posted: 1/31/2007 11:56:16 AM | .....Hi Beer Shark ...Long Time No Sea!
.This year I resolve to eat nothing sweet,
.No heavy starches, no fatty meat.
.I'll use my will power
.Say for about an hour
.Til Mama calls, "Come on, let's eat.""
If thaat cat was a hobo cat,
I would call it" HoboJangles"
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Posted: 1/31/2007 12:34:47 PM | The Beer Shark Sing Song & Chant
The Beer Sharks are coming, their fins are in sight
The Beer Sharks are coming, their fins are in sight
Yipy yipy Ki Yea!
Yipy yipy Ki Yea!
The Beer Sharks are coming, coming along all right
Gonna’ be a big party at Beer Sharks tonight.......
.........Buy a box of beer and come on over! | |
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Posted: 1/31/2007 2:11:36 PM | ..Don't'cha dare leave this site!
..Gonna' be a riot! Say it again
..Gonna' be a riot!
..Duna wana lose your wit!
..I'll have a fit!
..Need some volunteers to be active here.
..Beg, borrow, steal, if you can't write a new one
..I bet you have one forming in your skull right now.
..Come on...type it in now! ....Help us Let er' fly! | |
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Posted: 1/31/2007 2:37:09 PM | one more, then off to get beer, or sandwich or something.
There once was a pie-in-the-sky eye
who loved limericks so much he would die
to go days without
his joyous shout
of "Hey you, just buckle up and ride." | |
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Posted: 1/31/2007 3:06:48 PM | What'll get penpal thru the night
is three 16 ounce cans, Miller Lite
She'll do the twist
an' it'll go like this
This site'll keep twistin' all night.
...or she may go clen the kitchen.
Nah that's another thing I'm never gonna do. | |
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Posted: 1/31/2007 3:13:05 PM | The sky is here is wonderfully clear
out my window, past ashes and beer.
But if a bike I were riding
I'd be woefully backsliding
on rhyming, befriending and good cheer.
bike riding,...ah that's another thing...
(Passive/aggressive by nature, the penpal skillfully plants guilt trip in the Eye) | |
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