pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 26 | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/19/2007 12:02:01 AM | Cracker Crumb Maker from “Bama”
No grinder, she had to use a “Hamma”
She pounded all night
Cops thought it was a fight
She is doing hard time in the “Slamma” | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 28 | |
| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/19/2007 12:07:36 AM | An Irishman locals called Magar
wrote rhymes that were worthy of Hagar
When he poked fun at Penpal
and out squirted his Pem-pal,
He knew he had finally gone too far.
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/19/2007 12:39:11 PM | Tough to comprehend all the words
The last time I hung out with nerds
Talk about time and space
End of the human race
Sounds to me like a crock for the birds | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/19/2007 2:19:10 PM | There was a Vulcan named Spock with pointy ears?
Who had greenish blood, but never shed no tears?
If you try telling us you believe that,
Paddy will smack you with a sack...
Go Hoome now, you’ve had way to manty beers! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/19/2007 2:55:38 PM | Once was a Young Plaid flannel Pajama man
Dashed off some limericks as fast as he can
He Hammered some in stone,
He Carved some out in bone.
A poet, don’t cha’ know it, Give the man a hand! | |
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| THe Fella from Boston
Posted: 1/19/2007 3:40:35 PM | There once was a fella from Boston
Whose Fiance suddenly tossed him!
Instead of crying, he CHEERED
Because he had an idea,
Of just how much the divorce would've cost him!
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| a man name Dave
Posted: 1/19/2007 3:43:17 PM | There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave!
By his friends he was told
"Dave you'll find her too cold!"
Dave said, "Just think of the MONEY I'll save!"
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| a man name Dave
Posted: 1/19/2007 11:11:57 PM | Young Dave from Chi Town is so Funny
Laughed so hard my nose got Runny
He knows every Biker trick
Just how to pick up a chick.
Hope you find a “live” Honey Bunny” | |
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| a man name Dave
Posted: 1/20/2007 12:07:19 AM | How to for a yummy young fine lass
Add hot spices and a little bit of sass
After poaching And toasting
And basting and tasting.
She will be a great dessert, first class | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/20/2007 2:43:02 AM | once was a guy who lived spartan
although often alone
what plaid is to tartan
what rock is to stone
when a man wears a dress
it's name is a kilt
now i must confess
causes dear willy to will
though quickly built
made often in haste
this verse with a lilt
has quite a nice taste
though never made with wine
and no beer ever swilled
these lines oft are fine
they are majestically willed | |
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| Plaid Flannel Astronaut Man
Posted: 1/20/2007 3:35:03 AM | There he sits, In the green eerie light
Can he control His space ship tonight
He retypes and snips
He restates and quips
Plaid Flannel Pilot zooming out of sight | |
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| Plaid Flannel Astronaut Man
Posted: 1/20/2007 3:42:48 AM | the plaid man once had a notion
to fall flat on his face
but there was an explosion
now plaid flannel allover the place | |
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| Limericks still live on
Posted: 1/20/2007 4:07:03 AM | Heard the Big Bang, Awesome, what a sight
The whole world took notice, it lit up the night
Plaid pilot pieces, way to sad.
Who’s going to’ call his dad?
Now he will be living in Spock Heaven alright | |
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| Limericks.are Irish Fun
Posted: 1/20/2007 1:13:05 PM | A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I’m durned if I see how the helican | |
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| pelican briefs
Posted: 1/20/2007 10:34:54 PM | pelican feathers pelican thiefs
after he eats
he leaves greasy skidmarks
in his pelican briefs
cow poetry
among the green rolling hills
across lush pastures
Damn the electric fence
Damn the electric fence
Damn the electric fence thank you Garylarsons far side | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 46 | |
| pelican briefs
Posted: 1/20/2007 11:05:42 PM | he he he. love the cow poetry.
There once was a fat bull named Al
Who bullied another bull, Val.
When Val would come grazing,
always subject to hazing,
till he filled old Al's trough with low cal. | |
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| Limericks to Choke On
Posted: 1/20/2007 11:46:22 PM | Once I knew a girl named “Cow Patty”
Her Butt was well, kinda’ “Fatty”
Wore out n’ tatty
Hair was natty
But I love the smell of “Cow Patty” | |
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| Limericks to Choke On
Posted: 1/20/2007 11:52:18 PM | zap zap, zap zap, zap zap!
zap zap, zap zap, zap zap!
zap zap, zap!
zap, zap zap!
Can Zomebody turn that damn fence off! | |
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| Limericks to Choke On
Posted: 1/20/2007 11:57:32 PM | Gave all my gold dust to those moon light girls
They rather have my gold dust instead pearls
Gold petered out, who's to blame,
Can't dig the claim, I'm too lame.
Got to get home before the big snow swirles
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| Limericks to Choke On
Posted: 1/21/2007 12:31:57 AM | Pelican briefs, Top secret job from the C.I.A.
Dangerous, dark,fast taxi ride on a rainy day
Woman with a gun
Bad men on the run
Stop exporting “knock off” Pelican underwear! | |
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