| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/31/2007 10:04:10 PM | ...Hi from the Eye.
... Just.took a nap.....not a loser
.Yawn...just got up....not a boozer.
............again, feel like a pup..Grrr.
...... .Sittin in my under ware..???
. ??.??..Please , do not stare
. AT My Wide Eyed CONFUSER.???. | |
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| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/31/2007 11:49:12 PM | I See..A...Furcocious...Ferocious...Funny…Fantasy...With Me
..I.See
..We.three!
Now at last see
How were together.
So they said so whether?
Me? I slyly suggested leather!
They both decided to whip me for free.
.(Didn't know what they planed for me)
I got welts all over my pelt, you can plainly see.
I’m not ever, not ever, going to admit I almost pee!
Cause that surely would make a laughing stock out of me...
Getting it on…..The whip was cracking my song!...Ah.. Hoo-Yee!
Our Secret....We Three....If it ever gets out….It will just kill me!
Tomorrow Going back to my day job, Act just like a regular slob.
Disclaimer…
Hey..I’m Not Gay! …I’m as Straight… As a Rusty Gate!
Hmmm! I know it rhymes, But I don't know what it means!
Wanna go one a straight Date! Give me a Jingle I won’t be late!
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| More Limericks...Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/1/2007 4:49:37 AM | .In the absence of light, darkness prevails...
.Mary had a little lamb,
.It's fleece was white as snow
.And everywhere that Mary went,
.The lamb was sure to go.
.Mary had a little pig,
.She couldn't stop it grunting,
.So she took it down the garden path,
.And kicked its little butt in! | |
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| confusion
Posted: 2/1/2007 6:12:50 AM | this thread here is so confusin
I can't keep up the illusion
about mmmmm mmbble beer
I fell off the chair
and gave myself a contusion | |
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| lite limericks
Posted: 2/1/2007 6:15:25 AM | I keep gettin my kicks
on this here
reading these limericks
mmmbble beer
my brains full o sticks
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| the caT POEMS
Posted: 2/1/2007 6:17:47 AM | the cat poems were a screamed
i laughed til i gleened
that i had no idea
what they were talking about
so I added my two non cents | |
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| Good limericks
Posted: 2/1/2007 6:35:17 AM | Life is not measured by the breaths you take,
but by the moments that take your breath away.
A farmer from near John O' Groats,
Thinking of sowing his oats.
Got his metaphors wrong,
He pulled out his schlong,
And scared away a field full of goats.
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/1/2007 7:10:22 AM | .Murphy's Corollary:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
. There was an old lady named Bat
. who took a pet bat into her bed.
. It got somewhat squeezed,
. so it squiggled and sneezed
. and out of the window it fled | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 10:21:15 AM | .Feet up, Beer in hand... I could get used to this.
.Now I'm old. All my songs have been sung,
.Worse yet, all my springs have been sprung.
.Could I go around twice,
.I would heed the advice
.Of all realtors, "Get lots while you're young." | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/1/2007 11:15:52 AM | Very tired and self-absorbed at the moment. Haven't caught up on my limericking today.
Meanwhile...
There once was a kitty on a pillow
who wondered how long to stay still-o
she could stay here all day
or go outside and play
Boiled it down to pus*y won't or pus*y will-o. | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 11:34:55 AM | "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -
There was a young lady of Exeter
so pretty men craned their necks at her
One went so far
As to wave from his car
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her... | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 12:12:52 PM | Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
. Irish Toasts
May you be poor in misfortunes,
and rich in blessings,
May you know nothing but happiness,
from this day forward,
May good luck be your friend,
In whatever you do,
And may trouble be always,
A stranger to you. | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/1/2007 12:37:37 PM | "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
We once had a big tomcat named Liam
And goldfish, he sure loved to see ‘em;
And though he but purred,
We quickly inferred
That his motto was this: “carpe diem.” | |
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