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Posted: 2/1/2007 12:57:35 PM | . "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
.Today, my dear cat I interred,
.But her death should have never occurred.
.Neighbors caused me this grief;
.Fed her tainted raw beef.
.Later, "tongue got your cat"'s what I heard.
.beef by Jane Auerbach | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 1:06:23 PM | An angel once visited Hell
To toast marshmallows, charring them well.
When Satan asked why,
There came the reply,
"'Cause I missed s'mores' great campfire smell."
S'mores are a snack using campfire-roasted marshmallows.
angel by Jane Auerbach | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 5:13:47 PM | Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
These angels are fools rushing in
To dance on the head of a pin.
This celestial crowd
Is too painfully loud,
But might stop if I quit drinking gin.
angel by mephistopheles | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 5:24:20 PM | (I’d stayed home with my cat, than be dodging discourse with a plate)
I can’t believe your very strange date?
Showed up with cat stew on a plate!
Dodge him of course
Show no remorse!
Hold up the zero card, how him I would rate! | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 5:32:01 PM | Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
Once upon a time, I called her by a wrong name.
Let me know dern quick my head was so lame
She broke the dinner plate
Guess that ended the date!
Guess I’m not too very good at this dating game | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 5:47:22 PM | Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
This dating game can certainly turn out to be a pain
Sounds so good on the phone, should be no strain
No show, yes I do feel the pain
Left me standing out in the rain
Still haven’t passed qualifying for this dating game | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 6:08:46 PM | "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
I once had a cat I loved, that I named” Brillo”
This kitty sleep a lot, on a special blue pillow
Held him in my hands
To scrub pots n’ pans
Micro waved him dry, so he wouldn’t get” Chillo” | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 7:46:00 PM | "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
There was once was a girl from Seattle
Was known for her tongue apt to prattle
Was born on thanksgiving
Wrote poems for a living
Will be missed far more than the cat'll
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Posted: 2/1/2007 8:14:06 PM | Irish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Keenagh County Longford, Ireland.
There once was a fat cat in Schookill
Who smelled chicken cooking on a grill.
He jumped up and landed on the roof
With aloof, n' "oof",
And slid down, and missed the grill | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 8:30:17 PM | "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -
.In a castle that had a deep moat
.Lived a chicken, a cat and a goat.
.They wanted to go out
.And wander all about
.First thing they needed was a boat. | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 9:15:13 PM | "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
.A mouse in the room caught my eye,
.Quietly nibbling at my apple pie,
.I made the noise of a cat,
.Mouse wriggled under the mat,
.Gone without even saying a goodbye. | |
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Posted: 2/1/2007 9:32:53 PM | Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you.
.There was an old gaucho called Geruno,
.Who said: "There's one thing I do know
"A woman is fine
.most of the time,
.But a llama is numero uno" | |
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