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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 576 | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/2/2007 5:39:37 PM | "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols
Twas an old lady,
. lived in a shoe
Had so many children
Didn’t know what to do
Twas another old lady,
. lived in a shoe
Didn’t have kids
She knew what to do | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 578 | |
| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/2/2007 5:40:12 PM | Snow. Not here, not even close.
There once was an evening it snowed
Till the wind started howling in cold
It was April 93
a vacation for me
For suddenly Alabama wasn't so old.
Incredible winter storm of 93 (in April) | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 579 | |
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Posted: 2/2/2007 5:48:50 PM | The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
. . . . There was a young bar maid from Cork,
. . . . Who loved to serve Murphy's and pork,
. . . . When you enter her bar,
. . . . Say goodbye to your car,
. . . . for it's just been shipped off to York. | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 582 | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 2/2/2007 6:02:05 PM | . . . .Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snoooooooow !
. . . All my youth was spent biding my time
. . . Looking forward to reaching my prime
. . . Never realized until
. . . I was over the hill,
. . . I had been there, with steps yet to climb | |
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Posted: 2/2/2007 6:21:45 PM | ""I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
..The wisdom of cats is infinitely . ..superior." - - - - Hippolyte Taine
Ground hog day is tomorrow they say
Does he know the true forecast we pray
Two Shamans don’t know
If it will actually snow
I’m gonna sleep six weeks, starting today | |
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Posted: 2/2/2007 6:58:26 PM | "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - - - - Missy Dizick
I can’t wear shoes when I drink beer
Losing touch of the ground is my fear
Stay in touch “Terra-firma”
Drinking here in hot Burma
I sure hope I don’t fall off the pier | |
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Posted: 2/2/2007 8:15:46 PM | You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats
You say, first pass him o'er the potty
I’m not to bold, or acting very snotty
Do you want in my pants?
I have to take a new stance
And on an on an on he rants “Oh Laudy” | |
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Posted: 2/2/2007 9:49:24 PM | There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cat
Meet a lot of these gals living at the old folks home
All day long, up and down the long hall they roam
They followed me from room to room
Keepers had to shoo em away with a broom
I pass out brownies, from a metal tray with a glass dome | |
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Posted: 2/2/2007 10:03:12 PM | . . . . . . Sylvester Coote Muinebheag
. . . .This was a young fellow named Paul,
. . . .Couldn't rely on his ring-piece at all,
. . . .When he sat on the loo,
. . . .It went slightly askew,
. . . .And splattered some poo on the wall.
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