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Said the "eye guy" to "awakening" with ease
Brush your teeth, comb your hair
Act the play out with flair
As it's only yourself you can please! | |
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Posted: 2/8/2007 6:44:31 PM | Hey mr eye, I said with a sigh.
The sty on your eye, makes you look really high.
If you wipe out the sand, from your pineal gland.
My screenname will make more sense why. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 12:26:16 AM | . Awaken
. Wake up, Brush your teeth, comb your hair
. Got a smile on, an a shine makes you so rare
. So grin
. An’ spin
. Looking for a young man you want to snare | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 12:27:48 AM | . Hi G900
No sty on my eye, If you please
Stuff in my eye from the breeze
Twas no sty on my eye
Twas a Crumb from a pie
Got to get in now before I freeze
Shhh! Your not suppose to talk about my prenatal gland on here!
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Posted: 2/9/2007 3:58:53 AM | G'DAY ( from the good old days)
Had Jane Austen been born in Australia
would she have had success or failure
Would her pride turn to prejudice
Whilst she looked on incredulous
At the sight of the convicts’ behaviour. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 6:02:12 AM | In the merry good old days of ye' old
When gallant knights were very bold
Women had not yet been invented
Knights find a way to be contented
Drilled holes in trees and fence poles | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 6:34:22 AM |
You guys are great at this limerick stuff. It is truly my fav.
Good morning all... or not
I once had a partner in bed
His vision still comes thru my head
I miss him so much
With his sweet gentle touch
but, alas poor Robert is dead. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 6:41:20 AM | On turning 50
There once was a sensitive spot,
Or maybe our nerves are just shot.
What gives us such cause
Is, we women just pause,
But middle aged men seem to stop! | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 6:43:47 AM | The U. K.
There is a great city of London,
When I go there I come totally undone.
With ancestors galore
Life is never a bore
All they really need now is some sun. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 7:46:50 AM | . Thank you again, Petroleum Jelly from, Hickory D!ckery Rock, Texas.
. When you come on in. It’s a win, win, win! Are you sure you’r not my twin?
. . Hunter’s high powered shot bit her
. . Porkey doesn’t know what hit her
. . Grill Porky with pa’taters
. . Grill Porky with ta’maters
. . Save some for our hound dog Fritter | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 7:55:23 AM | . Stray cats are like hobo’s. Cats tell each other what house is a easy mark!
. Senior Limerick
. He wore Seersucker suit
. Drove a Tucker to boot
.“Dapper Dan”
. Slick old man
. Drive by, give ya’ a toot | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 8:00:34 AM | In an innocent game of truth or dare
She was asked if it's a young man she'd snare
With her workload too great
And at any rate
At this point she could hardly care
But perhaps if the load should die down
She'll seek out her prince or a clown
To share in a giggle
A dance, jig, or wiggle
For a splendid night out on the town. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 8:15:42 AM | . This has really been a fun thread to share!
. Your turn now, You people living on the far side of the moon.
. Think up a limerick or two.... Don't make me wait until June!
. The first time I went from U.S. to the Continent took ten days by boat.
. You can beam me back a limerick in less than ten seconds
. I'm Still waiting!
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. Irish Limericks are so cleverly versed
. The Second line rhymes with the first
. The Third one is short
. The Fourth the same sort
. And the Last one is often the worst
. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
. The Eye Guy wants to Thank you all for stopping by.... | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 8:20:45 AM | Just sending a nod of approval
and a kiss blown for loving renewal
Though still far away
in a land that's not gay
I haven't forgot you're a jewel.
Hi. Eye. and Hi all.  | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 8:30:24 AM | I look forward to be here each day
A great bunch here I do have to say
Heading on back to work
So the boss who's a jerk
Won't can me, hence lessen my pay | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 8:38:51 AM | Sin, Sin, Sin
Of all the places I've been,
It's Italy I recall with a grin.
Foreign men pinch like that,
'Cause I'm already fat,
And they don't like their women to thin. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 8:39:32 AM | . Top of the morning to you! “ Awakening”…
. I’ve noticed, we have something in common…
. You AWAKE Humming an..’beaming…
. I‘m AWAKE Humming an...’broke!
. Sure would take you off to town
. Take you to the best pub around
. Wiggle your nose
. I’ll get ya’ a rose
. Later, we’ll huddle, cuddle down | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 8:47:26 AM | Thanks peltonmj, To share some more of your body language with me! …Great fun!
I sure w w would like to pat
Can I get that close to that?
I’m not Ital’…
I’d be your Pal…
If you can get along with that! | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 9:00:24 AM | WOW! A psychic message from Pen Pal Girl…
Hello Pen Pal My super star
Hiding up in the sky so far
Wish you were near.
You have no Beer?
Ship you a box of beer by car | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 11:06:23 AM | . . . FAMOUS iRISH
Mary Robinson was elected to office in 1990---a milestone event in Irish society---not only was she the first woman president of Ireland, she was, at the time, one of only three female heads of state in the world. She resigned the presidency on Sept. 12, 1997, 11 weeks short of her full 7 year term, to accept the position of United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights.
Mary McAleese. The second and current Female President of The Republic of Ireland and the first to be born in Northern Ireland. Born in 1951 into a Catholic Belfast family, Ms McAleese grew up in a Protestant area, near Ardoyne. She moved to Dublin in 1975 to take up the professorship at Trinity, aged only 24. Four years later she left Trinity to join RTE and worked for two years as a reporter on the Frontline and Today Tonight television programmes. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 11:24:13 AM | Gave a toast at
The Danny Mann Traditional Irish Pub Killarney
There was a young bar maid from Cork,
Who loved to serve Murphy's and pork,
When you walk in the bar
You can see her from far,
and wish you were back in New York. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 12:09:40 PM | To all of the ladies on this forum.
I have a solution to boredom.
At night when you dream,
I'm making you scream.
Save your pillow and chew on some sorghum. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 12:15:19 PM | A glad group of clowns they did gather
And wrote up fine limericks to lather
Caused us such bubbles
That for all our troubles
We all just continue to blather | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 12:18:29 PM | Peltonmj, awakening and eyeguy.
Ronald, hamburglar and fryguy.
You all love fast food,
lets not get misconstrued,
Combo 7 with a supersize frenchfry. | |
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