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Posted: 2/9/2007 2:31:29 PM | Its good times and a giggle or two,
9 or 10, big fat hen, chicken stew.
When old mother hubbard, got lost in her cubbard,
I had to call our limerick crew. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 8:03:11 PM | Upon my monitor sitting up there
is a soft cuddly cute stuffed brown bear
to the Childrens Wish Foundation I give
so a child has a greater chance to live
Bear reminds me I always must care. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 11:14:23 PM | There once was a galloping grunter
Who rowed about with a punter
Tossing balls in the air
Hiked his kilt with a glare
And finally married a Hunter. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 11:17:05 PM | There once was a man from Quebec
Who had ladies at his call and beck
For just one line
They’d wine and they’d dine
And afterwards say “what the heck.” | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 3:02:13 AM | Ravin: Cat Survey: Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork when you eat?
Mission Control….
The Ravin has landed …(cheers)
Once I meet a galloping grunter
In the lou at a pub in Kildunter
Grunted an‘ cried
He almost died
Chicken bone stuck in his spunker | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 3:12:48 AM | Cat Survey: Do you cook for the cat even when you’re not hungry?
There once was a man from BC
Quite a famous dancer was he
For you , a Jig to prance
For me, the River Dance
A delightful dancing fool he could be | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 3:43:57 AM | Hello Awakening….
The Childrens Wish Foundation 
Great Idea
Excuse me, I feel a "moment" coming on
Care Bear Prayer
So you say your Care Bear lives where?
On the floor, behind the chair, on the stair?
Now Go tell your Care bear
We will all do our fair share
Its so gracefully kind that you really care… | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 4:05:19 AM | Cat Survey: Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the fridge?
. There once was a man from Quebec
. Six foot of snow now, what the heck?
. Going to go to F-L-O-R-I-D-A, U.S.A.
. Burning, On the sunny sands I will lay
. Get me a few more beers to do it my way…. | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 4:28:57 AM | Hi Good Buddy!...gainer900
You gave me a giggle or two, about the chicken stew.
My big pot can brew, enough for the big limerick crew.
I’m only a factor of one
If I eat until I’m done,
I’ll sure be eating this gruel all month till I turn blue!
(man, thats a heap of stew)  | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 5:05:48 AM | Good morning all...
Just How Stupid are We
There once was a place called Brazil.
The addictions of life it does fill.
They give us, caffine for the morning,
And cocaine with no warning
And they laugh all the way to the till. | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 5:16:27 AM | Hello "Sparkle-pelt” from Texas
I really don’t do, caffeine in the morning,
Just can’t keep my big yap from yawning
It’s hard, But I really really try
To Open this Big Bloodshot Eye
Gotta get my butt up and start go go’ning | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 5:26:10 AM | now where is the gum from the wriggleys
that was stuck under some other gigglies
i looked and i looked
while it chewed and it chooked
then I felt it stuck under the figglies  | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 5:35:10 AM | I'm not what you call patriotic
but Canadians sell and you bought it
what more's there to know
we're rocks and we're roll
and comedians to boot in the snow | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 5:45:14 AM | How are Ya' miturn-mist
I toured through the Canadian Figglies
The snakes there called Gren Wriggleys
Some time I hike
Some time I bike
You Canuks are funny, give me the gigglies | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 5:49:28 AM | it's time to take a hike with my bike
I'll pull it along with my Mike
they're both pretty rusty
so oil them I musty
before hitting the road like a trike | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 6:21:50 AM | There once was a trusty old car,
Who'd gone many miles near and far.
His heart, it was maxi
And we call it a taxi
'Cause he's helped us get where we are. | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 6:24:24 AM | There once was a limerick from Hell,
It was mine, you could obviously tell.
Why, the devil himself,
Said, of course what else
Now this we can certainly sell! | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 6:31:55 AM | Have you ever been down to Australia
The land of the daffodil and dahlia
There's wonderful sights
and everything bites
and you'll love it, or have heart failure | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 6:40:36 AM | To Anna Nicole Smith
St. Peter
There once was the keeper of fate,
Who stood at the pearlie gate
Bad Karma to pay
'Cause I lost my way
And all he can say is... You're late! | |
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Joined: 12/27/2006
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Posted: 2/10/2007 6:42:48 AM | I've been looking awhile at this thread
but I'm tired and I should be in bed
to this site I'm addicted
and I'll stay till evicted
or perhaps get a life instead | |
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Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 774 | |
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Msg: 775 | |
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