| Limericks, an' Burnt Toast
Posted: 2/11/2007 12:21:22 PM | .
. "You guys have a great day now. ya hear.." she chortled
. Wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaa!.. Hot Sand!..Hot Sand!
. This dang coal scoop making blisters on my hand!
. Didn't she hear me? She doesn't give a Dang!
. What I would give for a glass of some ice cold tang! | |
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| Limericks, an' Burnt Toast
Posted: 2/11/2007 12:50:40 PM | Flying Saucer Lands in Sweet Potato Field in Texas.
News Reporter, Ms. Peltonmj from Austin, Texas.
People got frenzied a bit about all the “Hubba”
Space ship flew in from the “Rings of Nubba”
They cloned some folk in the field
This is the new hand they dealed
All the witnesses you talk to are now “Bubba” | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 1:56:45 PM | To a Valentines date she did go
then off to a dance don't cha know
A dozen roses of red
while wine swirled through her head
Cupid hovered with arrow and bow | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 2:01:00 PM | Oh what a fun site to see
It just dripped with joy and glee
Like a humourous card
that makes you laugh so hard
Re: Gainer message 793
(totally funny,,,,love your wit) | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:05:36 PM | There once was a poet named Bill
Who could fire off limericks at will
Only trouble he had with 'em
Was that they all kind of fell apart after the third line or so and just sort of trailed on...
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:14:08 PM | ha the beer shark
his wit tack sharp
somewhat of a snark
and he writes better than me
some reason they like five lines here!?????
anyway beer shark is heavy with brew | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:30:05 PM | . ha? . Hi Shark in the Dark!
. Your mumbling just a wee bit tonight...
. Hope its not the dreaded Asian Toxic Beer Shock Syndrome.
. the only cure is stop drinking cheap beer!
. There once was a poet named Bill
. Who could fire off limericks at will
. Before he got out the five line thrill
. He choked up, suddenly got so ill
. We are going to miss dead poet Bill | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:45:29 PM | Hi plaid flannel man
How come you took down your pic
with the grenish background?
I thought it was a great pic...
Hi Again Plaid flannel man
Hi Plaid flannel man, Poet Man
writes prose like Ally–Ka -Zam
All the schooling you took
You really should write a book
And a five line limerick when ever you can
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:48:24 PM | There once was a poet named Guy
Whose limericks one couldn't buy
Though he tried still in vein
We laugh all the same
With a shot so close to his eye. | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 836 | |
| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:55:01 PM | There once was girl from Bethereal
Who ran out of limerick material
Her mind went so blank
Her poor numb skull shrank
So she tried switching from witty to ethereal. | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:01:02 PM | Ms. penpalgirl2006
Do you want to mind-melt with me?
. What a waste it is to lose one's mind,
. And not having one would be unkind
. For verbosity brings inarticulate things
. and we'll go forward to the behind.
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:07:39 PM | Oh my, what have I overseen
a message so kind and so clean
so Eye Guy here's to you
for all that you do
and for message # 817 | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:11:36 PM | . Ms. penpalgirl2006
. Would you care to mind-melt with me?
. I’m just so excited, I could pee!
. Do you still have the jumper cables?
. I can’t read the these faded labels!
. Do you still remember where to clamp em?
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:22:11 PM | There's a gal who was told she was sweet
and she found this incredibly neat
Who only knows
if she let herself go
she just may get swept off of her feet | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 843 | |
| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:26:19 PM | My mind is a terrible thing to waste
and I'm woefully low on good (or bad) taste.
But instead of a charge
which might crack this old barge
How bout some quick painless copy and paste.
humor..ar,ar. | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:27:47 PM | I wrote this in Creative Writing in my 2nd year of college;
A girlfriend of mine named O'Rourke
Went hunting for men in New York
So successful was she
That in six months she'll be
Expecting a gift from the stork | |
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| Limericks, there's somethin a brewin
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:31:35 PM | The 8th Gate, it did open today
and the energy felt just may
leave you weak in the knees
or aware if you please
to the beginning of a whole new way | |
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| Limericks, there's some thing Sticky here
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:34:54 PM | .
. Ms.penpalgirl2006
. Be careful.
. Remember that couple who got
. stuck for good?
.. They used library paste instead of petroleum jelly?
. Naw!
, Yep!
. Naw!
. Yep! | |
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| Limericks, there's some thing Sticky here
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:43:32 PM | .
JazzDan Welcome to the limerick aisle
You will do quite well here
Thanks for sharing
Are you a Bronco Billy or is that a real
Piece of horseflesh your straddling?
Florida...I'm not jealous
I will be in Naples next week!
Yeah! | |
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| Limericks, there's some thing Sticky here
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:56:50 PM | There was a young lady in Naples
Who's tummy was tucked in with staples
To the forest she fled
and so it is read
she lives now amongst all of the Maples | |
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| Limericks, there's some thing Sticky here
Posted: 2/11/2007 7:03:02 PM | .
.Ms. awakening
. Eye Guy Special Service
I run a gate hinge oiling service as a side line.
This weeks special.
As a incentive this week, at no extra charge!
I will oil your bed springs and give you a
Road test for free. ….A $29.99 Value!
You don’t mind if things go bump in the dark.
But…Squeeky Springs will alert the neighbors!
Call now…
No coupon accepted with this offer
. Call Right Now! | |
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