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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 3:17:21 AM | There once was a clock named Ben,
Who didn't have much of a chin.
But as tall as he is
and with eyes like his
Who cares if he doesn't grin.
Taken from my children's book, "Once Upon a .... Clock"
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 3:22:25 AM | There once was the world's greatest clock,
Who didn't have much of a coc*.
But he keeps us on time
With his very big chime
And he says to the world "Tick Tock."
edited OUT of my children's book, "Once Upon a .... Clock" | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 3:29:33 AM | ode to Kramer
There once was a man with a trade,
Whose life, he thought he had made.
Come to find out
That's not all it's about
But, how often it is you get laid. | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 3:43:16 AM | .
Geeez,
Do ya' Remember that thar "Mon-dana" song
"I'm Feel like a Sturgeon "
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My mo ma told me It was
how often you got PAID.
Does that mean I'm still a virgin?
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 3:55:14 AM | Eye Guy: You're off to Naples? You lucky guy!!!
Off to Naples is where I should be
with plenty of sights I should see
Well isn't it funny
I don't have the money
To work now is where I must flee | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 3:58:50 AM | A sweet gal so gentle and kind
Wanted recognition for her keen mind
Well you know men are strange
and they ain't gonna change
They'll keep pinching her tiny behind | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:02:55 AM | She put on her most warmest sweater
Preparing for all kinds of weather
Lots of friends she has got
So she rounded up the lot
and flew south, with the birds of a feather | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:05:25 AM | They're calling for a very big storm,
Bundle up, light the fire, stay warm
and then spend your time
in this forum making rhyme
It certainly can't do any harm | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:20:43 AM | Writing limericks is all that we've got
Really putting ourselves on the spot
No novel for us
They're to clean: we cuss
And we ain't got much of a plot. | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:55:22 AM | good one! ebgdae
It's the men who outta look out
All we women just scream and shout,
Flinging plates in the air
Then clamming up with a stare,
Isn't that what love's all about?
Or maybe: Did we get it wrong?
Love's known of this all along
Just whisper your love
Like a sweet turtle dove
Then ad a limerick to your song! | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 6:22:04 AM | the plates and the death stares come to mind
how could I have been so blind
you've jolted me back
with a mind blowing wack
I needed that kick in the behind
Now I'll go through this day with a smile
by myself but not in denial
With no one to fight
or kick, scratch or bite
just sit back and enjoy it with style | |
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| Looney Limericks, Some Terrific, Some dumped in the Pacific
Posted: 2/13/2007 6:33:31 AM | Hi Kiddies!
Today we will learn from the “B” book!
Betty Budder bought some butter
To make a bubbly blueberry batter
She said this butter made my batter bitter
so she bought a bit of better butter
Briefly whipped it in her bitter batter
Soon made her bitter batter better
But so far better that Betty Budder
went and bought a bit of better butter
Baked a boracious blueberry bun better!
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. But I always butter my baked bun!
. B B B Barkeep!, After that one, I need a B B B Beer! | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 6:43:20 AM | .
.I have always liked this little ditty by Lefty Frizzel
.Way back then, I didn’t know about “Sugar Mom mas”
. If you got the Money, Honey I got the time
. We'll go Honkey Tonking and We'll have a time
. Bring along your Cadillac Leave my old wreck behind
. If you got the Money, Honey I got the time.
. I'll Be Your Boy Toy!
. Call Collect:Br 549 | |
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