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 Author Thread: Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
 awakening

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 951
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 1:18:37 PM
As she rose from her knees in the dirt,
Took her hands and brushed off her skirt
"I'm an innocent gal"
"You're the guilty one pal"
It's your fault, your a great big ole flirt!
 miturn-mist

Joined: 12/26/2006
Msg: 952
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 1:43:29 PM
deception and cruelty some plot.......
and The Ice Guy got what he got...
but not soon enough.....
cuz he's a sponge in the rough......
and I'm happy for him a real lot..... ..........
 ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 953
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:07:12 PM
There once were some poets who'ld play
while a big storm was heading their way
they'ld post in a hurry
because the big worry
was the lines going down and they may.

After the storm sweeps on through
we really won't know what to do
the west and the east
will have to keep going at least
'Cause the Great lake types maybe off line, me too.
 awakening

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 954
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:10:08 PM
I patiently await the snow
just how long this will take I don't know
T'was suppose to be noon
so rushing out like a goon
I got food, so no grocery woe!
 magicallaroundme

Joined: 10/12/2006
Msg: 955
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:11:17 PM
The once was a man named McGee
Who came home at a quarter to three
He opened the lock
With the tip of his kokk
And corn-holed himself with his key
 awakening

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 956
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:12:05 PM
Has it even hit Canada yet?
Or is it all media fret
They do this each year
causing panic and fear
While the roads never even get wet!
 ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 957
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:30:17 PM
I see no snow falling yet here
But it feels so impending it's clear
that the barometric pressure
is creating no measure
of woe for my dogs'r acting queer
 ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 958
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:32:52 PM
Oh, Hi to the guy with the slicker
car pic, the girls car, no kicker
now whats in his pants
it surely ain't ants
cause he's a cat burgling lock picker
 ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 959
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:34:36 PM
There once was a gal from the west
who's limricks were always the best
she already got her snow
so she surley will know
why in winter we wear a down vest
 awakening

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 960
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:48:00 PM
Oh YIKES "Magicall" that's gotta hurt
even for the old guy who's stronger than dirt
I would even have to bet
that he'll never forget
to keep his key neatly tucked in his shirt
 BeerShark

Joined: 10/5/2006
Msg: 961
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:51:14 PM
The FCC has been long after me
so I cant say****or **** for free
They can***** and ****!
then *** and ****!
Thats what I think of the FCC!
 stealin_kisses

Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 962
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:15:05 PM
(i posted this elsewhere, but was asked to post it here since there seems to be a male/female competition going ... lol)


It's in my humble opinion
big boobs are overrated
I dropped my head
to rest my neck
and nearly suffocated!
 awakening

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 963
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:44:24 PM
Huh? Ya meet the darndest people,,,lol

There was a young lad who would write
be it on land, at sea, or in flight
It never did matter
as long as the chatter
was printed, it was well worth the fight
 awakening

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 964
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:49:55 PM
Did I miss something here on this site?
Misread, ignored, misconstrued, however slight?
A competition of breast?
Surely you jest
Misinformed, as this gang is "ALRIGHT!"
 ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 965
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:54:00 PM
There was a half naked nut on the forum
Who was posting with no decorum
His postings were rude
And most were quite crude
So the poets all tried to ignore him
 ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 966
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:56:49 PM
What? A competition of tit?
No question about it
Erobics are flopping
When they get us hopping
And you can’t find a bra that will fit
 awakening

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 967
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:58:32 PM
Thanks hon for making that clear
that was nice of you, your really a dear
to at least take the time
to explain it in rhyme
Giving "clarity" , I'm glad that your near
 BeerShark

Joined: 10/5/2006
Msg: 968
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:02:06 PM
This half naked man of wich you speak
Most be that sex is all that he seeks
As for the nudity
he wanted you to see
So he offers a VERY SMALL peek!
 BeerShark

Joined: 10/5/2006
Msg: 969
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:07:01 PM
As for Girls with over sized breastesess
We men due tend to put to much emphisis
So now I appologize
It's truely not about size
By the way, do want my Email adresses?
 stealin_kisses

Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 970
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:23:07 PM
Confusion is what I do best
It was not a boob contest
Thought I'd add just one more
So the girls, they could score
For limmericks, now I'll give it a rest.
 ebgdae

Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 971
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:26:15 PM
it's the battle of rhyme between gender
and I had roses I was about to send her
but it's becoming quite clear
that I'll refund for beer
and possibly go on a bender
 magicallaroundme

Joined: 10/12/2006
Msg: 972
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:56:26 PM
I'm one of the poetry newbies
though not one of the very good doobies
maybe my meter's in tatters
but rhyme is what matters
so what's all this talk about boobies?
 ravincause

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 973
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 6:06:56 PM
I think the tit talk about boobies
Began as something based on someone smokin’ doobies
Who got it in their head
That a gender war's fed
By interestin’ limricks by newbies
 ebgdae

Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 974
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 6:08:13 PM
they really should be called booby traps
they entrance and bewitch all us chaps
they entrap us with lust
when ahead they are thrust
then we're poosie whipped, poor weakened saps
 stealin_kisses

Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 975
Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 6:13:12 PM
I was watching American Idol
A lot of those girls need some Midol
Most of them cried
when they were denied
I gagged, and then changed the dial.
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