| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 9:09:12 PM | Really wearing girls’ underwear I declare
Sounds kinda strange like up in thin air
If I got drunk on booze
I wouldn’t wear her shoes
I’d rather or druther run "neked" and bare | |
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| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 9:18:33 PM | I get a big kick, when you talk so slangy
Like you almost as much as orange tangy
Just keep on your snort and shoot
I really don’t give a hoot
You make me feel good like Ying Yangy | |
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| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 9:37:13 PM | They call me a crazy trampoline flyer
It’s in your blood to go higher n’ higher
My kids wouldn’t even try
My wife said “Good Bye”
Guess next time I’ll try the high wire | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 79 | |
| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 9:43:59 PM |    
An angel with ephemeral wings
just could not stay off the trampoline
Her wings, they got crushed
in her flinging and such
But she joyfully continued to sing! | |
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| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 9:53:17 PM | Meet a White elephant with angel wings
He wanted to try this out of all things
I said “Stay on the ground”
Don’t try to be a clown
Trampoline doesn’t have enough springs | |
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| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 9:55:57 PM | But the trampoline that really swings
Are the ones with all white underwings
For flutterings fair
In girls underwear
Is the silliest of silliest things. | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 82 | |
| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 9:59:03 PM | A girlly's ruffled underwear
was starting to become threadbare
on the girls' trampoline
it split at the seam
and flew right up into her hair.
gee I think i have to call it a night. What fun! Post what you might and thenyall sleep tight. I'll be readin tomorrow | |
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| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 10:04:02 PM | Joined the circus, talked to the buyer
How much can you pay, if I go higher?
He grinned and pulled out a gun
Now’s you chance to show me son
My new job, I run the French fryer
Good nite Sweetie, don't let the bed bugs get ya' | |
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| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 10:04:56 PM | So then that white elephant there
Began modeling pink underwear
On a green trampoline
She did summersaults mean
While she waved at the crowd from the air. | |
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| Irish Limericks are a bit Irish
Posted: 1/23/2007 10:13:50 PM | You have to shave an elephant bare
You can’t have anything ruffle the air
To see him do his flip trick
Is really so gosh darn slick
An act like this is beyond compare | |
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| Irish Eyes are reading the Gaelic Gazette
Posted: 1/24/2007 1:32:27 AM | Today the news was murky and quirky
Them jokes made me feel perky
I don’t much read the news
I’d much rather snooze
Hunger made me
eat some Jerky | |
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| Irish Limericks keep you Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 1:48:09 AM | Oh My Gosh, I'm So On Fire!
OH my gosh, Really starts stinging
Oh my gosh, My ears start ringing
Oh my gosh, The birds stop singing
Oh my gosh, Church bell stop dinging
Oh my gosh, I kan’t touch my “ thingee” | |
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| Irish Limericks keep you Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 3:39:25 AM | Southern Gentleman in a rocking chair
Plops his arss down didn’t have a care
Fresh corn bread from his mate
corn cob pipe she does hate
Feels real comfy in his long underwear | |
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| Irish Limericks keep you Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 4:12:27 AM | Yes I lived next door to some real Hill Billies
Some friends said, “Would give me the willies”
I got invited in for some possum stew
So I went, didn’t know what else to do
Damn good stew, my friends fears were all sillies | |
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| Irish Limericks keep you Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 5:21:47 AM | There was a chic who liked it naked,
She thought it was really quite sacred,
She met a young man
Tried as hard as he can
But he could never get her to not fake it.
(oooopppsss, I guess that's not a happy one.) | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 92 | |
| Irish Limericks keep you Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 7:03:55 AM | there was a young girl whenyer strange
whose limerick took her by the reins
She was boppin it out
With a twist and a shout
till her poem made her feel ashamed.
you're gonna be great whenyer! | |
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| Irish Limericks keep you Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 10:18:59 AM | I don’t really have a claim to fame
But when you fake it, that’s a shame
Man tries hard as he can
To satisfy the wham bam
Time out now to find me a new dame | |
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| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 1:11:57 PM | Just a small farm boy, I felt so scary so naked
You’re are a real pro, you sure know to fake it
I thought you had charm
You bite me on the arm
I wanna’ go home, here’s the money, just take it | |
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| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 2:58:29 PM | {for all my friends down east and up Nawth}
Whenthe weather is hot and sticky
That's no time for dunkin'****e
But when the frost is on the pumpkin
That's the time for****e dunkin'
{Old Yankee Proverb} | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 96 | |
| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 3:56:30 PM | Every day now it seems that I log in
to talk to the friends in my noggin
If my sister were here
With disgust and a sneer
she would give my tricept a good froggin. | |
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| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 4:31:13 PM | A gal from way down in ‘Bama,
That some folks call a hot Mama
She could tear off a poem
just to show-em
What ELSE she could do in her jamas! | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 98 | |
| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 4:35:41 PM | There once was a young man named Jerry
Who saw in all women a cherry.
Though he wasn't quite right
They all burst with delight
To see Jerry so sexed up and merry. | |
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| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 5:19:09 PM | A charming young wench who once was a nun
(NOT!) whom fellas all wanted to call "hon:"
She could kill with a rhyme
any old time
but if she gets THAT look in her eyes, better run! | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 100 | |
| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 5:41:01 PM | All right, now.
A honey child called LoraBell
says you think you know me so well
But if you saw the look
It would test you you schnook
Separates men from boys if you fail.
disclaimer: I have no idea what a schnook is or how to spell it.
that notwithstanding... | |
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