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ebgdae
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Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 977 | |
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ebgdae
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Joined: 12/27/2006
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 8:21:17 PM | 11:00pm Detroit Brr! 10 degrees, chill factor 18 degrees below Brrr!
I just finished shoveling snow. 4 inches already drifted over my driveway
New snow cloud on the way from Chicago may bring 4 more inches of snow by dawn.
I didn't catch where, but some place already got twelve feet of snow!
I'm sure glad that thermal global warming is still in effect.
I would hate to see it get cold here in tropical Michigan!
Compared to my cottage in upper canada, I've Had fourteen feet of snow up there.
Snow load crushed my sheds flat to the ground.
, Lets snowmobile to the pub and get a pint!
. There was a bar maid from Kelly Kadale
. Her breasts were tattooed the prices of ale
. and on her behind
. just for the blind
. were the same prices written in braille! | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 8:36:12 PM | genuflecting and preening our prose
contemplating navels and toes
and other body parts
including our hearts
thats what poets do I supose
I stole it from a sailors thread.
Pirate I will be instead
cause it belonged here
so bring me a beer
from that tatooed bargirl inyour head | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 8:42:52 PM | Why you giving him the "come here stare"
He may not be ready or want to play fair
You sweet talking a lot of long term
He’s running, Like you got the germ
Don’t sound like a good couple or a pair | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 8:47:04 PM | That young bar girl is not in my head
That young bar girl is not in my bed
I may act so plucky
Aint been that lucky
That’s why I’m on the computer instead!
Have you read Beer Sharks limericks today?
He is on fire today!
ebgdae. your limericks just shine!
Ol-Fashion, you come in right on time!
Check out this new dude from Phoenix, Arizona
I'm Freezing my bippe off and he is standing next
to his ride with the top down..Kinda grabs at ya....
Hi guy, magicallaroundme
Welcome the the Limerick aisle, you can have
fun here with the Limerick crew. Hop aboard! | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 9:08:21 PM | To write more stupid poems for the forum
is entertainment for this whorum
sometimes I am witty
but usually shitty
and generally lose my decorum
It would help if I weren't half sauced
tonight when ideas are tossed
but I'm just too tempted
by snow I'm exempted
and down my long driveway I'm lost
so it's me and thee and some whiskey
and crappy verse 'cause I'm feeling frisky
so come on out and play
without any delay
before I start getting pissy
cause tomorrow is valentines day
I really don't care anyway
but my dogs still need fed
fore I stagger to bed
and read to keep lonely at bay | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 9:22:30 PM | :brizo can't see your profile i need some info like are you in U.S.? give me a city and state. If yourr way out. province and country.That will give me a "feel" to where i'm
writing the Limerick to. If you dare, let me know...
. . . . . .. .The limerick's form is complex,…
. . . . . . . Its contents run chiefly to sex.
. . . . . . ..It burgeons with virgins
. . . . . . . And prurient urgings
. . . . . . ..And drips with erotic effects. | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 2/13/2007 9:35:46 PM | She brags about her cute tiny behind
That’s not what’s on that man’s mind
He sings in low sweet over tones
“I like a bit of meat on them bones”
The way he sings that, sounds so kind | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 9:52:43 PM | well, not a virgin there eye....but I'm beginning to qualify for a nunnery....
I'm from Bryan, Ohio....I thought I had more, but they were four liners....hmmm...
there once was a girl from Bryan
who limericks would be tryin
she stumbled a bit
chasing after her wit
but her last brain cell was a dyin | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 10:02:58 PM | Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of
an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
Hi ravin,
I was into contemplating navels and toe
Then I dropped, broke my cereal bowl
Soggy cereal now in my lap
You know I feel like a sap
Spelt milk was lapped up by a strange cat
I have no idea where that cat came from.
Are they sent here from another world?
You know I only have Parrots. | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 10:12:05 PM | Brizo, from Ohio....
In your "daze" your pretty "neat-o"
You sound like your pretty "neat-o"
about me? I dont wear a "speed-0"
If your a virgin
I'm a sturgeon
Lets go sit and talk out in the "Gazzito" | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 10:20:02 PM | They said get back honky cat
Better get back to the woods…E. John
And hi to you eye you’re quite the guy
Reaming off limericks just on the fly
Ever so funny
They’re right on the money
You make us all laugh till we cry | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 10:27:08 PM | And the cats in the cradle….. Harry Chopin
There once was a gal I’ll call Briz
Hangin out limricks like some kinda wiz
Her words were so neat
Her limricks complete
In five lines she sure knew her biz | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 2/13/2007 10:31:52 PM | I knew a cat named way down Willi….E. Clapton
Now don’t be standoffish
About conversing with a fish
There’s cuttlefish and groper
but Clown fish’ll choker
By making her laugh till she pish | |
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