| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 6:21:56 PM | A charming young woman named Vicki
was known to be terribly picky
she’d put in her thumb
and pull out a plum
and say “Nope, I want one that’s sticky! | |
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| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 6:28:06 PM | Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Playing with his girlfriend Mary
Stuck in a thumb
Pulled out a plumb
and said "dig that crazy cherry" | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 103 | |
| Irish Limericks are Slap Happy
Posted: 1/24/2007 6:34:23 PM | There once was a man with a game
Who attempted a lioness to tame
As she properly shunned
him and his poetic gun
She boasted Vicki's not even my real name.
good one magic city max, lol | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/24/2007 7:16:36 PM | Out of His Gourd
So this dude, he drove an Isuzu,
(Yeah, just like the one that you do)
______ He’d wanted a Ford
______ But was out of his gourd
‘And his “bird-dog” was a small Shih Tzu | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/24/2007 7:23:46 PM | Oops … Train Changes!
The lad he got on a train
Destination: Old Bangor, Maine
______ He slept, then awoke
______ Ah, the poor bloke
Found he’d wound up in Fort Wayne! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/24/2007 7:33:47 PM | Followin’
I’m nearly scared out’a me wits!
Me problem is becomin’ a blitz!
_______ If I go here
_______ Or anywhere near
Me Shadow follows … an’s givin’ me fits! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/24/2007 7:42:06 PM | Lost Support
George, (I believe was his name)
A man of notorious fame
______ His support: It was lost
______ His office: The cost
Oh, Poor George, what a shame. | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/24/2007 7:46:25 PM | Once A Year
A bath he took once a year
(To save soap and water, I hear)
______ The girls he can’t kiss
______ ‘Cause the ones that he’ll miss
Won’t ever dare to come near! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/24/2007 7:56:17 PM | Visitin’ Me Buddy
Her to Him: “Where’ve ya’ been”?
Him: “I visited me buddy O’Flynn”
______ But there was a curse
______ It couldn’t be worse
When there’s lipstick there on his chin! | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 111 | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 112 | |
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| Irish Limericks....are Damn Funny
Posted: 1/24/2007 8:16:02 PM | Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
If you let me be a pirate, I’ll do my best | |
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| Irish Limericks....are Damn Funny
Posted: 1/24/2007 8:24:16 PM | There was an Old Man with a beard
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen
Four Larks and a Wren
Have all built their nests in my beard | |
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| Irish Limericks....are Damn Funny
Posted: 1/24/2007 8:41:23 PM | Damn I hate these double posts
Dang dumb, Irritates me the most
Can’t control my sticky fingers
Damn greasy chicken wingers
My Post now has a ghost | |
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| Irish Limericks...Warms the C@ckles of your Heart
Posted: 1/25/2007 1:55:38 AM | *
***** Take Time For A New Toast *******
.......An Irishman is never drunk as long as
...He can hold onto one blade of grass and not
.............Fall off the face of the earth............. | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 4:31:41 AM | Holy Jeeter!
Now it is in rhyme an in meter
Which causes us all come to meet here
______ The rhyme is just fine
______ Most of the time
But the meter sometimes is so way off it just makes ya’ wanna stop and say: Holy Jeeter! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 4:32:06 AM | Holy Jeeter!
Now it is in rhyme an in meter
Which causes us all come to meet here
______ The rhyme is just fine
______ Most of the time
But the meter sometimes is so way off it just makes ya’ wanna stop and say: Holy Jeeter! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 4:37:41 AM | Alimony
Okay. You win. Here’s the money
But, you haven’t earn it now, Honey
______ I think I’ve been screwed,
______ Blued and tattooed
From this thing they call: Alimony | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 4:57:07 AM | First Name
Oh my! Dear me! That’s your baby?
Pardon me, but, I’ve not seen lately
______ A kid look that bad
______ My gosh and egad
No wonder his first name is: Ugly! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 5:05:19 AM | Honesty’s the Best Policy
A man of The Cloth, named O’Quill
Was savin’ souls up until
______ He was defrocked
______ Chided and mocked
For puttin’ his hands in the till ! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 5:12:47 AM | Goin’ Home
Okay … with you I’ll have one more beer
For ‘tis to good cheer I adhere
______ Then home I will go
______ But, oh, don’t cha’ know
‘Tis facin’ me spouse that I fear! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/25/2007 6:03:30 AM | My Double Entry!
Oh NO! I’ve entered it … twice
When I know just one would suffice
______ My accident
______ I’d circumvent
But I don’t know how to work this device! | |
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