pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 151 | |
| Limericks...Join in and have a Say
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:11:14 PM | | Yeah, how could they fault us for taking the introductions to their heartfelt verse and changing them into irreverent rhyme? Or could they. Nah, it's all just good fun and we're right here with canary feathers still fluttering on our lips. | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:11:41 PM | I don't write about White Knights saving me
I write about da' drunks and barkeeps like me
Don't do any fine dining, no not we
We are the guys that pee on a tree
You know, take us like we are, or leave us be | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 153 | |
| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:15:10 PM | That's right. My home is designed and maintained for the comfort and pleasure of my pets. If you don't respect that, you don't respect me.
That was on a sign glued to my father's used refrigerator. He didn't put it there, but we loved it all the same. | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 154 | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:22:27 PM | You know, take us like we are, or leave us be
To faith and fly, the weathered old tree we'd pee
The faith and begora chant
That leaves us quaking in our wee young pants
That stretch and mirth of holy girth
Would make a good boy or girl out of your worth
In church we did line, single file
The look of sin cast in their watching eye
Not me, my friends and I
For we shook the mirth of blinded spy | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:25:50 PM | On my father's refrigerator there was a sign
It been there so long, just a long long time
For the comfort and pleasure of my pet
Can’t stand cat hair? Hasn’t sunk in yet
Hit the road dude, this isn’t a good bet | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:30:38 PM | For we shook the mirth of blinded spy
Now you talking to the guy with the eye
Glad you joined in to have some fun
The other poet just had to run
You do five lines and let it fly | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 158 | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 159 | |
| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:45:50 PM | But sometimes it's so very nice
to have cigarettes laced with spice
If you crave em you smokem
If your hungry you smoke em
Either way the palate gets on very nice | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 160 | |
| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:53:07 PM | I know that my bella was worried
that I wouldn't like the taste of her curry
but when garlic I tasted
I could only get wasted
then the worried look on my bella got blurry | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 9:58:11 PM | I gave up butts when I was thirty five
All I’m doing was trying to stay alive
My head to revive
Maintain to strive
Got to get serious now and no more jive | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 10:14:29 PM | We all know that ugly is to the bone
Your face in this town is well known
A new face transplant
Doctors say they can’t
They can chisel you a new one in stone | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 164 | |
| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 10:15:57 PM | Well Magar, it's time to say bye
that old sandman put sleep in my eye
but there's always tomorrow
to beg steal or borrow
more lines for our limericks on the sligh. | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 10:28:25 PM | Good night, I tuck you in under a star
Now I’m already headed back to the bar
Get a pint of ale
Tell another tale
I’ll be walking cause I can’t find my car
Sleep tight | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 10:56:08 PM | Oh you’ve wrecked it right down to the bone!
If only you’d left it alone
That nose you were picking
Sure took a kicking
But They can chisel you a new one in stone
There once was a poet well spoken
Who did not want the lines to be broken
So he Kept his say
And got us to play
Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin” | |
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| Limericks...Join in do a rhyme, You got time
Posted: 1/25/2007 11:29:08 PM | Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Got no money I sure do feel broken
New job is to flip pancakes
Grill up peppers and steaks
This fast food job is jokin' and smokin’ | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 1:18:19 AM | E-mail Just in from Cal -i-porn-i-a
Just got an e-mail pic, what a pose
Snorted some whiskey up my nose
This babe was hot
Man I kid you not
I think this gal could curl my toes
Why are they always so far far away? | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 5:23:08 AM | Here's to your little thing and my little thing
and our little thing under the table.
May your little thing never long for anything
as long as my little thing is able!
Don’t know who gets credit for this one
Forgot where these cute lines came from
Just wanted to share | |
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| Josh jokerson
Posted: 1/26/2007 5:43:23 AM | ole once sawing some wood
but it really wasn't so good
for he was on the roof toohigh
and norwegians can't fly
ole can't jump when deres no place to stood
once there was a bartender
i think his name was Hank
he went on a seven day bender
funny like money in the bank
if i only had time enough to spend 'er
he was a right jolly old bloke
quick as a flash with a joke
if only laughter was a legal tender
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