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 Author Thread: Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 201
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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:01:08 PM
Carry that stuck cork bottle to the zoo
The monkeys know how to un-screw
They do it in quick time
Or do it in mime
They put on a great show for you
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 202
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:02:26 PM
Yippie.
My bottle went poof.

Yeah, that's what I'm talkin bout.

 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 203
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:03:13 PM


That's my favorite tonight!!!!
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 204
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:08:33 PM
Little girl I'm not sure where to start
said he, with your feet or you fur or your f*rt.
but there's one thing for sure
there ain't none of it pure
and you've a way to go 'fore winning my heart.
 plaidflannel

Joined: 12/23/2004
Msg: 205
pen gal
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:10:26 PM
the pen gal's avatar
is a shiny dark ball
can write like a star
never says much yet says it all
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 206
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Posted: 1/26/2007 7:11:15 PM
Warning....Rhyme crime

Sometimes we drop a really sharp chisel
Sounds like that plan is starting to fizzle
Put more mud on that brick
Trick is to ah make it stick
Happy mud slinger can work and whiszel
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 207
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:18:23 PM
Just when a Maygar started rhymin
He slipped and fell from bad timin'
he couldn't get back up
on his bum he got stuck
an' 911 couldn't get what he was signin'
 plaidflannel

Joined: 12/23/2004
Msg: 208
just brickin
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:22:54 PM
with all the dropped bricks for my wall
enough time and patience ten foot tall
though chiseled and dark the edge is sharp
enough to see the chips fly when the hammer falls
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 209
just brickin
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:29:24 PM
I never could do craftsmanship
hammer chisel whatever would slip
my lines would be wobbly
and dangerously fobbly
no doubt my brick wall would dip

Hi plaidflannel, didn't notice that was you.
do you need help Flannel?

Thanks for that lil poem. thanks a bunch. I thought that was Maygar.
 plaidflannel

Joined: 12/23/2004
Msg: 210
handbaskets
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:44:45 PM
if metaphorically my tail in the door I would yelp
like the boy who cried wolf too many times
i am always feeling in need of help
with my deepest darkest rhymes

the worms crawl in the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle in your snout

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
plaid flannel is afflicted with too much heart

who are these little yellow men
they are the smiley faces
that every now and then
who with thier good graces
make all things better again
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 211
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Posted: 1/26/2007 7:45:00 PM
He was their construction foreman
His silly quips didn’t quite bore them
He’d quip and joke
They’d puke and choke
Crazy bloke, the foreman, the bore man
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 212
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 7:51:19 PM
Yeah Maygar.
but that plaid flannels' got a nice pattern
not always limericky, but nor is it gimmericky.
he might even be a hero on Saturn.




pinochle in YOUr snout!
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 213
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Posted: 1/26/2007 7:59:56 PM
Plaid Flannel Man You never yet did a 5 line limerick
Rhyme long lines 1, 2, 5, Rhyme short lines 3. n’ 4.
Your head’s full of rhyme, lets hear it this time
I know you can make em snort every time
Don’t abort just keep it short
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 214
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:01:19 PM
Just take my hand as you did once before
remember that time when you were going to the store?
he said, but then you'll expect it
and I'll know I've wrecked it
You'll be spoiled before I reach the far shore.
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 215
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Posted: 1/26/2007 8:02:01 PM
There was an Old man from Kilbryde
Who fell in the out house and died.
His heart broken brother,
Fell into another.
And now they’re interred side by side.
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 216
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Posted: 1/26/2007 8:02:51 PM
Noo one can tell aboot Myrtle
Whether she’s sterile or fertile
Aye, If anyone tries,
To tickle her thighs,
She closes them tight like a turtle.
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 217
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Posted: 1/26/2007 8:05:02 PM
Fifteen men now on a dead man's chest
If you let me be a pirate, I’ll do my best
Yo Ho Yo Ho and a bottle of Rum
Yo Ho Yo Ho and my drink is Done
Drink and the devil had done all the rest
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 218
Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:06:07 PM
You think all day on these things, Maygar, that's not fair.




oh now, msg 217, read ya man. tha's deep.

and yet...
falling down laughinhg... they don't let ya do emoticons in edit.
 plaidflannel

Joined: 12/23/2004
Msg: 219
hero of saturn
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:11:37 PM
the words spray in no wise patter
even though quite a nonplus
tattered spackled and spattered
maybe saturn better than famous uranus
 Vinee

Joined: 12/12/2006
Msg: 220
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Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:13:32 PM
There was a man who liked working with steel,
His talent at his job was quite un-real,
But once he lost his bravado,
Over time he became a slob-o,
And working with steel, lost all it's appeal.
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 221
hero of saturn
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:14:07 PM
I balieve you saw my reflection...
guys this is a first line...

but alas i'm on my last cigarette...


do what you will...
 plaidflannel

Joined: 12/23/2004
Msg: 222
fairy pirates
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:17:25 PM
fairy pirates wear purple scarves
with the hands held at half mast
they scurry round with poofy shirt
lsiping and screaming ahoy and avast
scared of washing prefer dirt
now ship the missenmast and swab up that poop....deck
 pensky

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 223
hero of saturn
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:19:12 PM
The penpals eyes have started to blur
and her smoke is in the land of no more
the jury is in
she now must turn in
and save the last half of sparkly for yore.


nonetheless, she awaits limeriky responses.
 plaidflannel

Joined: 12/23/2004
Msg: 224
completin the next stanza
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:21:41 PM
i believe isaw my reflection
in the mirror quite stark
no phone to make a connection
i stared ahead at the dark
 Eye Guy

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 225
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Five Line Irish Limericks all the time
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:22:46 PM
Weather man said today, “ Quite a squall, raining frogs on the road”
Hear the womp, womp, womp, of the tires squishing frog and toad
Stop at Waffle House, need coffee and toast
Hear truck driver tales, they sure can boast
See the clock. Time to hit the road again since the rain has slowed.

Pen/pal/girl.. copy /paste msg 213# ..e-mail to Plaid flan …he rolled right by it
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