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Posted: 6/18/2008 8:47:50 AM | If you think "on-line" is where you dry your washed laundry, you might be a red neck.
If you think a mega-bite is the biggest fish you caught that day, you might be a red neck.
If you think the inner-net is where ya wanna be sure to swoop up a fish, you might be a red neck.
If you take a bath at a relatives house and they have his n hers paper towells in the bathroom, you might be a redneck. | |
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Posted: 10/24/2008 9:56:16 AM | Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe decide to go on a hunting trip. The guide tells them to split up into groups of two and if they get lost, just fire three shots in the air, stay put and someone will find them. Well sho' 'nuff, Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe get lost a while later. Billy-Bob fires three shots in the air and they sit down. An hour later, after no one comes they fire three more shots in the air. Still, no one comes. They try once more, but by now it's getting cold and dark and they're getting very hungry. Billy-Bob says, "What should we do now? Should we fire three more shots inta tha air?" Billy-Joe scratches his head and says, "I reckon we might have some trouble doin' that, Billy-Bob. We only gots two more arrrows left!"
Ba-dum-bum.
Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe decide to go hunting one day and when they got out into the woods they split up. Seein's as how the last trip turned out they decided to bring a cell phone in case of trouble. So they split up to see who could get the buggest buck. After about a half hour, Billy-Bob spots something across the field and shoots. He sees it go down and runs across the fields, only to find Billy-Joe laying in a pool of blood. He grabs the cell phone and dials 9-1-1, "My buddy's been shot" My buddy's been shot! Come quick!" When the paramedics arrive, the situation looks grave. "How's he doing?" Billy-Bob sobbed to the medics. The ambulance driver answers back, "Well, he'd have been alot better if you didn't gut him!"
Rock on.
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Posted: 10/25/2008 6:18:51 AM | | you might be a redneck if you are on this forum and making fun of rednecks lol wiat im one lol. you might be a redneck if the grass in the front lawn is higher then you cars parked in the middle of the lawn | |
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Posted: 10/25/2008 6:41:29 AM | | you might be a redneck if dressing up conmsists of a flannel shirt and coveralls and work boots that are taped up to cover the holes in them | |
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Joined: 8/27/2008
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Posted: 10/27/2008 12:52:05 PM | Q: How do you know toothpaste was invented in Alabama?
A:If it was invented anywhere else it would be called teethpaste | |
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Posted: 10/27/2008 2:59:43 PM | How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?
They pumpkin.
Btw-I love rednecks. They know how to fill out a pair of overalls.
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Posted: 10/27/2008 9:07:30 PM | I am new here.Don't know if this is allowed
How can you tell if your sister has come on
When your redneck dads c*c* tastes funny | |
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