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 jayeff

Joined: 8/9/2008
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Posted: 12/14/2008 1:40:58 AM
A clear sign of ageing is reading a thread like this to see if you recognise any of the symptoms and realising with horror that you recognise them all.
 Urban Flower

Joined: 4/14/2008
Msg: 102
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Posted: 12/14/2008 2:28:43 AM
Not being able to remember what i did 5 minutes ago!Sqatting down to get something off a bottom shelf in a shop and not being able to get back up again!Checking to make sure im not sprouting a moustache.Birthdays are getting scarier.Inspite of those things though i can still walk miles and spend most of the night on the dance floor and do a 45 minute aerobic class without puffing like a steam train!It,s not all bad.
 pumpkin16

Joined: 9/14/2008
Msg: 103
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Posted: 12/14/2008 4:42:54 AM
I was telling my kids about the days when electrical items didn't come with plugs already on them the other day. They said "Blimey, what did you have to do? Buy a plug and put it on yourself?" You'd have thought I was telling them that I had to make my own shoes, they thought it was that bad!

I said sometimes the most important things in the house had plugs and everything else just had wires stuck in and held in place by something that did have a plug on.

Can you remember those days? Amazing how quickly we forget and just get used to things the way they are now. I'd completely forgot about that until something happened to bring it back to mind.
 Tesla Roadster

Joined: 5/30/2008
Msg: 104
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Posted: 12/14/2008 4:48:09 AM
My brother a little more conservative of the old pennies than myself actually sold me a second hand Commodore (remember them and ye olde ZX Spectrum??) and took the plug off as, he pointed out, electrical goods didn't come with them!

I remember Ski yoghurt and canned OJ were luxuries......once upon a time. In fact TV, never mind colour was for the very well off or electrically nous only in the 60s. At least you could play out for the entire school holidays though.
 *Cinders*

Joined: 2/27/2008
Msg: 105
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Posted: 12/14/2008 5:06:31 AM
Ive already got smile lines and crows feet... most people i meet think im in my mid 20's, some have even said 27/28 ... Now im only friggin 20, but if it carries on this way im gona look like a prune when i hit 40 :(
 minnx

Joined: 10/10/2008
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Posted: 12/14/2008 7:22:07 AM

Anything in your life make you feel your age or that you're collecting birthdays at an alarming rate ??


I jokingly told someone she were 'sixpence short of a bob' when we were laughing at something daft she'd done. Then had to explain sixpences and bobs.
 Summer_Baby

Joined: 8/15/2008
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Posted: 12/14/2008 10:03:29 AM
Young people offer you a seat on the bus. Shop assistants call you dear. Buidling site workers don't bother wolf whilsting at you. You long for the good old days. And the worst thing is your younger brothers and sisters look old.
 socialjustice

Joined: 5/28/2007
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Posted: 12/14/2008 10:56:02 AM
sitting down for a pee?

if youre a man obviously, i guess women have to do this as a necessity.

 Summer_Baby

Joined: 8/15/2008
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Posted: 12/14/2008 1:12:25 PM
Why is sitting down to pee a sign you are getting older

 Macforty

Joined: 5/15/2008
Msg: 110
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Posted: 12/14/2008 1:15:21 PM
When I became a GREAT UNCLE to Katie 8lb 5 born tonite at 5.30 !!!


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 *kath*

Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 111
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Posted: 12/14/2008 1:17:26 PM
^^^^^^^^^

Congratulations....fab name too!!
 angeldelight19

Joined: 7/11/2007
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Posted: 12/14/2008 1:44:46 PM
Awwwwwwww Congrats Mac........ God I hope the little one doesn't look like you

Yes Katie is a good name
The meaning of the name Katie is Pure
The origin of the name Katie is English
Notes: Diminutive form of Kathleen or Katherine.
 AlmaM

Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 113
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Posted: 12/14/2008 1:54:24 PM

yeah old people need less sleep, my gran was saying how she only gets about 4 too


I am looking forward to that !
 hemeling

Joined: 3/16/2008
Msg: 114
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Posted: 12/14/2008 2:05:01 PM
my son wanting to borrow some of the old clothes in my wardrobe for a fancy dress party.

You smile at an attractive young lady in the street, and you'll know she's likely to smile back, not because she finds you remotely attractive, but because she just thinks you must just be being friendly, as you're an old git.

when someone starts a sentance with ... " you remember so'n so ........"
and references someone you used to know, you'd take even money at that point that they're dead.

you wake up with ache's, pains, swellings and abrasions that you just can't account for
 Storm300x

Joined: 12/3/2008
Msg: 115
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Posted: 12/14/2008 2:08:22 PM
when you ask your son if he would like to go to the local because they have a 'disco' he fell about laughing.. 'I meant to say music, I really did!' *honest* ..

When I am in the nightclub getting chatted up and my two sons come running over and say.. 'who is this then mummy'... agrrrr!.. (piss takers)..

I have been a nan (granny) for three months now..and love taking him out for the day, but then someone always asks ..'ahh! is that your son'.. NOPE!..

and when your daughter says to you when you are off out for the night..'wow you look great mom'..My ego is all boosted..then she finishes with 'you can get cream for those wrinkles now'.........
 Gillyflower

Joined: 9/24/2008
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Posted: 12/14/2008 3:40:21 PM
Firstly congratulations Mac, careful you dont get signed up for babysitting duties lol.

Remember telling my kids we did not have a fridge til I was 10 and only had a coal fire in the living room as a source of heat and had frost on the inside of the bedroom windows. Thank goodness for central heating and double glazing. Do miss some of the old sweeties tho, used to love Spangles and Aztec bars ooh and MoJos.
 pumpkin16

Joined: 9/14/2008
Msg: 117
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Posted: 12/14/2008 3:43:12 PM
Congrats Mac, I was an aunty at 5 months old, a great aunt at 23 and will be a great, great aunt at the ripe old age of 41 - now the others I could cope with but being a GREAT, GREAT AUNT makes me feel old indeed, methinks it's time to just drop the great bit and just be an auntie full stop.
 Macforty

Joined: 5/15/2008
Msg: 118
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Posted: 12/14/2008 3:48:46 PM
Thanks guys xxx

She did confirm how strange a breed you women are when she ordered her fella to go and get a bacon sandwich with hamburger relish on it from a nearby cafe during her 12.5 hours of labour whilst swearing mercilessly at the hospital staff "I am f@cking pushing' !!


 AlmaM

Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 119
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Posted: 12/14/2008 4:10:54 PM
Oh what I mostly hated as my own sign was when the stuff in restaurants and shops started addressing me with 'madam' instead of 'miss'

I still haven't forgiven them
 FoxyMoronIsBack

Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 120
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Posted: 12/14/2008 4:13:43 PM
I have noticed that no matter how much sleep i get on a saturday night i HAVE to have a nap on a sunday afternoon, if i have a hot meal on a sunday lunchtime its lethal, i sleep for hours afterwards..

Thats how i know i have gotten old.. i have turned into a sunday afternoon, napping, old lady.
 baviaans kloof

Joined: 6/30/2008
Msg: 121
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Posted: 12/15/2008 4:45:42 AM
my daughter asked me if i learned to write with a feather....

and my son wanted to know what those round black things with holes in the middle were....?

that one took a bit of thinking...??? yeah mum, you used to play music with them....
 pantsonfire

Joined: 7/19/2006
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Posted: 12/15/2008 4:53:55 AM
When you try on a pair of shoes and think .. Oooh they're comfy ...

When you check there is a decent sized cotton gusset in your new knickers ...

When hairs start appearing where they shouldn't ..

When the word practical is spoken at any point during a shopping trip...



OMG vv I'm not at Tena stage yet thank God... In, up and hold 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 and release.....
 SJS

Joined: 4/3/2006
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Posted: 12/15/2008 4:55:57 AM
When you check there is a decent sized cotton gusset in your new knickers ...


I was talking to a friend who is a bit older than me, and she said something similar.
Though she was talking about an addition to her underwear.
A 'drip tray' she called it!
 bcwd

Joined: 3/17/2008
Msg: 124
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Posted: 12/15/2008 5:06:31 AM
When you go to a night club have a few & bit of a your doing great keeping up with your daughter & her friends back home 3am starting to feel tierd not giving in. Then yo go to make a sandwich & dose of at the work toplol falling on your ass ROFL wasn't funny at the time but i can laugh now. Pass the vod down please lol p.s hope this works out having probs with smilies ect appoliges now just incase.
 bcwd

Joined: 3/17/2008
Msg: 125
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Posted: 12/15/2008 5:12:17 AM
Smilies not workin folks that should have been a few drinks & a bit of dancing. Just thought of another 1 When a 21 yr old work collegue asks you about horse & carraige LOL god that was even before my grans time. Never mind we are all only as young as we feel thats my motto & im sticking to it LOL
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