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| Best Pickup Lines for Women to Use
Posted: 4/21/2007 7:57:56 AM | | hi ...glance over and a big sniff..what is it your wearing its making my horny!...tho this hasn't really happened to me just yet BUT it would work for me.as with other pick up lines hmmmwhere to be at to actually hear some??? bars are too loud at times lounges are ok may be at a local Y but i probably would need to do some excersizing..not that i need any. | |
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| Best Pickup Lines for Women to Use
Posted: 4/21/2007 9:50:04 AM | The best line I use is "hey sexy, are you horny, me too. You make me super wet, lets get out of here and makeout in your truck. If you're any good I'll give your koubassa a blow and maybe you good pop my cherry." works all the time
Hehe, right....now if only I were a man and had a penis lol. I think like a man way too much. And no I dont want a penis, relax. Or do I ? | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 4:14:40 AM | Best one I've heard in a while:
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Guy at a party: "Where's your husband?"
Girl: "Right here."(pats his leg)
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They've been married now for about 10 years!
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Posted: 11/22/2008 7:39:57 AM | I'm cold... take off your pants.
I need you to check me for cancer... everywhere.
Want to play a game? It's called "you suck in bed".
LMAO... I have NEVER used a pick up line in my life. Feel free to use these and let me know if they work. Women don't need pick up lines... they just have to be breathing (sometimes). | |
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Posted: 11/23/2008 9:34:57 AM | | i honestly have to say that i personally seen that "ya wanna ****" work! in a bar in Port Coquitlam and my brother pissed to the gills. we were at a full table and my brother leaned over to the woman beside and slurred the words. her response was "yeah, just let me drop off my friends" 20 minutes later she was back! | |
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Posted: 11/23/2008 5:10:27 PM | quote]i honestly have to say that i personally seen that "ya wanna ****" work! in a bar in Port Coquitlam and my brother pissed to the gills.
I used to use that when i was young so i could get pissed to the gills. At that time i would sooner drink and girls waaaaaaay back then had more morals i guess. Nobody took me up on it and i could say i tried and happily drink my face off.
I did have a girl going past me in a car with some friends of hers, as i was walking ,lean out and ask me if i wanted to have sex. When i replied in the affirmative she said "then go **** yourself". After the tears dried i laughed my ass off, it's still funny. | |
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Posted: 11/24/2008 2:47:53 PM | So does that mean that men like it when women are very forward?
I would probably try that and then miss the chair and fall on the floor and spill your beeer all over and start crying.
Does it work if you send your married friend over first?
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Posted: 11/24/2008 2:52:48 PM | In response to Cabin Dude:
Beginning of the night, lots of empty chairs. Walk up and ask if the seat beside him is taken.......worked on me.
So does that mean that men like it when women are very forward?
I would probably try that and then miss the chair and fall on the floor and spill your beeer all over and start crying.
Does it work if you send your married friend over first?
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Posted: 11/24/2008 7:18:14 PM |
Beginning of the night, lots of empty chairs. Walk up and ask if the seat beside him is taken
Screw that, ask him 'Is your seat taken', that's something that'll get his attention !
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Posted: 12/4/2008 10:49:20 PM | A girl I work with taught me this one...lets hope I don't screw it up since I have been trying to memorize this...
He is all that and a bag of chips! All dressed? I would rather see him undressed! | |
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Posted: 12/5/2008 8:44:23 AM | Someone once told me that men LOVE compliments.
So I'm thinking things like:
"Hey GORGEOUS!"
"That's a really handsome suit you're wearing."
"Who's your stylist? I think they're horribly underpaid!"
... might work. No guarantees! ;) | |
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Posted: 4/20/2009 11:41:14 PM | The Pal is a notorious meat market, right?
I tried using a pickup line on a guy at the Palomino club one Saturday night.
The line wasn't crude, or even particularly sassy.
Well, this guy blushed 5 shades of red and was completely speechless. The best he could do was make a "thumbs up" - which could have meant anything, really - and avoid eye contact with me for the next 5 minutes.
I then suggested to my girlfriend that the two of us change locations in the bar, to avoid causing that poor speechless soul any more embarassment.
So I think I'll go back to my original pickup line:
"Hey there! Are you one of those guys that is intimidated by assertive women?" | |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 1:46:23 AM | Pickup lines for a woman, hey.
Well, now, this should be interesting.
Ya, going easy on the cologne, would be a good one for the guys.
All it takes, is a very soft scent, and mae sure there is not slight cuts either.
Funny that you mentioned shoes, shoes are the first thing that woman look at.
But, I much prefer boots over shoes any day, cowboy boots that is, for dress wear. | |
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