| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 3/25/2007 12:35:09 PM | .:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes (22 May-22 June)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful
smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
Sounds about right, to think I used to think astrology was a bunch of horse poo. After reading this and seeing how accurate it is, im totally a believer now  | |
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| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 3/25/2007 2:53:10 PM | .:LIBRA:. The lame lover (24 September-23 October)
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of
a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person
you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the
kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most
irresistible.
Hmm. Don't like the lame part LOL. Silly, yea. Fun, yea. Sweet? Yea. (barf)
I guess my vote is a yes.  | |
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| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 3/25/2007 8:14:03 PM |
SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one (23 November-22 December)
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not
one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet.
Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing
in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
hmmmmmmm  ya I'm like this ...
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| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 3/25/2007 8:27:17 PM | .:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water (20 January-19 February)
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic.Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed,
THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
haha yuppers sounds about right;P.. i have some interesting horoscopes that i will post in a new forum..when i figure out how lol.. hehe ~Jai-lene | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 1:55:41 AM | .:PISCES:. The Piece of ass (20 February-20 March)
Caring and kind. Very
Smart. I like to think so, more like "misunderstood"
Center of attention. off and on
Too Sexy, DAMN IT. For sure
Very high ### appeal. Indeed, am VERY sexual
Has the last word. to a fault, sometimes.
The best to find, hardest to keep. DEFINITLEY true
Fun to be around. Check
Freak in the sheets. Double check
Extremely weird but in a good way. It's called "eccentri", isn't it? ;)
Super good in bed. Of course
Good Sense of Humor!!! I am extremely clever! (get it? get it?)
Thoughtful. very
A partner for life. not bloody likely.....
Always gets what he or she wants. VERY true
Loves to joke. yup
Very popular. unfortunately
Silly, fun and sweet. check, check and check | |
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bboop
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Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 131 | |
| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 3/26/2007 7:02:42 AM |
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin (24 August-23 September)
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud.
Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you
ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. | |
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Tivona
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Joined: 3/3/2007
Msg: 132 | |
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| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 3/26/2007 6:43:09 PM | .:TAURUS The Tramp (21 April-21 May)
Aggressive. haha yup!
Freak in bed. definitely
Loves being in long relationships. maybe...but not conventional ones.
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. anything worth having is worth fighting for.
Extremely outgoing. absolutely! no wallflower here.
Sexy as ........ i like to think so ; )
Loves to help people in times of need. definitely a nurturer.
Outstanding kisser. mmmm kissing........ 
Very funny. well, i try ; )
Awesome personality. i aim to please.
Stubborn. haha ya, beware!
Sexual as ......... yup, i've been referred to as "intimidating".
Most caring person you will ever meet! i'm a softie.
One of a kind. why would i want to be another clone?
Not one to #### with. true...i forgive a lot, but push me past my limits and WHAM!
Are the most sexiest people on earth! damn right we are! lol ; ) | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 4:46:51 PM | You have forgotten possibly one of the most interesting Sex Horoscopes.
Cusp babbies.
These remarkable individuals exibit the characteristics of TWO sequential, but usually diverse Zodiac types. So read the list again, pick two sequential Zodiac Signs and get fishing for this fantastic lover.
Now, one unforgettable confluance that I have personal experience with, is the SAG/CAP Cusp lover who includes both of the following:
.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover (23 December-19 January)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to
own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one (23 November-22 December)
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not
one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet.
Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing
in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
In case you were wondering, YES  I am a SAG/CAP Cusp baby myself. And yes, the above is very accurate.....
Have a great day....... LOL | |
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Posted: 3/29/2007 6:48:08 PM | .:PISCES:. The Piece of ass (20 February-20 March)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high
### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be
around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good
in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets
what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
Couldn't be more correct.  | |
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Posted: 3/29/2007 7:24:05 PM | :CANCER:. The Cutie (23 June-23 July)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great
telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
Alright... just one question... what is this thing "s ex" that you speak of? | |
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| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 3/30/2007 10:31:14 AM | wow 
mine is so true
I should post it on my profile for all
CANCER:. The Cutie (23 June-23 July)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great
telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on to.   | |
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Posted: 3/30/2007 11:06:14 AM | .:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover (23 December-19 January)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to
own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart
----Hmmm not bad. Although Gemini's always kick my butt in sports.
And "Loves to be your first?"...not so much as Wanting to be your last! | |
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ladii
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Joined: 3/13/2007
Msg: 140 | |
| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 3/30/2007 12:21:11 PM | | lol They all pretty much say the same things. Lets face it. We're all good in bed but when paired up with the wrong person, it's a dead duck. | |
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spoonz
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Joined: 2/23/2006
Msg: 142 | |
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| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 4/11/2007 2:10:41 PM |
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict (24 October-22 November)
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most
erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The
sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
True - very true  | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 2:04:59 PM |
.:TAURUS The Tramp (21 April-21 May)
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=]
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as
........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very
funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person
you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most
sexiest people on earth!
WOW!! 100%
Not sure if I like to be referred to as a tramp but...hahaha
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Posted: 4/15/2007 5:31:42 PM | .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict (24 October-22 November)
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most
erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The
sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
See this isn't very introspective.... how do I know if I'm sexy?
But otherwise ..... mean...if you deserve it :) Intelligent ...... I'd like to think so Energetic........ yeah ok got me there. Erotic ......... won't initiate but.... ya pretty much all over the rest of it... | |
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Mo-Mo
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Joined: 10/23/2005
Msg: 148 | |
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| Sex Horoscopes : How truthful is yours?
Posted: 4/17/2007 11:17:18 PM | .:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes (22 May-22 June)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful
smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
Twosomes? Hmm, not lately.
Nice is subjective. I have fallen for more than one, but yes, it is special. That could explain why people always tell me their problems. Of course! I make love to women and fight off the competition with brutal ego attacks. Trust me buahahaha. Yeah right, how can you know happy if you don't know sad? Rarely. Intermittently. Introverted. No, I pretty much think everyone is wierd (including me). Who doesn't? mmm, subjective again. Not with my money. define strong. Yeah baby yeah! Am I making you randy baby!!!
Sorry, I just can't take this too seriously. No offense meant to those who do. | |
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