| POF really works! Posted: 7/31/2008 10:54:01 AM | Ms Rip,
I know what your profile says. I also know that I'm too far away even if you were looking. Not to mention too old and too ugly.
Back to the facts. Your status does say you are not single/not looking. And though you also say that you are single later in the profile I didn't make an error with what I had previously said. Perhaps you should change your status to reflect that you are looking for friends since you are single. Maybe someone should suggest that there be another status such as single/not looking to avoid you from accusing me of not reading your damn profile!!!!!
Is it any wonder men are confused at times when it comes to women? They tell you they aren't single and then they tell you they are. It is like a multible choice test, sometimes you just have to guess at the answer!!!
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| POF really works! Posted: 7/31/2008 11:33:13 AM | If they had the option of Single/Not Looking, trust me,,that would have been my choice! lol Im really not sure why its so confusing when i clearly state in the About Me section (oh thats right, men rarely read that far *cough* lol) that tho i AM SINGLE i am NOT LOOOOOKINGGGG! lol Ok,,thats a lie,,i am 'looking',,but not 'looking looking' . LOL (joke you guys,,,ha ha ). As for the other status,,,,,it IS marked as friends you dork! lol
I know what your profile says. I also know that I'm too far away even if you were looking. Not to mention too old and too ugly.
1. you do now lol 2. you could always move this way 3. says who? 4. same as above lol
John John John,,,whatever am i going to do wiff you?
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/2/2008 5:37:40 PM | ^^^^^i'd be honored to be the maid of honor ripadoodles  | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/2/2008 5:51:51 PM | Oh! Oh! Can I be the bartender at the reception? That way I don't have to wait an hour for a drink. Don't let him fool ya Rip, he's much more accommodating in real life lol. You could turn him into a pussy cat. Sorry, John. I just exposed you, but it had to be done! | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/2/2008 6:26:54 PM | ok I'm putting an end to this right now before any rumors start.
rip you had me so flustered I spelled multiple incorrectly the last time I posted. Now I’m reading “John John John,,,whatever am i going to do wiff you? Ummm you don’t know what to do with a man? Here I thought you were a mature and knowledgeable lady, not an innocent girl. I guess I was wrong about that too or is that your way of luring me in so you can set the hook?LOL
Now for kat, Who is rip getting married to? Surely it isn’t me. I sure she isn’t and I know I’m not going to get married the way some people buy a car, sight unseen. Do you have some brides maid dresses you want to use again?LOL
Now for you Amy. I will admit I’m somewhat accommodating in real life but what in the world makes you think I can be turned into a pussy cat? The one thing no woman has been able to do is change me. If and when we are somewhere again I will make sure you don’t have to wait an hour for a drink. I managed to get myself and Robin a drink within a few minutes of getting up and going to the bar. I will in fact personally go buy you a captain and coke( yea I remember), but you must understand one thing. Like I told Robin, just because I buy you a drink don’t expect me to have sex with you!!!! LOL | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/2/2008 6:44:49 PM | Capt and Coke, impressive. I'm usually just satisfied remembering who is who at those things. Constantly emailing Linda with the "who was this person and that person" questions. I faintly heard you purr a few times when woman were bending over, so hence the **** cat. Nobody wants to change you. Maybe your hat and name, but that's just cosmetics lol. Pst.. it takes more than a drink to get sexual healings from this chicky Mr. Bud Man! | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/2/2008 11:36:05 PM | LMAO John i got you flustered? *bats lashes* I thought you were un-flusterable? lol John and i go back a ways....i think our idea of a honeymoon would be mud wrestling! LMAO
And yes,,i know what to do with a man. Im just AFRAID of what id do to one when i finally do get ahold of one! LOL He'd better start eating his Wheatties!!  | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 5:13:21 AM | | POF does work I have been on since last march 2007 that is and i made a ton of friends- hi rip!! one night i contacted a friend on pof and asked them to go shoot pool they said they dont' shoot pool but i should contact rhyno64 so i did and we talked, went to checkers (which they had a lot of pof parties there) we went there listened to the band and 6 hours later it seemed that only 1 hour had passed- he bought me a rose there (someone walking around selling them), walked me to my car and said he would call me- he did June 7th we got engaged at checkers at a pof party in front of all our friends he proposed to me (of course i said yes) no date set yet enjoying being engaged. I made female and male friends it was a male friend that got us together and we have alot of the same pof friends that we enjoy getting together with. so it does work whether u meet at a party- someone tells you about someone that they ment and set u up. I agree you can meet people anywhere but at the pof parties you know most of the people are single- there are some couples as most of them are at open bars and we still enjoy going to parties to see our friends. When I met ricky i had stopped looking and just was trying to make new friends. | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 5:35:46 AM | lol, you know it john, always the bridesmaid type thingy...dang we need to get to the same party ripadoodles AND john...i wonder if his growl is as cute as his purr...hey amy girl, i so miss miss robbittydodah
dawn yours was the cutest pof story i've heard yet
i got proposed to at the boathouse....lol, only thing is he wants the honeymoon first, the little  | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 6:05:53 AM | Aww Dawn that is so sweet. I wish you to the best and many happy years together.
LOL Kat,,,,, figures they want the honeymoon first. lol It would be great to have John and Rip at the same party.... | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:14:27 AM | Hi Dawn and congratulations!! Sounds like the 2 of you are a great match and i really wish you both the best in many more years to come!
Id be interested in hearing that guys thoughts (honeymoon guy lol) in your thread,Kat! lol Wonder if he's sneakin around reading this stuff??
haha Kath,,,,never met John yet! I THINK there was one party last summer that i had planned on going to but wasnt able to make it, but i think he did go. Mighta been a Checkers one,,i think. | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:22:28 AM | | see..thats "what" is suposed to happen on boats??? | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:23:43 AM | rip you are mistaken again(or should I say still? ) I have never been to a party at Checkers. I've been to two parties, one at Virgo's where I was treated rudely, and the one last weekend. | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:31:21 AM | | LOL Rip he is very nice. I think that it would be so great to have everyone at the same party. My oldest son saw your pic on here and thought you were HOT.....lol I told him that your outta his range...lol 17 yr old hormones...lol | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:33:24 AM | | I do remember John saying he wasn't at Checkers.. | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:36:14 AM | | lol..always the ones you dont want..ewww | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:37:28 AM | That why i said i THINK,,wasnt sure Johnathon. lolol Better put yer glasses on, bub! LMAOO Virgo's,,,,,now where was that at? I dont remember i wanted to go to a Virgo's? Is that in the general area of Checkers? Hmmmm,,,i can barely remember what happend yesterday let alone last year! LOL But i do remember you went to one and i thought dang it!! lol
O wow Kath! hahahaah Tell your son 'Thanks'!! LOL awwwwww shucks!
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:44:55 AM | Where is Virgos? I haven't heard of that before.
I will tell him Rip.. They always see me on here and laughing at the posts and he always wants to know who i am talking to. | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 7:53:37 AM | Virgo's is between 13 & 14 mile on van dyke. Its in a bowling alley and I don't think there has been a party since, but I could be wrong.
rip my glasses are on. You thought wrong again, or should I say still again??? | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 8:23:51 AM | awwww john i was at virgos too...i didn't see you there...lol, but then by 10 or so i wasn't seeing very well
oh kath, haven't heard anything from him since...lol, so i guess the wedding is off, ha no honetmoon for that rascal  | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 8:37:22 AM | Ohhhh ok,,,,man way over there?? (Virgo's)
Alllllllllllllright now John . Did you ever think why that snowball keeps getting closer and closer and then it hits ya?
Does POF really work?? Why yes Virginia POF really does work,,,,just ask Dawn. lolol | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 9:23:06 AM | | POF is like anything in life, you truely get from it what you honestly put into it. | |
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| POF really works! Posted: 8/3/2008 10:41:23 AM |
POF is like anything in life, you truely get from it what you honestly put into it.
A couple other cliches might apply ...
"those who hesitate are lost"
"a man has to know his limitations" (Dirty Harry)
“You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.” (Mae West)
More Mae West ... (with tongue firmly in cheek)
“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”
“It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.”
“Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
“Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
“When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.”
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
And you can't have Mae West without W.C. Fields ...
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
“Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.”
“Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.”
“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.”
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.” | |
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