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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 4:19:45 PM | yeah no one can, thank god for the internet!
Well if she is hot stuff and really knows what turns me on than yea her cutting a nice juicy fart would actally turn me on. If you think that is strange, you should hear about my other strange fetishes
but again I sometimes struggle with this often childish humor, because after all it can kill attraction just as much as it creates, so keep I say make them a once an awhile spectical, I myself would never fart around a girl, last did I did which was by accident, it killed the date right then and there. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 4:28:40 PM | lol pffft to b honest, i'd ratehr she did it when i 1st met her, the only time i wouldn't want it to happen is during a special occasion like a wedding or as someone else said "when i'm going down on her".
Apart from that i'd tell her it was pityful until she was able to make me run for the closest door because the smell was so bad lol | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 4:42:36 PM | Farting is best served up with moderation and with due observance to the rules of farting:
* muffle the sound of very loud and gross sounding farts, especially in romantic situations or when meeting friends and family
* exercise due caution when passing the more rank and odoriferous emissions, especially in enclosed spaces
* do not bear false witness in matters of flatulence; take responsibility for your own gas
Generally, fart as you would have others fart unto you. | |
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yohie
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Joined: 1/20/2007
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yohie
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yohie
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 6:36:57 PM | | oh man. if only farting infront of someone i was dating was just like farting in front of my brother....HAHAHAHAHA oh man....that would be some good times! | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 2:01:47 AM | | Depends on what she had for dinner, preferably she wouldn't though. It can be a good sign though that she's totally comforable with a guy, but I wouldn't want my woman outclassing me in the category of rectal symphonics. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 2:05:52 AM | ahahaha! out classing you? wow...since when was farting concidered class or a compitition? i have class....when i am with a guy. but when its just me and my bro......one of us is going to be farted on....mainly thats me. i was raised with guys....so...farting...cracks me up! | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 2:12:32 AM |
girls can so fart! we fart out perfume and poop out roses!
That reminds me of something... In my school yearbook, the quote by this one girl who I didn't know was "Ladies don't fart, they puff.", heh. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 3:22:40 AM | | When I was with my ex, I let out a really big one in bed one time. We just laughed hysterically for the next 10 minutes or so. I think if he really cares for you, and has a good sense of humour he wouldn't really mind. And I mean, we're all humans right? lol | |
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Posted: 2/6/2007 11:56:39 AM | I love it when it happens, and they're embarrassed.. It's the pinnacle of hilarity. One time my ex and I were lying on the couch, watching a flick, and I hear this small noise from midway down the couch.
I'm thinking 'What the hell was that?' then I notice she's gone totally rigid in my arms. My genius mind puts 1 & 1 together and I'm like 'Did you fart?' and she went so friggin' red, I was laughing hysterically fanning the flames with statements like 'Oh god, it's on me.'
Then later on in the week, just to wig her out a little more, I told her that I had talked to my mom about the situation and my mom had stated 'Oh, don't marry her, she's a farter.'
Totally untrue, but the look on her face was PRICELESS! Fart away ladies.
Dustin. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 4:35:43 PM | | and I think the other rule is that, never fart of you have eaten unhealthy, fast food, or greasy food. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 5:10:24 PM | I find that men think if a woman lets one go she's so nasty it cant even be believed but he can cut a fart and knock you across the room leaving you dazed and confused as to what the hell happend. what's up with that i know some couples who said that when they married their mate she didnt do that in front of him but he kept on doing it to her and would laugh it off so one day while she was in bed with him she let him have it the both had to leave the room! lol i cracked up when she told me this i guess its what married couples do to show their love im glad im single.  | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 5:12:44 PM | Trillion. She is nasty.
But, she should also roll with it, and make him suffer! Try the "F-You, I had to fart. Deal with it." attitude. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 5:17:06 PM | The occasional fart? I think it's part of being comfortable with your parther and I wouldn't mind at all. In fact - it's just that kind of silliness that lets me know how close I am to someone. As long as she know's when it's appropriate to be a lady, and when it's okay to let go (no pun intended) then it's all good.
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 6:31:35 PM | What are you going to do?? Rap her on the nose with a rolled up news paper shouting, "NOOOOOOO!! NO!" Unless of course it's that horrid noise that sounds like there was "shrapnel" deposited in the underpants...
My suggestion? Don't feed her raw veggies or grease.  | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 6:45:34 PM | As a woman once told me, "Women do not fart. They release a non-odorless gas from the rectal area."
My girl squeaks off a few of her own and then blames the cat! Poor kitty just looks at me like, "dude I swear it wasn't me. You believe me, right?"
I stick up for the cat. I let one loose and blame her. | |
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