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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 7:35:18 PM | me and my girl have farting contests.
As my sis in law once said.. if she farts in front of you its love. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 7:36:39 PM | | well whatever.im new to the site and get annoyed when people say thread search.this subjects already been done.what about the new useres who dont what to search the old threads.mabe i want to here the latest on farting.and dont reallywant to read every time i look in a new thread its been done thread search don cha have anything better to do then do thread search on every new suject.ohh what was that??? | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 8:01:44 PM | Now this is funny as all....
This reminds me of an ex of mine.... i went the first few months thinking she "never" farted- funny stuff... | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 9:23:39 PM | Hey, if you're mad at him at the time... eat lots of beans and use a lighter under that tushie. It doesnt count as a ripper if it doesnt flame!. 
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/6/2007 11:17:59 PM | | Nice thread! I remember about 3 weeks after my ex moved in with me; it was morning and I sat up to stretch... and didn't even know I was going to do it until I did. He had been looking at me adoringly up until that point. Then his face was ?!?! I just turned to him and said "Welcome to long term relationship..." | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/7/2007 12:45:54 AM | So she lets out a squeeker... how ladylike. I'd waft it to her nose.
OH IT'S ON! You just set the rude precedence.
She might develop emphysema after I get back at her :P That, or I'll let one slide, in public, and blame it on her LOL. | |
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Posted: 2/7/2007 11:42:28 PM | | As long as I'm not getting carpet burn at the same time.. I can't handle both at the same time | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/8/2007 2:06:38 PM | Theres actually a really simple answer why it is that women never fart when you first start dating them...
They dont keep thier mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure.
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/8/2007 2:08:36 PM | | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like to think you guy's don't do that. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/8/2007 6:52:06 PM |
as long as she doesnt do it while i am going down on her...who cares.
we know women do it, so what is the big deal
Exactly, besides, I might even rate it on a scale of 1-10! Fart proudly-Benjamin Franklin | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/8/2007 8:55:23 PM | | I have a friend that actually waited until she was married and THEN she let 'em rip!!!! | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 9/28/2007 7:22:59 AM | Women do not "fart" ... they "fluff".
I'd like to think that it would be okay to fart in front of a man, but I have a hard time getting comfortable enough to
actually do that. Even when I was living with a man a few years back ... I just could not do it.
One night we were out at our favorite hang out and the bar owner was saying something about his wife's
brothers being over and how they were letting farts left and right. So I asked her if she ever "farted" in front
of him and her answer was ... "Are you kidding? I grew up with four brothers ... I fart in front of Sam as often as I can."
That's when I looked at my guy and said, "That's it ... from now on I'm no longer holding it in." ... and I didn't.
If I let a big one rip ... he just laughed his A$$ off. He was always letting big ones anyways, so I just started firing back.
And a fun time was had by all. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 9/28/2007 10:07:39 AM | | its going to happen once in a while if you spend a lot of time together ,,just say excuse me .show manners .you can fart like a pig ..or a lady | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 9/28/2007 11:58:04 AM | My then wife (now ex) once farted on me full-on while I was going down on her. She was climaxing and just lost it.
She was mortified. What went through my mind in that moment?
"Yeah, baby. I am soooooo Tha Man!"
Life's too short to get hung up on gas. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 9/28/2007 12:25:52 PM | Females fart???
Anyways... as long as it's quit I won't cuz any drama - but seriously, girls farting is not cool. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 9/28/2007 12:55:01 PM | This thread reminds me of my boyfriend (kinda gross, but eh I'll explain)
He has zero shame. If he has to take a piss while you are talking with him on the phone, he is taking the phone with him to the bathroom. It doesnt matter if you get annoyed with him or not, you're goin. So everytime I have to use the bathroom I put him on hold and he hates it. So last night I said "ok babe, can ya hang on for a sec?" he sits there and goes "Just take the damn phone with you! Everyone pees! Its ok!" I started laughin an said "It's almost like you really want to hear me pee." he was like "No, I just dont want to stop talking to you, even if its just for a minute or two."
Also, one night he's asking me (since at work I do some heavy lifting) he asked if when I went to bend down to lift something, on my way back up have I ever accidentally let one rip... Why the hell he asked.... no idea. But somewhere along the end of that conversation if I were to ever get to that kind of comfort with him to fart in front of him... apparently it would be huge. who knows. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 9/28/2007 2:34:47 PM | | I have 2 daughters. I happen to know that women start cracking them off long before they become women or enter long-term relationships. What kind of numb-nuts would even think it was worth commenting on? | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 9/28/2007 8:51:43 PM | | Your asking men about farts.. we think there funny until the day we die.. after sometime in a relationship its normal and fine.. as long as its not a big gurgley one | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 9/29/2007 4:03:21 AM | | As long as she refrains from giving me a "Dutch Oven" or at least lights a candle if she's been eating broccoli. | |
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