| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 4/20/2007 8:41:26 PM | "If you don't like the way I'm driving, stay off the sidewalk!"
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| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 4/21/2007 12:07:10 AM | gun control isn't useing both hands,,,,,,,,,,
gun control is hitting what I aim at | |
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| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 4/21/2007 5:11:40 AM | Pass what might as well been a Monster Truck on Thursday..
Back Window said... " Get It Up"
I thought to my self... that's what all women want lol... | |
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| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 5/6/2007 11:06:11 PM | Loosely related:
You may be a redneck pilot if...
# Your stall warning plays Dixie.
# You get your pre-flight briefing from the Phsycic Hotline.
# Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as checkpoints.
# You think sectional charts should show trailer parks.
# You've ever used moonshine as Avgas.
# You have mudflaps on your wheel pants.
# Your toothpick keeps poking your mike.
# You've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.
# You wouldn't be caught dead in a Grumman Yankee.
# You use a Purina feed sack for a wind sock.
# The side of your airplane has a sign advertising your septic tank service.
# Your aircraft has a hitch.
# You constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
# You think GPS stands for Going Perfectly Straight.
# You refer to formation flying as "we got us a convoy".
# You're matched set of luggage is three grocery bags from Piggly Wiggly.
# You've ever fueled your airplane from a mason jar.
# You've got a gun rack on the passenger window.
# You have more than one roll of duct tape holding your cowling together.
# Your preflight includes removing all of the clover, grass, and wheat from your landing gear.
# You figure the weight of the mud and manure on your airplane into the CG calculations.
# You siphon gas from your tractor to put in your airplane.
# You've never landed at an actual airport though you've been flying for years.
# You've ground looped after hitting a cow.
# You consider anything over 100' AGL to be high altitude flight.
# There are parts of your airplane labeled John Deere.
# You've never actually seen a sectional but have all of the Texaco road maps for your flying area.
# There's exhaust residue on the right side of your aircraft and tobacco stains on the left.
# You have to buzz the strip to chase off the sheep and goats.
# You use your parachute to cover your plane.
# You've ever landed on the main street of town to get a cup of coffee.
# The tread pattern, if any, on your main tires doesn't match.
# Your primary comm. radio has 90 channels.
# Your comm antenna is over 7 feet long.
# You call up the tower with "Breaker Breaker"
# You have fuzzy dice hanging from the magnetic compass.
# You put hay in the baggage compartment so your dogs don't get cold.
# You use you landing light for hunting.
# Your flight instructor's day job is at the community sales barn.
# You've got matching bumper stickers on the vertical fin.
# There are grass stains on your propeller tips.
# The FAA still thinks you live at your parents' house.
# Your hangar collapses and more than 4 dogs are injured.
# When starting the prop you injure five dogs.
# Somewhere on your airplane is an "I'd rather be fishing" bumper sticker.
# You navigate with your ADF tuned to exclusively country stations.
# When you go to the airport cafe they hand you biscuits and gravy instead of a menu.
# You think that an ultralight is a new sissy beer from Budweiser.
# You siphon Jat-A out of your King Air for your space heater.
# Just before the crash, everybody at the airport heard you say, "Hey, Y'all watch this!!" | |
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| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 6/30/2009 12:52:02 AM | CAT the other white meat
lost your cat? look under my tires
ive got a perfect body, but its in the trunk and starting to smell
is there life after death? touch my truck and find out
uncle sam wants you.....to speak English
i tried seeing your point of view but i couldnt get my head that far up my ass
dont drink and park..accidents cause people
i wounder if you'ld drive better with that phone up your ars
squirrels...nature's speed bumps
I love animals. theyre delicious | |
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| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 7/3/2009 7:52:22 PM | LOL at all the posts!!! Here's one from OK...
Actual signs posted on all hi-ways with a heap of dirt, gravel, ect. Posted sign warning!!!
Property of the State of OK...DO NOT MOLEST!!
Go figure!! | |
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| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 7/4/2009 8:49:06 AM | Sometime I wake up Grumpy,sometime I let her sleep.
Humpty Dumpty was savagely scrabled.
Keep Honking,I'm Reloading. | |
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