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 Robbbyg

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 126
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Posted: 6/7/2007 11:43:50 PM
Not a spider, but i had a rotten encounter with a stick insect once up in derby,
i walked onto my porch and i saw it, it was the thickness of a broomstick and an easy 24 inches long, all green and bright yellow and bluish stripes on the legs, i thought it was a rubber toy a kid had left behind, so i went to pick it up and it reared up on me, felt like at the time that it was taller than me, so i grabbed a rake to move it out to the yard as he was blocking the entrance, and no crap but the damn thing nearly knocked the rake out of my hand ,it hit it with so much force, my arms got jolted,,
True story, anyway i googled it and they mention a giant stick insrct that grows to 30cm (12 inches) , this one was at leats twice the size,,,,,

I also saw a giant mushroom in Tully once, but thats another story.
 NaamahReincarnated

Joined: 4/2/2007
Msg: 127
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/8/2007 12:10:43 AM
^^^ That's it! That is the only creature I am instantly afraid of even at a "safe" distance. The preying mantis. Cos you're never safe...they fly at you. Well they fly at me. Guaranteed when one comes in here it will find me. And you're sooooo right Robby about their strength. My Mum found one once that had twisted a green tree frog round and round like a dish-sponge and was peeling its skin from its body. The frogs screams caused her to go find out what was wrong. girly screaming and flapping arms about now
 funluvin1969

Joined: 5/29/2007
Msg: 128
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/8/2007 12:25:28 AM
Wow thanks for the nature lesson!

And to think I let the nasty creatures walk all over me... and .... well, just walk! hehe
 NaamahReincarnated

Joined: 4/2/2007
Msg: 129
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/8/2007 12:58:16 AM
^^^ You didn't have to dress up for the forum Funluvin!

Edit to my previous post....before anyone comes in and corrects me on the stick insects/preying mantis blend ....don't care what the experts say, they are the same godawful thing in my eyes.
 funluvin1969

Joined: 5/29/2007
Msg: 130
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/8/2007 1:14:46 AM
Oh Naamah... you'd prefer I take it all off then? cheeky girl!

Praying mantis/stick instect... there's a difference???
 atalia

Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 131
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/8/2007 4:11:03 AM
I have a vision in my head of robbys neighbour with a remote control and a video camera watchin the show
 NaamahReincarnated

Joined: 4/2/2007
Msg: 132
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/8/2007 4:39:39 AM

Oh Naamah... you'd prefer I take it all off then? cheeky girl!
I reeeeeeeeeallllly think you've got the wrong end of the stick there Funluvin.
 Delaware3

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 133
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/8/2007 6:55:31 AM
Wow which came first Robbbyg, the stick insect or the mushroom?? Or the licking of the cane toad...........?
 Robbbyg

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 134
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/9/2007 6:53:19 AM


Wow which came first Robbbyg, the stick insect or the mushroom?? Or the licking of the cane toad...........?


haha, im serious about the giant mushy, it was the size of a dining table, i saw it in the jungle in Tully when i was playing wargames, my corporal saw it too, we thought it was a big grey boulder at first till i poked it with my gun it was all spongey, so i looked underneath it had a stalk the size of a tree trunk ,,, the height was about 4 feet and about 4 to 5 feet across,,

That was before i licked the cane toad ,
 alwaysdreaming2

Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 135
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/9/2007 7:44:45 AM
RIGHT now...don't you believe Newcastle *no matter if you say tomatoes or potatos*....our forum addict is going through a hunter river?...may all the waters rise and hang on tight to your floaties dearest ....oh hell I forget his name..what is the OP of this thread? without endearing traits of spider webs?
 likes_a_laugh

Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 136
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Posted: 6/9/2007 6:11:38 PM
Gotta love the australian Bird-Eating spider. Big hairy and hungry. A guy down the road who does bird documentaries and stuff showed me one one day. It's about hand sized but beefy and scary (and beautiful at the same time).
 marleymae

Joined: 2/9/2007
Msg: 137
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/9/2007 6:17:38 PM
GOOD LORD.
MY GOD.
SHIT.
I cannot stand stick insects nor praying mantids (that's apparently how it is spelt) they freak me out!!
My brother pretended to throw a big brown stick insect at me once and, of course, I thought he actaully HAD. Fairdinkum, I nearly had a heart attack.
 CuddlyCanuck

Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 138
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/9/2007 6:20:50 PM
No , likes a laugh, I do NOT HAVE TO LOVE IT

eeeek, I love all the other critters - do I have to love spiders? Ugly hairy evil creatures...
 motownmaniax

Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 139
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Posted: 6/9/2007 6:33:13 PM
I recommend never spending a nice, quiet evening at home watching these two DVD's any time soon, Caves.....

Arachnophobia

Eight-Legged Freaks

Mo
 marleymae

Joined: 2/9/2007
Msg: 140
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/9/2007 7:28:38 PM
Is that ,like, freaky spider porn?
 motownmaniax

Joined: 8/13/2006
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Posted: 6/9/2007 7:42:04 PM
No, marley, they're mainstream movies. Go rent 'em and see.
 likes_a_laugh

Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 142
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Posted: 6/9/2007 7:43:47 PM
Cuddly, I'm not really a fan of spiders but maybe I have a secret fetish for things big and hairy (and beautiful at the same time)...
 CuddlyCanuck

Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 143
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/9/2007 9:01:52 PM
We'll have a look around, perhaps there's a yeti girl on here for you
 likes_a_laugh

Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 144
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Posted: 6/10/2007 2:25:38 AM
Look cuddles, have you been peeping in on my dreams now girlie?? I'm embarassed at what you might've seen....

In MY dream that Yeti girl is ALL woman...big, strong and roars out loud when I steal her food.
 atalia

Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 145
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/10/2007 5:49:20 AM
Spiders have got it right, they dont need to steal food, they just eat the nearest man
 NaamahReincarnated

Joined: 4/2/2007
Msg: 146
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/10/2007 6:53:35 AM

In MY dream that Yeti girl is ALL woman...big, strong and roars out loud when I steal her food.

You may be interested in my girl, Trinity. She's a wolfhound cross, and we call her wookie monster. She's only 2 and a half though, so about 17/18 in human years...I'm not sure it's entirely appropriate. slaps own forehead for worrying about age when there's an issue of species that might be of more concern
 motownmaniax

Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 147
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Posted: 6/10/2007 6:53:38 AM
^^^^^^

Touche' Atalia!!!

Mo
 likes_a_laugh

Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 148
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Posted: 6/10/2007 7:03:58 AM
You mob of fruitcakes continue to crack me up...
 bucky140

Joined: 5/7/2007
Msg: 149
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/10/2007 9:24:39 AM
Oh yes Atalia,how's it go,she's a maneater and she's going too swallow you up.Oh yer, oops a daisey,what was i thinking of.
 atalia

Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 150
Aussie Spiders and your home 101
Posted: 6/10/2007 4:19:22 PM
You weren't thinkin at all bucky, you were hoping..........and gazing in Hilly's direction
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