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 Tripp89

Joined: 1/14/2009
Msg: 51
how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/9/2009 12:54:38 PM
I'd make him work for me by using him to clean dishes and such at work until he's withered, worn, and just plain disgusting.

A befitting, thematic death.
 mynameisSarah

Joined: 12/31/2008
Msg: 52
how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/9/2009 5:50:19 PM
How do I want to kill him? By convincing parents that just because your child "sits down and shuts up" does not mean it's a good thing. Stopping the madness of our consumer-driven culture... that won't happen, so I suggest sticking him in Death Valley one hot summer day, let the sun and the buzzards do the rest, lol.
 Funcuz

Joined: 1/16/2009
Msg: 53
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how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/9/2009 5:54:47 PM
Tied to the end of a stick and used to clean my toilets at work. Don't flush him once you're done though...we all know what happens to animals we flush down the toilet. If SpongeBob lived , he might breed in the sewers and eventually some of his offspring would crawl up somebody's drainpipe. Are you prepared to comfort a hysterical person who just had their bottom gently carressed by a talking sponge while they took a dump ? Me neither...so don't flush !
 Keisha_R

Joined: 12/21/2008
Msg: 54
how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/9/2009 7:46:08 PM
I know how u could kill him. Dont watch him lol
 coldlogic

Joined: 12/29/2008
Msg: 55
how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/10/2009 9:29:55 AM
I think its kind of funny how , I will watch children being decapitated and it wont bother me or offend me in anyway .( on certian websites)

but thinking of someone killing spounge bob makes me angry lol
 Not The Cable Guy

Joined: 10/24/2008
Msg: 56
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how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/10/2009 2:53:39 PM
Wow... Didn't realize there was this much vehemence and blood lust ... (oops, I mean water lust) for the sponge dude...

I think y'all's minds have been subliminally possessed by Sheldon the plankton dude in order to hasten his plans for world domination...

It's the "Mother of all Conspiracy Theories".....

Don't take the bait... If sponge dude gets whacked and plankton dude takes control; he ain't gonna do y'all any favors...

In fact, you may all wind up as the main ingredient in his new sandwich over at the Chum Bucket...
 Vancer

Joined: 10/29/2006
Msg: 57
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how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/10/2009 4:46:03 PM
*rocks back and forth in the corner, tightly clutching Spongebob Pillow*
 lovie475

Joined: 8/27/2007
Msg: 58
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how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/11/2009 1:23:56 AM
I would like him to OD on crabby patties....
 meoowzie

Joined: 2/21/2008
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how would you like to see spongebob squarepants killed ??
Posted: 2/11/2009 9:02:34 AM
aaaaaaw po' po' punge pob!!!!
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