| Renting A Husband
Posted: 9/29/2007 9:02:11 PM | | H&P...did you not pay your gas bill? I could probably help you. I service those kinds of things. | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 11:35:30 AM | I got home late from work yesterday and the house was cold, and the furnace wasn't running. The pilot wouldn't stay on; so being the handy person that I am I changed out the thermocouple and got the house warmed up.
Now, I'm known to be quite the handy person, and own more tools than most men, but I'd love to dial 1-800-Rent A Man for cleaning my house and keeping the laundry folded and ironed, and the bathrooms clean. Anyone interested out there??
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Posted: 9/30/2007 1:43:40 PM | Pig...................submit resume please  | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 1:52:50 PM | HA rent a pig????? heck I have three pigs to clean up after as it is already and that doesn't even include the hairy dog!
oh wait....can the pig do bacon? I mean bakin'? this MIGHT be promising. | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 11:02:08 PM | haha well i guess i could even use rent a husband.
Shoot it beats fixing the car myself. haha | |
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Posted: 11/13/2007 10:07:18 PM | I pay ALL my bills, turned out that some pilot light thingy was burnt out, my fireplace just needed pilot lit... but still need curtain rods installed....
dang.... guess I have to hire a 'professional' again..... and all my excellent cooking just going to waist, LMAO   | |
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Posted: 11/13/2007 11:22:23 PM | We can play carpenter we both get hammered and then i nail you .  | |
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Posted: 11/13/2007 11:53:53 PM | Renting A Husband, Thanks OP hmmmmmm my kinda thing
by the hour, half days full days, week or month
inquire within for hourly rate and weekly specials
after hours is double time 5 pm to 11pm after 11 triple time, snoring and farting is extra
weekends double time
Great old Tomcat, snarly and bushy tailed
Every thing you ever needed and wanted
Experience 20 years full time, 10 years part time
fully qualified to:
yell coming in the door HONEY I'M HOME
WHERE IS MY DINNER?
You call that a meal? The dowg eats better around here. Can't you do anything right?
Where is the darn TV control
Fetch me the beer 'n chips
move that slow *ss will ya
and my car still isn't washed
what do you mean you wanna talk? ...
just cleanup that mess......
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Oh darlin you do look fat in that outfit, don't think I can take you out in that
what do you mean you need time to find yourself? Look in the effin mirror...
Performance guaranteed
 finally I can give up my day job | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 8:00:55 AM |
I pay ALL my bills, turned out that some pilot light thingy was burnt out, my fireplace just needed pilot lit... but still need curtain rods installed....
dang.... guess I have to hire a 'professional' again.....
It really bothers me to think that an intelligent woman in this day and age cannot figure out how to hold a lighter and turn a knob to light a pilot light or put some screws in the wall...
...hell, rent ME...who needs a husband...maybe you could do some Christmas baking for me...remember men are good for only ONE thing  | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 11:49:01 AM | Aww H & P - I'm sorry that you seem to be getting slammed for such a good idea. I get what you mean.
Sometimes there's stuff around the place that I just can't do. Either I'm not tall enough, not strong enough or don't know how it works. I for one would like to see us POF'ers be able to bargain. For instance, did y'all know that I give wicked good massages? | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 4:55:05 PM | .
...remember men are good for only ONE thing
and what would that be ? | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 5:01:47 PM | | ^^^^^^fixing all my stuff ^^^^^^go back a few pages valley and you will see my list, however its gotten much longer since then...lol | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 7:28:15 PM | | Hey islandgirl4u i did'nt know that you gave hand massages that good CL | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 8:38:59 PM | LOL I am NOT putting a lighter near gas flame.... sorry if YOU think that is NOT intelligent.... In fact, I had a house inspector over and HE couldn't figure out my fireplace. But, there you go..
Meanwhile, having steady and good employment allows ME the luxury of having someone do the 'dirty work' for me...
So, back to the topic..... Renting a 'husband' has proven both successful, and VERY interesting. Good luck to those of YOU who chose to 'go it alone', lol
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Posted: 11/14/2007 8:52:06 PM | We can play carpenter we both get hammered and then i nail you
Hey islandgirl4u i did'nt know that you gave hand massages that good
^^ pardon me but I thought the forum was for intelligent discussion.. ^^^ don't you have anything interesting to add???? Carl, your humor sux
It really bothers me to think that an intelligent woman in this day and age cannot figure out how to hold a lighter and turn a knob
It bothers me that someone would be stupid enough to put a match in front of a pilot light if they were not 100% sure of what they were doing. Hey, I think the person who calls the expert on this one has the brains.. yupp.. I really do! but, darlin, if you think you want to hold the lighter......... fill yer boots! | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 8:52:58 PM | anyone need to rent a pig?
would that be animal husbandry? | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 8:53:41 PM | | ^^^^quit editing after i post now i had to change what i had to say ...lol | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 8:56:56 PM | | 4evermy dear get over it or get used to it.CL | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 9:29:06 PM | ^^^^ how to kill the enthusiasm of a thread in 5 seconds! I think a rule of thumb should be "think before we post" ........    | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 9:42:06 PM |
anyone need to rent a pig?
would that be animal husbandry?
It will be Pigs in a Blanket!-Love it!
Cut in about six squares. Season ... process until all pigs are ready. Heat shortening ... one "pig in a blanket" at a time! ... more water... Serve over ....
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Posted: 11/15/2007 7:45:02 AM |
go back a few pages valley and you will see my list, however its gotten much longer since then...lol
thats one hell of a long list ..rent ?.it would be legally considered common law by the time one could get to the bottom of that list. | |
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Posted: 11/15/2007 11:40:48 AM | | I know I have a few things that need to be done around here, and I just can't find the time to tackle them. | |
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