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Posted: 4/10/2007 1:40:06 AM | How about these?
Aqua fresh.... 3 in 1 protection for your family.
O2.... bringing people together.
Cillit bang... Bang and the dirt is gone.
Nokia... connecting people.
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Posted: 4/10/2007 2:39:23 AM | A little more condom humor for you
A man walks into the drug store and grabs a box of condoms and takes them up to the counter. The clerk says, "That will be $3.99 plus tax".
The man looks at her and says"Plus tax I thought they stayed on by themselves" | |
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Posted: 4/10/2007 4:46:21 AM | I walked into the drug store & siad can I have 99 condoms please?
The girl behind the counter said f**k me that's alot.
I said "ok then make it 100". | |
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Posted: 4/13/2007 9:27:50 AM | I walked in to the drugstore & asked for a packet of three condoms.
The woman behind the counter said to me "look son you have been coming in here since you were 16 buying a pack of three every time, here buy a washable one in stead".
So I did buy a washable one.
A week later I went back & said "give me a packet of three" the woman said to me"what happened to the washable one?" to which I replied "you usless ****, you want to read the letter I got from the dry cleaners".
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Posted: 8/3/2007 1:18:54 AM | Did I win?
No one seems to be adding anymore jokes so does that mean I'm the best joke teller?
If so please send the prize money asap.
Mike | |
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Posted: 4/5/2008 7:08:57 AM | diet coke condoms - just for the taste of it
Mcdonalds condoms - i'm loving it
skittles condoms - taste the rainbow
dulux one coat condoms | |
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Posted: 4/5/2008 12:11:54 PM | good thread, had a good chuckle, thought of a couple more.
Gillettte condoms= The best a man can get
SAS condoms = He who dares wins | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 2:56:45 PM | B&Q Condoms - You can do it, if you B&Q it!
Virgin Atlantic Condoms - BA can't keep it [Concorde] up!
(was actualy written in one of their a/c when BA anounce concordes retirement)
Continental Airlines Condoms - We really move our tails for you
TWA Condoms - TWA. Up, up, and away.
Malaysia Airlines Condoms - Going beyond expectations
Bangkok Airways Condoms - Exclusive Service to Exotic Gems
Found some more Virgin Atlantic ones:
More experience than the name suggests
Love at first flight
You never forget your first time
Extra inches where it counts,"
all of the above were realy used, the Virgin ones were printed on the side of their aircraft | |
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Posted: 4/18/2008 12:13:01 PM | | Well in that case, aren't we all glad that Nothern Rock don't make condoms!!! | |
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Posted: 4/18/2008 11:33:59 PM | Frosted Flakes Comdoms...... They're great!!!!!
Pringles Condoms..... Bet you can't have one.
McDonald's Condoms....... I'm lovin it | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 7:27:59 AM | Miller-Lite condoms .... Tastes Great, Less Filling!
Rice O Roni condoms ... the San Francisco Treat
Wendy's condoms.... It's waaaayyy better than fast food.
War on Drugs condoms (sponsored by US government abstinence program) ... Just Say No
Cuban cigars condoms... When's the last time you had a good stiff Cuban?
Reese's condoms ... There's more than one way to eat a Reese's | |
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Posted: 4/22/2008 7:40:53 AM | 1. Breakfast of champions (Wheaties)
2. Where's the beef? (Wendy's)
3. melt in your mouth, not in your hand (M&M candies)
4. We bring good things to life (General Electric)
5. The quicker picker upper (Bounty)
6. Got real milk chocolate coconut
and munchy nuts, too.(Almond joy)
7. "Something special in the air."(American Airlines) | |
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Posted: 4/22/2008 9:28:14 PM | Energizer condoms - Keep going, going and going.
Duracell condoms - When it comes to making them last longer, we never stop.
Google condoms - I'm Feeling Lucky | |
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Posted: 4/27/2008 9:07:42 AM | girls scout condoms.......be prepared!
a.d.i.d.a.s condoms......all day I dream about sex!
intel condons......just put one on & leap a head!
maxwell house condoms....good to the last drop
magicians condoms....for my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer....
flinstone's condoms...will make ya bed rock!
plenty of fish condoms......for that one that didn't get away......
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Posted: 5/14/2008 6:56:18 AM | Hi everyone so funny loved it. but u cant beat that.
Barclays - Now there is a though | |
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