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| Blonde Jokes
Posted: 7/19/2007 6:32:44 AM | lmao these blonde jokes so funny. lol  and am a blonde lol | |
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| Blonde Jokes
Posted: 7/19/2007 7:23:41 AM | | A blonde goes to a night club act and its a ventriloquist with a dummy on his knee. The ventriloquist starts into a bunch of blonde jokes and his little dummy adds some more and the crowd is laughing hysterically. Finally the blonde stands up in the back and yells at him to stop. She says, "You know, its people like you who give all us blondes a bad name. Your jokes are terrible, unfair and bigotted. I have to endure this ridicule all day long everywhere I go because of these jokes and people like you". The ventriloquist stands up and says, "Geez lady, I'm real sorry you feel that way and now that i think of it, you are right, it is truly unfair. I apologise and promise I won't crack any more blonde jokes". She looks at him and gets even angrier and says, "Shut up, I wasn't even talking to you. I was talking to that insensitive little b*stard sitting on your knee!" | |
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| Blonde Jokes
Posted: 7/19/2007 7:26:34 AM | What is the definition of safe sex for a blonde?
A: A padded headboard on her bed
Q: What do you call the skeleton of a blond in a closet?
A: The 1992 World Hide and Seek Champion | |
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| Blonde Jokes
Posted: 7/19/2007 7:58:23 PM | What do you call a blonde with one brain cell...????.....
Pregnant. | |
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| Blonde Jokes
Posted: 7/16/2008 3:26:00 AM | How do you recognize a really dumb blond?
When you're down wind, you can smell the pine fresh Clorox | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 8:51:05 PM | Two Blondes With Hammers...
Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.
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Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk To ask what it was.
The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
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'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
'What's that,' he asked?
'Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,' she replied.
Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
The blond replied..... ...'Two popsicles and some coffee.
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.
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The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.
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'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.
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The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister.
Her mother died, too! | |
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| Blonde Jokes
Posted: 7/23/2008 12:20:34 PM | A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." | |
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| Blonde Jokes
Posted: 7/27/2008 7:20:17 PM | Q: how does a blond say good night/morning?
A: opens the back car door
Q: why does a blond wear hoop ear rings ?
A: more ankle room
Q: to a blond what does tgif stand for?
A1: tits go in front
A2: toes go in first
Q: how does a blond brain cell die
A: alone
Q: why did the blonde wear her panties around her ankles
A: so her crabs could get some air
Q: what is the horny cry of a blond
A1: i'm so drunk
A2:LOUDER I SAID I'M SO DRUNK
Q: what is the maiting cry of a brunette or red head ?
A: has that damned blond left yet | |
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