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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 7/21/2005 9:13:09 PM | | Yes, Yes, Yes, but the guy has to be mature, young men can't do it. women do it very well. I think the best Cyber-sex is from overseas..Aussies don't seem to get the "swing of it." Aussie Gals ain't bad. Cyber-sex is the "icing on the cake." Sincerely Suzzanne | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 7/21/2005 9:49:14 PM | | Web cams and microphones have changed the whole the playing field for Cyber Sex fans, I’ve never done it, most likely never will. As technology advances, cams become cheaper and platforms for voice chat get better, the possibilities for people to exchange images and voice will make things very interesting for sure. | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 7/21/2005 10:12:33 PM | | I lost my cyber virginity when I was about 16 or 17. I did it only once and won't do it again I thought it was stupid because there's no substituting the real thing. | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 7/21/2005 10:15:50 PM | this is sweet though.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8****of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me ****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby? | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 7/21/2005 10:20:18 PM | BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 7/21/2005 10:34:07 PM | so many good ones. all taken from http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
Jdogg:Hey
QT-Pie:Hey
Jdogg:whats goin on
QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie:what does that mean?
Jdogg:what are you wearing?
QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg:Garter belt?
QT-Pie:Ummm...no.
Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your **** stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my****puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it. | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 7/21/2005 11:19:59 PM | | No wonder you gave it away, that's kid's Chat-Line stuff; that's for boys and scatterbrained girls, I just "sign off" before they start on that. I've done it twice...first and the last time. I like long emails I can read in bed. I know the moment I get a request whether it's OK or not..Cyber-sex does not replace sex...it brings back memories of great cummmmms and whatever. I guess I get about thirty replies before I find a guy who can Cyber-Sex. Women score much better after all they need so much more. Truly Ingrid | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 10/25/2005 7:14:24 AM | | I'm guilty...a few times actually. I honestly got bored with it though. It was rather one sided, and I didn't get any satisfaction out of it for me. And yes, I do think cyber sex can be fun, if not actually fulfilling. It's all about getting insync and using your imagination. I think if you can get inside each other's heads and make it work online, make things "click" if you will, then you are one step closer to knowing what the other person wants/needs. I gave up on finding someone to do it for me online though. I put my efforts into writing my own erotica these days. http://simplynaughty.blogspot.com (assuming it's ok to post links here!) | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 5/7/2006 12:16:01 PM | well, you gotta admit, it comes with the perfect protection. hehehehe
To have good cybersex, you need a huge imagination and so does the person you do it with. | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 5/9/2006 11:38:05 PM | Yes to be honest, Just had a beautiful european man masturbate for me on web cam....whew...made me go take care of my self.....................TEE HEE
It was one of the biggest turn ons I had had in a LONG time.
He was about 9 years younger then me and great looking.
With the most beautiful body and face and great****that I had ever seen.
Very, very sweet. Did not start the converstaion like that, both just casual talking and to be honest, I actaully was the one that provoked the whole situation.
tell you the truth, If I had the money my rear end would had been on a plane that day to see this beautiful man, for only one night of screwing....It was outrageous.
For you Mr.Man and you know who you are...thank you, thank you, thank you.....
We shall "chat again" and this time, I too will have a web cam and we will masturbate together. | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 5/9/2006 11:48:46 PM | I put on my robe and wizard hat.... .....That still cracks me up after all these years. Those are too funny I wish I could find some I havent read before. | |
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| Would you, or have you, ever cyber-sexed?
Posted: 5/10/2006 1:40:04 AM | | i don't have a cam, and boys who play on cam for me are only mildly interesting...i get more turned on by a cyber dirty chat type of thing. a man with a creative mind & a playful chat style is a huge turn on for me. | |
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