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Posted: 4/23/2007 4:35:49 AM | try anything once twice if you like it
age is just a matter of mind if you don't mind it doesn't matter | |
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Posted: 5/5/2007 4:49:12 PM | I'll just quote my favourite blues musician/comedian/former wrestling manager, Reverend Billy C. Wirtz. . .
1) remember ladies, just because he's got a nice telescope, doesn't mean you're gonna see stars. . . 
2) remember guys -- if God never intended for ya to eat it, he'd've never made it look like a taco. . . 
3) never mind the lobster honey -- daddy's coming home with a whole mess o' crabs! 
4) she used to be a fisherman's daughter, but she reeled when she got the big rod! 
5) never judge a man til you've walked a mile in his shoes -- that way, if he's an a***hole, you've got his shoes & you're a mile away. . . 
6) aggravation is learning the 1st time that you can't do it a 2nd time, but real aggravation's learning the 2nd time that you couldn't do it the 1st time!  
7) once a king, always a king -- but once a knight's sure not enough! {read it out loud, if you don't get it!} 
http://www.reverendbilly.com
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Posted: 6/8/2007 3:29:11 AM | If life is a waste of time,and time is a waste of life.
Then lets all get wasted together,and have the time of our lives.
Beauty is only a light swith away.
The threads our dieing a slow death.
Thought I would bring this one back to the top.
Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!  | |
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Posted: 6/8/2007 6:52:48 AM | " What do you want for nothing,
your money back??"
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Posted: 6/12/2007 6:45:11 PM | 1. You can't steal second base while your foot is still on first.
2. Good things come to those who wait.......or, as an older neighbor used to say..."If it's fer ya, you'll git it!"
Same neighbour used to have a huge rock in his front yard with, "If you lived here, you'd be home now." I swear, the tourists flocked there and it had to be one of the most photographed areas in town!! Too funny. | |
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Posted: 7/21/2007 2:00:13 PM | "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read" Groucho Marx
"Live each day as if your hair were on fire."
"Youth is wasted on the young" Oscar Wilde
"I meander to the beat of a different drummer." (My personal philosphy)
"It's okay to do it with a nun, as long as you don't get into the habit."
"Definition of twice: once too many" (For those bad experiences)
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" | |
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Posted: 8/3/2007 9:48:03 PM | What the caterpillar calls the end of life, the master calls a butterfly...Richard Bach.
One thing that comes out in myths is that at the bottom of the abyss comes the voice of salvation. The black moment is the moment when the real message of transformation is going to come. At the darkest moment comes the light...
Joseph Campbell
Truly, it is in the darkness that one finds the light, so when we are in sorrow, then this light is nearest of all to us... Meister Eckhart | |
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Posted: 8/4/2007 7:06:34 AM | When life throw's you lemons,set up a lemonada stand!!!!!
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Posted: 8/17/2007 9:03:28 PM | **...beauty might be only skin deep...... but ugly goes right to the bone.
**...give him the clap.. he's had everything else..
**...Blessed are the cracked, for it is they who let in the light. | |
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Posted: 8/30/2007 4:56:47 AM | | i may be too old to cut the mustard.....but i can still lick the jar!!! | |
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Joined: 2/22/2006
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Posted: 9/2/2007 9:07:47 AM | 1. would you like a tray with your 4 coffee??
2. what was your order??
3. sorry what was your order again??
that was just one trip @ the drive thru !
"if the gloves don't fit you must aquit!!!" way to go johnnie | |
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Posted: 9/2/2007 10:49:34 AM | even better.. do you need a tray with that 1 coffee?
... who made the rules at Timmies that they have to ask everybody if they want or need a tray?.... it is a rule you know .. they HAVE to ask... everybody....no use of common sense allowed... | |
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Posted: 9/4/2007 12:14:50 AM | | A drunken mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. | |
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Posted: 9/5/2007 7:41:23 AM | | its all fun and games till someone loses an eye.......then it becomes a sport. | |
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Posted: 9/9/2007 4:26:06 AM | "Work expands to fill the time available for its completion." - C. Northcote Parkinson (1909-1993) first published the "law"in November, 1955 issue of The Economist in an essay entitled "Parkinson's Law,"
"The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think." - Aristotle
"Why Be Normal" - origin unknown, but Craig said this all the time from College age on...
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." - Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. - Ben Franklin
"To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intellingent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are three faithful friends -- an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Ben Franklin
"It is better to have people think you a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
"And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln
"You live, you learn You love, you learn You cry, you learn You lose, you learn You bleed, you learn You scream, you learn" - Alanis Morissette
"Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters." - Mark Twain
"Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil." - James Lane Allen
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein
"The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life." - Albert Einstein
"When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"The distance between the present system and our proposal is like comparing the distance between a Model T and the space shuttle. And I should know; I've seen both." - Ronald Reagan
"Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status." - Lao-Tzu
"A human being is part of a whole, called by us the 'Universe,' a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest--a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty." - Albert Eiestien
"We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles." - Mark Twain
"As you think, you travel, and as you love, you attract. You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you." - James Lane Allen
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself." - Albert Einstein
"When humans participate in ceremony, they enter a sacred space. Everything outside of that space shrivels in importance. Time takes on a different dimension. Emotions flow more freely. The bodies of participants become filled with the energy of life, and this energy reaches out and blesses the creation around them. All is made new; everything becomes sacred." - Sun Bear
and my favorite:
"When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large. When you ask permission, you give someone veto power over your life." - Geoffrey F. Abert | |
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Posted: 9/25/2007 2:46:07 PM | my favourite phrase are:
"proper 'ting"
"what odds" | |
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Joined: 4/16/2008
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Posted: 7/8/2008 11:33:10 AM | | "My mind has been the most discontented and restless one that ever was put into a body too small for it. I never felt my mind repose upon anything with complete and undistracted enjoyment- upon no person but you. When you are in the room my thoughts never fly out of window: you always concentrate my whole senses". John Keats (Letters to Fanny) | |
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Posted: 7/13/2008 7:23:12 PM | My Dad's favorite saying.
We should go to bed now,and let these nice people go home | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 9:09:18 PM | If kisses were raindrops Ill send you showers.
If hugs were a second I'll send you hours.
If smiles were like water I'll send you the sea.
If friendship were a person I'll send you Me.
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Posted: 9/28/2008 8:42:53 AM | | I will try anything once as long as it doesnt kill me or get me thrown into jail... | |
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