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Posted: 9/27/2007 10:18:51 AM | well, delayed gratification was never my strong point....I've always been so impatient.....my Aries moon and mars.....but I see now had I waited, I could have been anything.....my education is the thing I regret, but I've really no innate talents other than writing, which is a notoriously fickle field....
Did I have enough talent to stand out beyond the ferocious competition? I used to dream of becoming a reporter, a columnist.....I would think blogging would be a way to find out if you had what it takes.......without paying someone to publish.....
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time for a little social dissension......
canon-ball
unless it is pure and untainted
the departed soul cannot be sainted
it is claimed that they do not decay
raising brows of this skeptic today
is a relic a genuine treasure
or a scam of a scurrilous measure?
separation of church and of state
came several centuries late
and the wars fought over religion
diminished the dove to a pigeon
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Posted: 9/27/2007 11:51:42 AM | too true too true
christian crusaders
and islamofascists
have reduced the pidgeon
to one celled blind cysts | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 9:55:26 AM | okay, time to bring in the clowns......next several postings will be the silly stuff.....
But Ravin gal I'm glad you're here
it keeps my butt glued to my chair
not getting done the stuff I must
like mopping floors and tackling dust
I'm just a very naughty lass
and love to sit upon my a*s*s
and think of clever things to say
who cares for dishes, anyway? | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 10:01:07 AM | this was written for a challenge in Erik's thread......
Naughty Objects of Lust
Christopher Lambert was a real surprise
he was in Highlander the movie
with Sean Connery and other guys
and the kilts looked pretty groovy
my daughters call him peanut head
and tease me for my crush
but I would let him warm my bed
he gives my blood a rush
Clint Eastwood in his younger days
was really quite the stud
he still looks good for his age
though a little old for my blood
Bruce Willis and Jet Li too
are sporting quite the bodies
their six pack abs make women coo
because they both are hotties
I'd ride Viggo Mortenson
harder than he rode that horse
Antonio Banderas is
a hot latino man, of course
and I like Denzel Washington
because he has a purty mouth
but any of the men above
could pleasure me down south
oy, I'm going to hell for this one.......... | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 10:25:20 AM | well hell, no one should go there unaccompanied!!!!! 
Mel Gibson has a twinkle in his eye
that makes my clit winkle
Sean Connery has a longing in his brogue
that inspires kinky wronglings
Tom Cruise has a smile so beguiling
I can't breathe from all my sighling.
BUT:
Daniel Day Lewis?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
has eyes that have tasted passion
and eat me
lick me
into hot
molten
rivers of
lust
lavaing my
vulva
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Posted: 9/30/2007 11:06:03 AM | Yes, he was a good man
As long as it suited him
He ran away from home
For I still breastfed
I ignored the nights he
Decided not to come home
Three children under the age of five
They deserved my attention
He needed to grow up
I still vow even a “nice guy”
Is the same, it just takes more time
To recognise they are all the same
This foolish heart
Prayers for a unique one
I don’t need an actor
thanks Brizo for the inspiration | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 12:31:19 PM | I knew today would be different
Tried waiting for the love
In all the right or wrong places
Then the parking meter ran down
Loud argument with the meter maid
Sharply debating her ill-breeding
I hate these messy court cases | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 12:35:43 PM | | nothing wrong with dreaming ladies *grin* fiction and movies take us to magical places! | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 1:25:59 PM | Morgan Freeman.
That's all
No more
You'll never know
But absolutely
I'll end in hell
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Posted: 9/30/2007 1:35:29 PM | ya think you can give me a refresher course???? i got me a date next weekend!!!!       | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 2:02:38 PM | Brad Pitt
If I had a clit
On his face
I'd like to sit | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 2:08:17 PM | Angelina might get in a snit
she could cum too
I'd care not a whit | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 2:33:51 PM | If I had a hammer
I'd pry Ernest Bor-or-gnine
Away from Sonia Braga
Where ever in the world,
I'd hammer out his googly eyes
I'd hammer out the injustice of his surprise
I'd hammerstroke So-(aw-aw) on-ia
Where ever in the world!
(Apologies, Sweetheart, it was a demented Berryman Dream Song escapade, ha).
And it's all your fault, brizo. | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 2:49:57 PM | lol okay...let's ruin her thread too..
I hired mike hammer as a private eye
asked him to get the low down on my new set of thighs
but I didn't mean for him to spread them by prying
...sighing...
when I handed him his check I almost cried
her vagina was dripping and spread out wide
I nearly committed clitoricyde
she had a tattoo on her mound that said I only do uncircumsized | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 7:05:12 PM | ya think you can give me a refresher course???? i got me a date next weekend!!!
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Gleaned from my experience last week-end:
1. Wear clean underpants (like yer mama always said)
2. Don't gitcher hopes up.
3. Don't forget your mad money
4. Have a good time!
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Posted: 9/30/2007 8:16:15 PM | AA, I hear you.......sometimes I felt like the ex was competing for attention with his own offspring....
Eye, at least you were parked somewhere.....I don't know what's wrong with the ladies in your area, they must be blind......
The rest of you troublemakers..... I was surprised at the traffic in here, while I was out trying to start the freakin frakkin weed eater.....thanks for the laughs, sincerely....... since it never did start, I really needed a chuckle to get the blood pressure back down.....my eyes were bulging worse than Ernests........
Clean panties eh, Wooby?
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fruit of the loom
as the twins go on their way
on both sides of my chest
I think of Howard Hughes
he really did know best
the Secret of Victoria
was never really mute
men love to view the glory of
the lacy gartered loot
the pantalizing
tantalizing
scantalizing
fruit
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Posted: 9/30/2007 8:22:00 PM | | you always make me smile!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 8:42:33 PM | I couldn't resist Brizo *grin*
Dressed like a woman
There is nothing that makes you feel
More like a woman
Than putting on black silk stockings
And not the kind your mama told you about
Slipping into high healed shoes
And heading out on the town
Compliments of being a woman
From the lacy, racy lingerie store
Lost in the back boudoir of bustier
Baby dolls and panty heaven
Designed by a woman for comfort and decadence?
There had to be a man behind the machine
Because after a few hours you can’t wait to rip them off. | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 8:56:36 PM | hey gals......
I like those new tangas, the stretch lace ones......I like knowing whatever I look like on the outside, demure, or wearing a uniform, or outside in my sweats doing yardwork, I have on racy, kick*a*s*s underwear......
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whips, chains and bad checks
no TV party
in the bedroom tonight
oh the magnificence
of whips and chains
where is the line
where pain
morphs into pleasure
the hesitation
outrage bows to submission
so sweet
tilt the mirror
to see how we are......
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Posted: 9/30/2007 9:15:38 PM | Living in a house of teenage girls
You can get stuck in those thongs
Didn’t you know?
They now light up in the dark
Flashing signs sewn right into the fabric
Well whatever fabric exists
I see them hanging on the clothes racks
All down my hall almost to my bedroom
Like bright coloured flags
With the logos saying look at me
What more can a mother expect
From her daughters?
At least they keep them clean. | |
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Posted: 9/30/2007 11:06:20 PM | And now I know too, Brizo!
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Posted: 10/1/2007 12:37:16 AM | When she got out the whip, saw this is not Charades
Personally I'm not into pain during my Sexcapades
She beat me black and blue
Kicked me with her boot too
She Said, “Hope you got good insurance,
When I’m done, you gonna’ need nurse’s aid”
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Posted: 10/2/2007 6:30:57 PM | Autumn, my daughters like the butt floss too.....I tried it, and it's okay, but I like tangas better....
It's okay Solo, your turn, boxers, briefs or nature?
Eye, have you ever seen the Evelyn Rainbird Ltd. catalogue? Fetish stuff.....the ballgags are my sticking point, I think....how sexy can someone look with a pool ball in their mouth? Besides, you're SUPPOSED to make noise when you're in pain....sheesh.....
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Ya gotta be an aussie
to understand
the love for vegemite
the first taste
of the jar of paste
and many make
the awful face
but then the glow
of vitamin B
sings through the veins
and you smile the zesty
aussie smile
and butter another
toast for a trial
hooked to endorphins
you come to crave
a little brown jar
of beer barrel save
another odd addition
from the land down under
koalas, wallabys, playtypusses (sp?)
kangaroos
the continent fills me
with a sense of wonder
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Posted: 10/2/2007 7:24:00 PM | Advise from the mother
to daughter in distress
the kitten has flees
ugly little pesks
(not her exact words mind you)
she is itching all over
the cat has caught her brain
and filled it with solutions
but all in vain
please ladies please
tell me
I have not experienced this frustration
mother's words of widom
are laughing with sympathy
thinking about my miss clean
in a house full of flees
sounds like something for Dr. Seus? | |
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Posted: 10/2/2007 8:13:50 PM | | you have the gift, brizo; and i love that you share it. | |
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