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azrael
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Joined: 5/12/2005
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| The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 5/27/2005 10:49:59 PM | don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer
if life gives you lemons, drink more tequilla
i'd rather have a bottle infront of me then a frontal lombotomy
the girls you get you don't want, and the ones you want you don't get
sometimes things happen
huh?
the answer to all lifes questions is......... 3
i'm the only one who can roll a dice and come up with 0
if at first you don't succeed, lower your standards
when in doubt, watch tv
hemophrodites: brings a whole new meaning to the term "go **** yourself"
save the tuna, eat dolphin
wanna meet jimmy hoffa?
a real friend will hold the wheel while you pee out the window
2 is company, 3 is a good night waiting to happen
your gonna drive me to drink.............. i drove last time
i need a drink..... | |
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jconk
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Joined: 4/21/2005
Msg: 32 | |
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| The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 5/29/2005 9:41:41 PM | Life sucks.
Then you die.
Then they throw dirt in your face.
Then the worms eat you.
Be grateful it happens in that order.
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't. | |
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| The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 5/31/2005 2:07:17 AM | To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are...
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your Destiny... | |
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| The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/2/2005 7:07:57 AM | Often wrong, never in doubt
I pity those that do not drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day........LBJ
If at first you don't suceed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed.....Curley Howard
Friends don't let friends fish drunk
and my all time favorite:
Life is like a poop sandwich, the more bread ya got, the less poop ya have to eat | |
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| The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/2/2005 3:14:06 PM | Never eat yellow snow, and don't dance in blue ran.
If at first you don't suceed kick it harder.
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. | |
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| The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/2/2005 11:58:44 PM | A good friend will bail you out of jail
A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn! we ****ed up"
bumper sticker : Cash, Ass or grass, no one rides for free! | |
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| The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/3/2005 4:01:06 AM | Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand- strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up. totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO ~~~ What a Ride!!  | |
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