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 backoftheque

Joined: 5/3/2005
Msg: 51
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/3/2005 5:21:40 AM
^^^ Hell f*ckin yeah beachin...I'm with ya there!! *looks for strawberry smilie*
 Babycakes200579

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 52
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/3/2005 7:23:47 AM
lol...hell yea!...im glad sumone agrees...lol
 purring_kitten

Joined: 5/30/2005
Msg: 53
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/4/2005 2:06:40 PM
those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind
 mind_reader

Joined: 5/9/2005
Msg: 54
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/4/2005 3:35:53 PM
Without loving yourself first, you wouldn't be able to love someone else.
 americangentleman

Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 55
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/5/2005 3:05:57 AM
From Al Bundy:

It's not cheating unless your caught!
 MILZ

Joined: 6/3/2005
Msg: 56
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/5/2005 8:52:45 AM
Go big or go home....



Do what you gotta do....
 JUSTINBOY88

Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 57
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/6/2005 3:16:14 AM
if you love something let it go,if it does not come back hunt it down and kill it.
 kingada

Joined: 5/26/2005
Msg: 58
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/10/2005 1:39:27 AM
SAVE A TREE... EAT A BEAVER.

(I'm sorry, i just saw it today i thought it was the funniest sh*t ever)
 backoftheque

Joined: 5/3/2005
Msg: 59
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/10/2005 2:07:57 AM
^^

good advice ,king!

d*mn trees and their evil ways
 beachinbabe

Joined: 12/14/2004
Msg: 60
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/10/2005 4:40:31 AM
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand- strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up. totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO ~~~ What a Ride!!
 WeekendHuntressKatelynn21

Joined: 3/25/2005
Msg: 61
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/10/2005 7:34:38 PM
I love me! I am so great! Would you love me too? I think SO!

My own personal motto

lol
 HangoverGal

Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 62
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Posted: 6/10/2005 8:32:27 PM
Mine isnt funny, but it's what I live by haha.

Expect the worst, hope for the best.

Or.. I'm not sure if I can say this.. But..

Lifes like a**** when it gets hard, **** it!

HG
 CoffeeMan

Joined: 6/7/2005
Msg: 63
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Posted: 6/11/2005 10:43:35 AM
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
 dizzyspinner

Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 64
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/17/2005 12:23:14 PM
I stick by my principles. If you don't like them i have others.
 lonelyguy60652

Joined: 2/2/2005
Msg: 65
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Posted: 6/17/2005 12:32:01 PM
Nice F*cking model "honk honk"
 justskippingstones

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 66
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Posted: 6/18/2005 8:08:57 AM
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West

 Tucsonted

Joined: 10/16/2004
Msg: 67
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Posted: 6/18/2005 9:44:14 AM
What if the 'Hokey Pokey' is what lifes all about.
 BeachPerson

Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 68
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/18/2005 9:49:59 AM
"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."
 sexy ladie

Joined: 5/3/2005
Msg: 69
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/18/2005 4:54:05 PM
never buy anything that has a wooden handle it means hard work
 MasterBart

Joined: 6/20/2004
Msg: 70
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/18/2005 5:21:23 PM
My REAL #1 motto is

WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID, DON'T GET CAUGHT.

I also like
"The fastest way to a woman's heart is through the rib cage."

(Bumper sticker)
"I brake for... oh sh*t, NO BRAKES!"
 craig man

Joined: 9/14/2004
Msg: 71
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/18/2005 10:52:33 PM
week end huntress,maybe your handle should be figjam,**** im good just ask me lol
 snorkeler

Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 72
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/19/2005 9:50:41 PM
2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do.

don't drink water fish f*ck in it...WCfeilds

Eat Drink and Don't Mary
 red_beard40

Joined: 3/31/2005
Msg: 73
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/20/2005 12:03:19 AM
Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
 smitten2meetu

Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 74
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Posted: 6/20/2005 12:25:59 AM
A wise man holds a cat, and names his dogs after days of the week.
 NittanyLion

Joined: 2/19/2005
Msg: 75
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/26/2005 8:24:23 PM
A dog is a dog unless he's facing you. Then he's Mr. Dog. ~unidentified Haitian farmer.
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