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 HavinFunRU

Joined: 6/22/2005
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/27/2005 10:42:16 AM
Be forever a student. He and he alone is an old man who feels that he has learnt enough and has no need for more knowledge.

Sivananda, Indian Physician
 Littlefriend

Joined: 6/2/2005
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 6/27/2005 10:54:00 AM
No man is worthless, 'cause he can always be used as a bad example.

Working hard is like peeing inside your wetsuit, no one seems to notice, but you do get a warm sensation.
 sassysarah22

Joined: 8/24/2005
Msg: 78
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:39:19 PM
live life like its your last
 Sierrasman

Joined: 7/7/2005
Msg: 79
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:42:50 PM
Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.
 magus814

Joined: 7/20/2005
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 11/9/2005 11:29:55 PM
Think like a dog ...........

"If you can't eat it or **** it ........piss on it!
 magus814

Joined: 7/20/2005
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 11/9/2005 11:30:30 PM
Think like a dog ...........

"If you can't eat it or f**k it ........piss on it!
 SeaAngel

Joined: 10/29/2005
Msg: 82
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 11/9/2005 11:33:44 PM
"Vengence is a lazy form of grief."-The Interpeter.
 SeaAngel

Joined: 10/29/2005
Msg: 83
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 11/10/2005 1:07:23 AM
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate
them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them
 time to share

Joined: 10/24/2005
Msg: 84
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 11/15/2005 11:35:56 PM
sea angle how true is that!
 lltuff4u

Joined: 10/24/2005
Msg: 85
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Posted: 11/16/2005 8:54:35 AM
Mean people suck....dispute:


Nice people swollow :
 sweetblueyedarling

Joined: 9/30/2005
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 11/16/2005 2:37:58 PM
Its better to lose a lover than to love a loser.
 Wiccan_Ways

Joined: 1/6/2005
Msg: 87
The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 4/7/2006 12:22:08 AM
Live each day to the fulliest..yesterday is the past ..Tomorrow is the future.. Today is a gift ..that is why we call it the PRESENT!!
 gen76

Joined: 3/22/2006
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Posted: 4/7/2006 4:39:20 AM
"All people improve the gene pool, some by birth, others by their demise." ~A. Chamberlain
 BBWBLUECATEYEZ

Joined: 11/25/2005
Msg: 89
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Posted: 4/7/2006 8:06:38 AM
Sh*t happens then you die!

Don't take life to serious... it might kill you.
 sexy_momma

Joined: 3/4/2005
Msg: 90
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Posted: 4/7/2006 9:07:07 AM
well said...!

thank god for birth control
 •·§wëët§·•

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 91
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:11:48 AM
Sex is like pizza.. when its good, its real good... when its bad.. its still pretty good
 cassandra89

Joined: 3/17/2006
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 4/7/2006 11:12:14 AM
when life hands you lemons.. squeeze the juice in a squirt gun and squirt it in everyones eyes
 stan2gud

Joined: 3/4/2006
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 4/7/2006 11:46:15 AM
Marcia Lewis to her daughter Monica Lewinsky --

"If at first you don't suck seed, try, try again."

Note: starting in sixth grade, her classmates voted Monica "the girl most likely to suck seed"
 elahair

Joined: 3/10/2006
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Posted: 4/27/2006 8:58:01 AM
Live everyday as if it was your last and one day you will be right
 just_me_13

Joined: 4/21/2006
Msg: 95
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Posted: 4/27/2006 1:06:02 PM
Ron White said it best "If life gives you lemons make lemonade and then find someone whose life has given them Vodka and you have one helluva party!!"
 bobby7

Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 96
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Posted: 4/27/2006 4:01:52 PM
Ya can pick yer friends; Ya can pick yer nose; But ya can't pick yer friends nose...
 Pasada

Joined: 2/2/2006
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Posted: 4/27/2006 4:44:26 PM
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." -Mae West

"October and April are the worst months to buy stock. The others are May, August, December, September, Februrary, July, January, November, March and June." -Mark Twain

"If the shoe fits, kick someone."
"A man standing on a chair in a room full of midgets is first a god, then a target, and finally a landmark."
"There's a lot to be said for thinking with your**** The average penis will stand up for what it wants a lot more than the average man." -All three preceeding attributed to the notorious Solomon Short.
 banffguy

Joined: 3/26/2006
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 4/27/2006 5:51:29 PM
Don't bite it.
 R6Clubber

Joined: 4/23/2006
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Posted: 4/28/2006 9:07:50 PM
If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is not for you!
 commonsens

Joined: 2/28/2006
Msg: 100
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Posted: 4/28/2006 9:23:28 PM
You cannot play russian roulette with a grenade.
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