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 startagain

Joined: 4/27/2005
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 4/29/2006 3:34:27 AM
YOU NEVER KNOW TILL YOU TRY OR ASK.
 commonsens

Joined: 2/28/2006
Msg: 102
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Posted: 4/29/2006 6:48:13 AM
"Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent lifeform down here"
 Prairie Orchid

Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 103
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Posted: 4/29/2006 10:39:54 AM
Love as though you will never get hurt.

I am going to live within my income even if i have to borrow money to do it!
 mr_ultimo

Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 104
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Posted: 11/12/2006 7:44:13 AM
If you can't think of anything intelligent to say, don't worry
there's a great career oppotunity awaiting you as a
ventriliquist's dummy
 the_brat

Joined: 2/21/2005
Msg: 105
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Posted: 11/12/2006 9:06:40 AM
pain happens, suffering is optional
 Sassylittlething

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 106
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Posted: 12/15/2006 9:01:53 PM
I'm not mean....you're just a sissy

 Sombient

Joined: 9/29/2006
Msg: 107
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Posted: 12/15/2006 9:43:30 PM
"There's no mind in my doubt!"

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 RoamingCapt

Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 108
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 12/16/2006 3:22:34 AM
Okay, my real one:

You don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't get up again.

Funny ones:

A good girl is hard to find a bad girl is hard to resist.
If the dove is the bird of love, what's the bird of true love? The swallow.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.
Friends are like condoms, they protect us when things get hard.
The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all is the one who argues with him .
 sassyfox

Joined: 4/29/2006
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Posted: 12/16/2006 5:15:18 AM
Love is NOT about finding someone you can live with, but rather someone you can't live without.

It's a dog eat dog world & today I'm wearing milkbone underwear!....Norm (Cheers)

Live the life you imagine.

Every new beginning comes from someone else's ending.''
 teddybear1981

Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 110
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Posted: 1/5/2007 8:40:06 PM
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
 teddybear1981

Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 111
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Posted: 1/5/2007 8:40:36 PM
I would if I could,but I can't so I won't.
 MEZMRYZ

Joined: 1/1/2007
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Posted: 1/5/2007 9:15:59 PM
dont wait for the light at the end of the tunnell 2 light up...run down there & light the damn thing yourself...hehe
 Better.Sound

Joined: 12/10/2006
Msg: 113
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Posted: 1/6/2007 12:27:29 AM
"life's a ****... buy a helmet"

sarcastically: "THAT'S GREAT!....... would you like a hero pin, or a chest to pin it on?"
 crossmovement

Joined: 8/30/2006
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Posted: 1/6/2007 12:51:26 AM
Friends Dont Let Friends Drive Hondas
 elahair

Joined: 3/10/2006
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Posted: 1/6/2007 7:04:17 PM
Friends dont let friends ride fat chicks!
 D_rail

Joined: 1/1/2007
Msg: 116
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Posted: 1/6/2007 7:16:44 PM
Never throw sh#t at a man with a gun,
and never stand beside someone who is throwing sh#t at a man with a gun.
 AmeliaEarhart

Joined: 11/6/2006
Msg: 117
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Posted: 1/6/2007 7:18:00 PM
Give me irony or give me death.

--Patrick Henry's funny brother
 alyosha

Joined: 11/13/2006
Msg: 118
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Posted: 1/7/2007 10:12:04 AM
When I finally find the answer, I hope I remember the question.

Me
 teddybear1981

Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 119
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Posted: 1/7/2007 2:23:08 PM
There's no "I" in "team",but there's a "me".
 Quadly

Joined: 8/5/2005
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Posted: 1/7/2007 8:21:30 PM
if you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull$hit.
 ft mac sweetie

Joined: 6/21/2006
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 1/7/2007 8:49:42 PM
When someone pisses you off buy them a vibrater and tell them to f*** themselves
 wndmanitou

Joined: 12/6/2006
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The motto everyone should live by!!
Posted: 1/8/2007 12:22:57 PM
BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR, SMILE GOD LOVES YOU...........everybody else thinnks you're an ***hole
 wndmanitou

Joined: 12/6/2006
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Posted: 1/8/2007 12:25:30 PM
Never carry your pills in the same pocket your change is in,I once swallowed two dollars and fifty nine cents.
 b1965w

Joined: 8/2/2006
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Posted: 1/8/2007 2:06:44 PM
Don't expect someone else to make you happy unless you are already happy with yourself.
 b1965w

Joined: 8/2/2006
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Posted: 1/8/2007 2:21:21 PM
just found this one....think it is great.

" Dream as if you'll live forever, live and love as if you'll die tomorrow"
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