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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/18/2007 4:48:37 PM | OMG . . . . LMFAO!!!!!! 
I sooooooooo LOVE the forums . . . . ya are soooooooooooooo FREAKEN FUNNY!!!!
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/18/2007 5:02:25 PM |
I've heard that the clit is pretty key, so i primarily focus on the clit throwing in some variations now and then. Is there any truth to the clit being most important?
Well yeah it's important, but that is truly the problem with many men. They dive right in to the clit and focus so much of their tongue there that you become numb and can't even enjoy what should be very relaxing and pleaurable.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris occasionally. | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/18/2007 6:25:24 PM | Put a boston cream pie in front of his face and tell him to go nuts!! tell him he can only use his hands to poke the center once in awile . . . if he has done well take him out somewhere special . . . like the strippers  | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/18/2007 6:50:19 PM | u gotta go slow, and use the WHOLE tongue especially the fat part (wetter is better)
and don't use just the tip of tongue and wiggle fast as hell.
ps the labia (**** lips) are yummy too, don't just charge for the clittorous, and kiss her stomach and legs. yum | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/18/2007 6:51:14 PM | | juat get him down there and direct with moans. i know from what i heard,i like it done different then other girls,so let him learn what you like. | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/19/2007 10:26:13 AM | Pour some Beer on it,in it ,the beer smell will attract him ! Place a tiny piece of pizza down there. Put the TV, remote control in the vagina, attach a small string . If he wants to watch TV, he will learn too muff dive!
Let him watch a video ,of you and another guy doing it !
Darn was going say stick his nose in it. Just like teaching a puppy not to pee on the floor!
Get all worked up nice and wet, have him placed between your legs . Nose pointed , grab on each ear , slowly pull till his nose is in . When he starts turning blue , let him up for air ! Than repete till he gets the message or suffocates !
Most guys remmeber birth , its just the opposit , come out head first ! Go back In ,head first !
Wondering if this is joke thread ,omg thought all guy knew how to lick bite the kitty !
If that dont work ,find anew boy friend ! OR ,
Like the one gal said , get a girl friend , cat lickers   | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/19/2007 10:38:29 AM | | Tell him that all women are different and will respond in different ways to different techniques. Then tell him to react to your pleasure until he learns what you like. | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/19/2007 11:58:41 PM | | As many have already said, the most important thing is communication, since every person is unique. However, since knowledge is really helpful, a wonderful resource is Ian Kerner's book -- She Comes First -- and also his newer book - He Comes Next. I bought both from Amazon and/or Barnes & Noble, and think they should be required reading for anyone having or wanting to have sex. Awesome, fabulous books that explain a lot about sex in general and oral sex in particular and they debunk a lot of myths as well (many of which I see promoted as fact in this and other threads!). Really, read them both. | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/20/2007 12:23:15 AM | First shower. And if it's not there, it's not there. But, shower first for sure.
Then go to an older guy and you learn how it's done right, and then you go back and teach the Young Uns, or stick to the old masters! | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/20/2007 1:17:26 AM | Here's a thought...take something thing he really enjoys, like chocolate syrup, whipping cream, or honey, and put it in the places you want him to lick...put it on thicker where you want more action, and lightly where you want less...and keep it dynamic...you can keep applying it as you feel the urge. Just be careful that it is not something that can contribute to an infection if it gets inside of you.
Combine this with audio clues such as groans and moans when he hits things just right, or perhaps visuals like gyrating when he is making your sparks fly.
Most men have a built in guide called a nose. They can sense pheromone secretion on a subconscious level, and it causes a physiological response. If you are physiologically very responsive, he will most likely be able to tell the difference between what's working and what is not. Also, a woman's "juices" change flavor and viscosity depending on many things, but often a man can detect a change while giving her oral ministrations.
All these cues can combine to make a very pleasant encounter for both parties, if they are relaxed and there are no psychological battles for him to fight internally.
The last thing you want to do to him is undermine his confidence. I still remember a woman whose vagina was particularly quirky and sensitive. She would love one thing one day, and it would cause her pain or discomfort on another...the man did not change anything, but the woman's sensitivity threshold changed. She made the mistake of saying things like "Ouch, YOU are hurting me", or "why are YOU doing that to me". It would have been much more productive for her to say that HER vagina was too sensitive today, and ask him to go a bit softer, or in a different direction because of that.
Male egos can be delicate at times...and they do like to please...so guide it, and let it happen...once he thinks of himself as a real stud muffin woman pleaser, he'll want to please you more often. | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/20/2007 5:00:30 PM | | Just be careful of your overbite. That's when you are eating **** and it taste like shit. I think I heard that in 7th grade. I can't believe I am reading these posts. It's like the internets version of reality TV. Some of you guys/gals are funny because you're trying to be but those who are not trying to be funny...you guys are absolutely hysterical. keep up the good work...I'm being entertained | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/20/2007 6:43:40 PM | u want a suggestion???
shave urself.. around the important bits or wax.. and when ur getting into the sex.. have previous on hand.. a (easy to pour) chocolate, or honey or such sweet liquidy thing.. and pour it there.. go
"oops, my bad i made a mess, lick that up for me baby" (or any kind of phrase ur comfortable with)
he either will and realise tastes bloody good (wonder why) (o perhaps find out if he likes chocolate or honey or such, or if allergic or could go downhill fast) and might suck (pardon pun) at it at first.. but getting him down there is the first step.. teaching him how u like it the second.. and then to play around a bit more.. pour some on him.. and get in a 69...
i dont know. is it that hard really? (pardon the pun again) | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/20/2007 6:57:00 PM | oh good grief... werent they just born to know?
I mean, Im sure if need be, their moms have the instructions somewhere  | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/20/2007 7:08:06 PM | Hold his head in the right place and moan.....with the mmmmmm's and the ahhhhhh's and let him know u like it...OR...... give him oral make it amazing and when your done ...say now thats how I like to be done daily...LOL  | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/20/2007 9:15:13 PM | OK well first off I would never talk about an ex right before you are gonna try and get him to give you oral pleasure, as for me , i would just be honest and say hey , you know what lover man , i really like oral pleasure would you like to go down on me . It's really not hard to figure out how to do it , I am sure he can figuer it out , or maybe give him a good movie to watch for some pointers , seriously though good communication is the best way , just be honest and hope for the best  | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/21/2007 12:51:48 AM | mmmnicky,feck, U beat me to the punch :( I was going to say chocy sauce.Dammit woman.Oh well Ill live.
And SebringSilverCorvette lol ,dood your rude,crude and socially unacceptable.Funny as hell though. | |
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| How do you teach a guy to give oral?
Posted: 3/21/2007 3:22:32 AM | - Give him a blowjob first. Do it the best way you can.
- When he's all hot and horny, do the 69. His horniness will make him loosen up....if he loosens up, then his tongue loosens up.
- He will NOT hit the spot on the first go ( if he does, that's great! )...but when he hits it once in a while, moan and groan and grab his head the right way to give him cues that he's hitting it.
- If he's too hard with the tongue, shift your position just slightly and whisper to him that you want it " gentler "....or take his face and kiss him very gently with the flat of your tongue ( a very sensual french kiss ) and tell him, " Like that....kiss me like that down there ". He will get the idea.
- If he's too soft, arch your back and push your p*ssy towards him and basically rub and pull a bit at his hair to tell him that you want it harder. Don't bark it out...just moan it out that you want it " harder ".
- Grab his hands too, and guide them on where to touch you as he's licking and sucking
- The more you practice like this....the better he will become at it ( especially if he's a good learner and he's perceptive to your body movements, sounds and actions ). | |
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