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Posted: 3/21/2007 5:07:54 PM | "You're the only one who drives me crazy and wild at the same time. I just don't get it" she said.
"Honey?"
"Yes, Michael."
"Where exactly were you going with just your hiking boots on? I know it's hot outside but in the buff?"
"Oh, excuse me" replied Victoria. "I was a little upset."
"Well, why don't you remove those boots, come over here and lie naked with me?" suggested Michael in his deep most sensual voice.
She lay down on the sleeping bag as Michael began to remove his boxers. Just when he was about to kiss her the sound of twigs breaking could be heard right in front of their tent . . . | |
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Posted: 3/21/2007 5:20:04 PM | "Michael...," Victoria's voice sounded afraid in the dark. "It's a good thing you didn't
remove your Boxers."
"Why?" Michael was puzzled.
"We need them to protect us from those German Shepherds outside. Can't you hear
those branches cracking? They must be huge."
Michael peered through the plastic tent window. "Don't worry," he reassured her. "They're
only Jack Russells.My Boxers can take them down any time." | |
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Posted: 3/21/2007 6:27:05 PM | | He takes her into his arms and says "Don't worry babe ... I'll keep you safe." She melts into his arms and kisses him ... gentle at first and then with more and more passion. She can feel her heart start to race ... Michael pulls away .... | |
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Posted: 3/22/2007 8:52:27 PM | | .. that could try to be different with me, why try to be different in this way, in a way that's just odd. Why couldn't you have been different by just loving me for who I am and being yourself...? " she asked him in the rhetorical fashion that people sometimes do when any response would be beating a dead horse... as she finished getting dressed he couldn't help contemplating what would possess him to lie to her... and as he was thinking about this the coy laughter of two boys could be heard carried on the crisp morning breeze as they had joyfully escaped the structured chores of their parents at least for a little while tossing a football between themselves. Jeremy couldn't help but feel bittersweet about the newfound morning's freedom having traded at most a couple hours of freedom for the responsibility of watching his baby sister Tasha, who was ambling as gracefully as a four year old can, fascinated ineffably by every color of leaf, rock, and creature in the expanse between tents. Jeremy's smile began to sour as he noticed how far ahead of her his friend Bobby had gotten. She had a habit of getting lost and crying and getting him in trouble, but not today.. today would be different... if it killed him he was going to avoid trouble this Saturday.... | |
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Posted: 3/25/2007 10:31:49 AM | | His alarm rang! It was like a razor going through his head. It had been three days now since he had more than two hours sleep and it was beginning to wear on him. | |
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Posted: 4/1/2007 11:59:53 PM | Michael's bout with parallel universi comes to conclusion and he is back in the tent...
'erhg' he said (or whatever noise a brave man makes when a knitting needle sinks into his kidney) 'actually i put the boxers in the wash before i left'.
Releasing a panting Victoria, he pulls out the needle and gore creeps through the tent..
in front of which two large men wearing Jack Russel name tags are eating KFC .
Victoria darling you will have to be brave. They are not using cutlery. You and Gore will have to make a run for it. Don't worry about me, if things get rough, i will sing 'the lonely goatheard' and he pushes the half clad Victoria out of the tent. | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 7:13:53 AM | | to walk all over me I think it's time things turned around so lets massage that little thing of yours and put a smile on your face sweet cheeks so... | |
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Posted: 4/3/2007 2:59:28 PM | | ...I have known none has touched me in the way you have. They both smile sweetly as they remembered the first time they.... | |
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Posted: 4/4/2007 8:32:54 PM | ...slept in a sensory deprivation chamber - the day after watching "Altered States", if Madeleine Albright's memory was to be trusted - iffy at best, sure, considering her present mental state.
"I don't get it. We're supposed to be in the middle of Nowhere, North Dakota and there just happen to be two guys who stumble upon us AND they've got KFC? Not to mention that they were a couple different species there for a bit... and Richard"
"Hrmpffff!"
"Excuse me, Mr. Cheney. Why do you have a spork sticking out of your kidney? And, wait, we couldn't, not the two of us... THAT cuts it!"
Madeleine reaches for the handle and opens the chamber lid.
"That was just way too weird. I need to get back to normality."
She steps out and realizes three things. First, she is really Anna Hastings, from Asheville, NC. Second, she is still slightly aroused. Third, she has, against all the odds, stepped out into CHARM's profile.
"Oh boy." | |
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Posted: 4/10/2007 12:45:32 PM | "Oh Boy" said Fritz, on entering the kitchen looking for lunch. Gunther, the other German Shepard said to the cook, "We found two half naked aliens in a tent just over the hill.
Its a wonder they didn't get run over in that sheep stampede.
Why they set up camp on our sheep farm is beyond me."
"Can't they build that border fence any faster? "
"We ate that box of KFC, Is lunch ready yet" | |
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Posted: 4/13/2007 10:05:51 AM | [This thread earns a splutter rating of 10/10. I've had to wipe my monitor clean repeatedly after reading such insanity]
"Lamb chops and three vege with spotted di ck to follow. Hey, did you say half naked aliens? Are you sure they weren't New Zealanders? Everyone knows that they | |
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