| Bad Bed Partner!
Posted: 3/29/2007 2:38:21 PM | | some brod while i was working my fingers in her ass she just blew a nasty one that's when i said this shit gotta stop | |
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| Bad Bed Partner!
Posted: 3/29/2007 2:40:05 PM | | I did, I dated this incredibly beautiful woman but when we got in bed she just lay there and did not move. I mean that she did not kiss back or move it was the weirdest thing. Like being with a corpse. So I ended the relationship, I felt shallow and bad but for me attraction, sexual chemistry and intimacy are very important. If when you kiss her, or in your case him and you feel weak in the knees great. | |
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Posted: 3/29/2007 4:55:02 PM | yeah in my top 3 worst shags ever is this one guy that would have been a relationship, but quickly became a one time only deal...
after me riding cowgirl for a while he announced that he now required me to adopt a specific position, and that he could only ever come in that position. This might have been salvageable except the position was a real snorer. Basically this dude needed a chick to lie face down spreadeagled in a starshape, while he humped ont top of her from behind.
I named it the "stuck pig" I couldn't see anything, I couldn't even reach around and touch the guy anywhere like you could with proper doggystyle, no physical contact or visuals for the female ever. I quickly pictured this as a multiple occurence, and ditching of
"Captain overly specific position" commenced.
The good part was I had an entire shopping list, and my calendar for the week done up in my head by the time he was done. Productive. 
Sad but true.  | |
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| Bad Bed Partner!
Posted: 3/29/2007 5:15:16 PM | | gothygeek...The problem you are assuming is that it is solely the troubled female's job to "fix" her sex problems by herself and that there is something wrong with her if her problem isnt eliminated by the time she wants to have sex ...Nothing could be further from the truth and it doesnt mean shes "weak or wilted" either but rather quite strong for addressing her problem correctly and assertively..The reality is that sexual healing requires MUTUAL participation exercises with BOTH female and male participating in loving, safe sex.....Its best for her to be the leader and guide the male as to what her needs are...whether she can articulate it or just show him what she needs, its fine either way...The book by Wendy Maltz called Sexual Healing addresses recovery from sexual abuse and reclaiming your sexuality with males as full participating partners taking responsibility for good sex....Many of those "therapists" (like myself) you recommend the woman see advise exackly that....When a woman has flashbacks from abuse, she may freeze up before sex during foreplay...Thats a normal, psyiological response for someone who has post traumatic stress disorder from abuse and it doesnt mean shes "weak" either.....It is in the best interest of her partner to learn what is safe and reassuring for her to engage in lovemaking so they both benefit ....Read up before you assume an abused woman isnt addressing her problem | |
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Posted: 3/29/2007 7:16:49 PM | On the shoving it in her mouth and then blaming her when she puked all over him--that was discussed in a support group, and an 89-year-old woman said the same thing Brownshugguh said. "Nobody would ever have forced me. I'd have bit it." The image of that frail little old lady doing something like that just strikes me as hilarious.
And that issue raises questions about this one:
some brod while i was working my fingers in her ass she just blew a nasty one that's when i said this shit gotta stop
Dude, are you sure it didn't have anything to do with your technique? Exactly how were you working your fingers....never mind, I don't really want to know. But maybe it wasn't her fault. And the fact that you refer to a sex partner as "some broad" (spelling error corrected) shows that you didn't really respect her in the first place.
The good part was I had an entire shopping list, and my calendar for the week done up in my head by the time he was done. Productive.
Oh, THAT'S funny! | |
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Posted: 3/30/2007 1:00:42 AM | When I first met my ex's ex...she had a story to share, a warning of sorts.
This man you love is a "Sleep Boxer" not a "Sleep Walker" not a "Sleep Talker" nope a "Sleep Boxer"
He was the Mike Tyson of the bedroom...needless to say, I lost a few rounds but in the end I TKO him!
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Posted: 3/30/2007 3:48:21 PM | Hey again Cruz!
I was gonna comment...but you beat me to it. I dont know, but my brothers wouldnt have had to get in on that one if a man was "working his fingers" in spaces and or places where no man NEEDS to go! I believe I woulda handled that one on my own with that Louieville slugger. (I proclaimed to NOT be violent!!! LMAO!) That is downright nasty and to say the least, not the sort of thing readers were looking for. And although some people are into that, it is disrespectful to those who arent. And oh yeah....that came from a sorry ass joke. An OLD joke!!! LAME! 
I laughed about the Mike Tyson ex-bed partner. I have one of those NOW! I have to be on my P's and Q's when he is asleep. My revenge will come when I play like I'm asleep and whoop the snot outa HIM! But I have learnd to bob and weave!!! Anywho, that vision of the little old lady snapping it off for making her gag?  I'm still laughing so hard my sides are sore from all our posts on that subject. We ROCK!!! | |
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Posted: 3/30/2007 5:19:14 PM | | LMAO brownsugguh!!!! That would be one PRICELESS phone call!!! | |
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Posted: 3/30/2007 9:09:02 PM | Heh heh!!!  Trust me...I have indeed made simular calls to my brothers!!! I have actually had to call them and tell them to come down here and get busy on somebody and let 'em know wus' up wit it...you know..laying of hands. Believe ME...they moved around too...cause they already know. But yeah...I have done the digits before...lmao! | |
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Posted: 3/31/2007 9:36:26 PM | My last ex...
The sock man...
He would not sleep without socks on...
No footsie for me | |
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| Bad Bed Partner!
Posted: 10/15/2007 10:36:00 PM | My ex wife would never sleep naked, or even in panties. That sucked pretty bad. Not as bad as her "roll over so you'll get it over with quick" sex style.
My ex gf would get up to about 135 degrees farenheit in bed, so there wasn't any snuggling without sticking and sweating. That sucked pretty bad too.
Another girl always ****ed and moaned every time the clown was sitting in the corner. C'mon! Who gives a shit, and besides, we make good money to let him watch!!!!!! wtf? Like you won't like what I buy you with that money!!! | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 10:02:41 AM | Exactly renaissance!!! It was one of the after effects of a severe trauma I went through, but I didn't know how to fix it, and the men in my life didn't care enough to find out what was wrong. Unfortunately, they were not as nice as David and left....they stayed and took what they wanted, sometimes forcefully, sometimes not. Eventually, each turned into a sexless marriage.
HV...true, but it looked as if (from what David said) he cared about the lady and regretted breaking things off with her...so that being the case, why didn't he ask her why she had a problem? I think renaissance stated it very well, and maybe David never thought about the why's...the point was given for future reference, not just for him, but for any man who comes upon this situation later on. Believe me...I'm anything BUT a cold fish...but at one time, due to things in my past, I couldn't function in that capacity. It isn't always a permanent condition for those who have that problem, and many times, with concern and patience, quite fixable. One way to fix it is definitely NOT be as follows:
Sex with a man who is only interested in his own needs is the biggest turn off. i was with my ex for two years and the sex just got worse and worse, i loved him dearly but in the end i couldnt fancy him in anyway because he was so selfish! the stupid thing is he actually thought he was really good and i tried to hint at a lot of things to help him out but he wasnt having it...
There were quite a few other issues surrounding his ego and not just the bed room stuff before anyone jumps down me throat Hey cinder, so you been with my last ex-husband huh? lmao....jk, but the description was so exact....it's uncanny.
and gothygeek....there were some things I was going to say after your first post, but upon reading subsequent lines of banter between you and renaissance...I see how futile that would be. Not because I would say them to try and change your mind, but because of the attitude you so obviously have. That's fine...each to their own. Ugghhh....
1lonewolf...I can soooo sympathize with that one...I thought it was all my fault too, and though I did have problems, it was no excuse for the way I was treated (all about him, how and when he wanted it, never caring if I got anything out of it). Unfortunately....unlike so many of you who have had a bad experience or two...I've never as yet had a GOOD experience, but I guess it's something to look forward to.
As to the bedwetting after drinking...buy the chick some DEPENDS and make sure she gets 'em on before bed...problem solved and she still gets to party!
My thoughts exactly Tame Tigress and cruztacean!!! Merr7242...WELL SPOKEN!!!!! Thank you capegardengirl, THANK YOU!!!
Ummm, marcob.....clown???? wtf? now THAT (if I read it right) is truly strange. | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 10:35:27 AM | This is so funny, been crying with laughter can just imagine it  | |
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Posted: 10/25/2007 8:21:23 PM | My feet used to be that cold that vapours would be coming off them trailing to the floor like opening the door of a freezer, icicles clung to my toes, and be numb to touch. Poor hubby would approach the bed and my toes could feel the warmth from the doorway like a leech...
ahh I feel good when I think about his suffering now!!!! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2007 8:23:19 PM |
One guy that I had been seeing for quite awhile (and, who I thought I liked - a lot), grabbed the back of my hair and almost snapped my head off; saying a bunch of stuff that I didn't like - such as, will you do exactly as you're told, etc.
Whoaaaaaaaaaaa **** ! thats nasty !
His eyes were boring into mine in a way I didn't like. A little love and affection would have done the trick
No shit eh ! | |
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| Bad Bed Partner!
Posted: 10/25/2007 8:46:32 PM | As usual....shame on me for not reading everyone's responses word for word...but I did date this guy who had this realy "thing" about nipples...his, mine...just a bit "thing" about them! And while at the time it wasn't that big of a deal...(hey, baby if YOU want to wear the nipple clamps so I don't have to! Whooo-hoo..fine by me!!!) ) it wasn't until a year or two after we broke up and I met another woman who he had dated, many years prior to my having met him. She and I were talking about him...just in a general sort of way (honest guys, no until SHE opened her mouth did it get specific....) We had become very close friends and we were sitting in her room talking about one of women's favorite subjects. She said to me, "What about so-and so?" And then she leaned back in bed....pretended to be pinching her nipples REALLY, REALLY HARD....and laughed and said, "C'mon pinch them HARDER!!!"
I think that I nearly peed the bed laughing....I know it's shameful...but I couldn't help it! And the only other person that I would most certainly have kicked out of my bed (if I hadn't quickly become sicked by his hanits BEFORE "bedtime" became a big issue....) was the guy who a)NEEDED to spend a day closeted with lots of porn before he wanted ME and b)wanted me to have sex with numerous other guys in addition to himself...YUCK! NO thank you!!!! AND c)who had stretched out all of my favorite silk and lacey panties...IN ADDITION to my fave pair of spike-heeled leather sandals....PLEASE!!! Tell me that there weren't a myraid number of reasons to hop up and say, (as he approached my front door) "I'm sorry but you're not welcome here. I'm sure that there ARE places where people with your particular "desires" are met with glee. My home is NOT, I repeat NOT, one of them. Better luck in your next incarnation....buh-bye now!
Any ladies who have been equally freaked out and surprisingly disgusted to find that their um....prospective b/f is freaky BEYOND your definition??? I was somewhat disconcerted...and more than a little grossed out..(Not to mention hoping like hell that he would reimburse me for the ruined lingerie...damn!) | |
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Posted: 10/25/2007 8:50:29 PM | | Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaysus H murphy ! This is to funny | |
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Posted: 10/25/2007 9:43:39 PM | | lekitty, yup! I read through ALL of the responses, and not ONE mentioned the women's lingerie. My ex had to go, after 'discovering' him wearing panties trying to 'get it on' with me! It may have been dark in the room, but I know what nylon acetate and lace feel like..........................OUT! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2007 9:58:53 PM | Quote:
i had a boyfriend that always wanted to role play, every single night, I guess he really want into me...
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"...?
(Google that phrase if you don't get the joke) | |
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| Bad Bed Partner!
Posted: 10/25/2007 10:19:55 PM | Funny posts....I had a guy swipe a pair of my panties from my laundry...(we had not been intimate) then call me later describing them, telling me how great they felt and that he was wearing them to feel "closer" to me. Oh, yes-- and masturbating. I thought he was joking til I said "hold on a sec"and went and looked for them. Creepy stuff. When I got angry he says, "I'll wash em and give em back!" Ummmm....no thanks...click.
And they were NEW ,,,grrrrrr and he did not take the matching bra...damn him...lol. | |
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Posted: 10/25/2007 10:20:46 PM | | I had a guy that only liked "dry kisses' as he put it and wouldn't perform oral sex and also was a premature ejaculator. I could have have handled two of the three but three strikes and he was out! | |
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| Bad Bed Partner!
Posted: 10/25/2007 11:52:53 PM | I stayed with a guy for five years and among many other things, one of the deal-breakers was that he NEVER trimmed his nose hair (we're talking really bad) or toenails. There were times I'd even offer to do it for him because it was so gross. He was also a very sloppy shaver, which would get on my nerves. He was ok in the beginning but as the years rolled by, he just became more and more lazy about basic grooming. I could never figure it out, I've always taken care of myself and tried to look as good as possible.
So....yeah. | |
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| Bad Bed Partner!
Posted: 10/26/2007 12:15:05 AM | Alright, I'm new at this, so I'll give it a try, maybe a small and crappy story, eh?
This young lady and I were getting hot and heavy, and we started to sweat (you know how it goes). Well, so you get to know me a little better, I'm not a smoker, but she was. It wasn't so bad, I could even handle kissing her and everything, but when she started sweating ... oh wow.
Wow.
It was like fumes, almost like the aforementioned smoke was coming from her pores. And where was it going? Right up my nose, and in my mouth. You know how in cartoons, they have that aroma, and it sweeps them off their feet and they kind of glide along, following the scent? This would be the opposite, to the tune of me trying my hardest to keep the vomit creeping up my throat like a gang of pissed of spiders down enough to where I wouldn't just say "F-It" and just puke on her.
Nice girl, but wow ... lesson learned. | |
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Posted: 10/26/2007 1:12:24 AM | Let me see...
being called another woman's name.. I'm out.
I try to pride myself on being open, however...
being asked to .. ahem.. use toys on him.. I don't think I need to say more.. but I'm out.. fast.
being asked if others can watch... *poof* gone.
being asked if other men can join in... bullets are not as fast as I in this case! | |
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