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 harleycwgrl74

Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 4/30/2007 8:42:24 AM
I have a friend named Helmut****rhoff...poor guy! But my favorite is......I used to approve and deny drivers and owner operators for a large transpotation company. With the new applicants, I met a woman who introduced herself to me as "Gail". Later as I was working on the app's I couldnt figure out which one was hers until I looked at the middle names...Her first name was Anita last name was D ick, took me a few times of saying it out loud till I got it too, I can see why she goes by Gail..
 MR. Sensitivity

Joined: 2/17/2007
Msg: 77
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Posted: 4/30/2007 6:19:31 PM
I'll ask the stupid question.......was it a boy or a girl?
 harleycwgrl74

Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 5/1/2007 8:35:36 AM
would be a girl since I said I met a WOMAN who introduced herself as Gail
 onesimpleneed

Joined: 3/7/2007
Msg: 79
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Posted: 5/1/2007 10:18:05 AM
Knew a German guy named Oliver Klauzhoff.

A Michael Michael as well and a Benjermin Benjermin.
 halokitty

Joined: 2/15/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 5/1/2007 10:25:01 AM
Duckum. I knew a kid named Duckum. What a horrible thing to name your child. :(
 shellxx

Joined: 4/13/2007
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Posted: 5/1/2007 12:44:26 PM
I worked in a office and had to deal with a chinese guy called mr sack-a shite,needless to say i couldnt keep a striaght face
 Bananaface

Joined: 5/29/2005
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Posted: 5/2/2007 7:13:28 PM
Shera. She wore a pink cape to school. Her parents were Ken and Barbie.
 windkist

Joined: 9/14/2006
Msg: 83
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Posted: 5/2/2007 7:59:23 PM
a girl named Crystal Ball. For real!

a girl named Stormy Day.

a cousin named Rowelina

parents have no clue!!!
 Whitegirl420

Joined: 4/21/2006
Msg: 84
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Posted: 5/2/2007 9:32:05 PM
I knew a girl in school named Luce pronounced like loose--hehehe

I also had a friend who joked his name was Don -Key -Bulls
 LaFea2007

Joined: 4/28/2007
Msg: 85
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Posted: 5/2/2007 10:20:07 PM
Number 1 ^^^^ that one isn't funny as Luz (pronounced loose) is a very common Spanish name meaning light . . . some people have no clue... in any case I went to school with a boy whose first name was Brock, Middle name Lee, Last name Bunch. Put em together and you got Brockleebunch . ...
 Kaos86

Joined: 3/7/2007
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Posted: 5/3/2007 7:10:48 AM
A guy at another high school where I grew up last name Wall first name Brick.
Brick Wall

How about this . This story comes from an RCMP officer who had to speak to the mother of a delinquent teenage girl. The officer asked how the mother had come up with the unusual first name of the girl. The mother explained that the hospital had named the girl and she just used the name on the bracelet.
The name....are you ready...

Female Clark

True story.
 Stacey:P

Joined: 2/28/2007
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Posted: 5/3/2007 9:45:16 AM
Frankly my name was 1 ex boyfriend on my moms part away from being Stacey Tracey, and she was still going to call me Stacey. That would have been cruel, thankfully she never did marry him!
 GildedPhoenix

Joined: 12/30/2006
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Posted: 5/7/2007 10:52:53 AM
I went to high school with a girl named Tomorrow, she named her firstborn daughter Today.
 gemzi_rose

Joined: 9/17/2006
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Posted: 5/7/2007 12:14:10 PM
lol how do u think i feel. my surname is pickup! people used to shout at school "hey p-p-p-p-p-p pickup a penquin" used to get on my nerves. i cant wait to get married so i can change it (my 3 brothers r stuck with it lol) xx
 granger55

Joined: 3/31/2007
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Posted: 5/7/2007 5:19:38 PM
Years ago I was a delivery driver for a pathology laboratory. I would drive to doctors offices and pick up sample that would go in for analysis. I picked up a stool sample and the patients name was Shalom Compost.
 Just Kelly

Joined: 2/9/2007
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Posted: 5/7/2007 5:39:58 PM
My ex gf had a boss, he was a lawyer, his last name was Kickajew, I don't know the exact spelling, but thats the way it sounded.
 comamil

Joined: 5/7/2007
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Posted: 5/13/2007 8:50:36 PM
Back in the day, I use to work for a Bank. I came across the name Phuc. (Actual Spelling) I kid you not! I ended up having to call this individual and asking for a Mr. Phuc.
 digitalpicasso

Joined: 4/26/2007
Msg: 93
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Posted: 5/13/2007 9:13:51 PM
Shitheed yes I knew a shitheed I dated a girl who's given name was Bobo, and her sisters given name was Stinky, (She went by Tink)
 krista_bella

Joined: 2/6/2007
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Posted: 5/13/2007 9:42:15 PM
I saw a little boy at the beach named "Buddha." Pale, skinny kid, smallish ears. Didn't see the resemblance, so I figured it was his real name.
 blue sunshine

Joined: 12/23/2005
Msg: 95
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Posted: 5/14/2007 10:57:43 AM
My kids last name is Beaver. They want to change it so bad! lol
 harviej

Joined: 12/18/2006
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Posted: 5/14/2007 5:41:02 PM
Who could be more cruel than the parents of Mike Hunt?
 kwismexer

Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 97
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Posted: 5/15/2007 9:54:33 AM
I was at the park and a mother was calling for her daughter "Mahogany" to go.
 kwismexer

Joined: 4/15/2007
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Posted: 5/15/2007 9:56:51 AM

Who could be more cruel than the parents of Mike Hunt?


I would say the Parents of Mike Hawk.
 Just Kelly

Joined: 2/9/2007
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Posted: 5/15/2007 10:00:26 AM
lol, Mike Hawk, first time I've heard that one.
 ~Footprints~

Joined: 4/5/2007
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Posted: 5/15/2007 10:47:39 AM
People I know called their son Charmaine (that teach him how to fight)

Went to school with:

Storm
Skye
River
Anil (the i is pronounced as an a)
Ziggy
Mesphbit

Some parents shouldn't be allowed to name their kids til the pain meds wear off!
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