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 asiangurl1015

Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 101
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Posted: 5/15/2007 11:59:09 AM
there was a girl in my high school named karen dumschott... imagined if her first name was ima
 MsHippie

Joined: 5/11/2007
Msg: 102
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Posted: 5/15/2007 5:57:00 PM
*sigh*
I married a David Davis.
He said it was REALLY easy to learn how to spell/write his name in elementary school.
 Pasquel

Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 103
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Posted: 5/15/2007 6:33:22 PM
The city of New Haven Indiana had a Mayor named Harry Balls. No joke, my Dad has one of the campaign buttons hanging in his garage! He won a second term too. I believe it was around WWII.
 MsHippie

Joined: 5/11/2007
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Posted: 5/15/2007 8:05:03 PM
Can you imagine...

"Vote for Harry Balls!"

"Harry Balls gets the job done!"

"The city needs Harry Balls!"

Ok, I think I just died laughing.
 Stacey:P

Joined: 2/28/2007
Msg: 105
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Posted: 5/23/2007 8:22:28 AM
Ok I have it...
My uncles name is...

Fergus Ferguson
 blip

Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 106
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Posted: 5/23/2007 11:33:44 PM
I just moved back here, but I saw the ad on TV today...are you ready?


DICK STOUT.

Sells RV's

killin me.
JD
 lookingformygirl

Joined: 12/2/2006
Msg: 107
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Posted: 5/24/2007 12:19:40 AM
Congressman :****Headly
Football Hall of Famer:****Butkus (sounds like butkiss)
I knew a Robbin Robbins
My friend named his bird Finnegan and it died
so he got another bird and named it Finnegan Again
 plums4u

Joined: 11/19/2006
Msg: 108
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Posted: 6/6/2007 10:22:48 PM
I met a young girl and her name is Raven Bird. Tristan and Tegan and Hunter are weird names.
 Dean1976

Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 109
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Posted: 6/7/2007 12:26:31 AM
There was an article about a couple who were obviously not very bright.. Mr and Mrs Peac o c k .. well they have named there son... this is recently.. Drew .... he is going to have a nightmare at school!
 lifeisgr8t

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 110
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Posted: 6/7/2007 9:28:33 AM
These are honestly all true,

Duncan Hienz went to school with him
Fahead Kamel Twoegg (pronounced that way, no idea how to spell it)
Richard Fagg (wanted to be called****
Richard Butt (changes his last name)
Barbra Whoresly (school)

but the best one was Harry**** He ran for school council and lost, wonder why.
Imagine the lineup at the office if they paged him, "would a Harry****please come to the office"
 lifeisgr8t

Joined: 8/26/2006
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Posted: 6/7/2007 9:29:24 AM
PoF blocked the word,should be
D ick for both of them
 MistaFozz

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 112
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Posted: 7/6/2007 9:53:23 AM
here is a list of unusual names i came across online

Funny first (and first and middle) names:
Apple
Champagne
Mahogany
X
Tamarind
Maverick
Zico
Asia
Honey
India
Cellar Door
Schyler Kubrick
Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell's daughter)
Cinnamon (her sister is called Candy which is short for Candida, the name of an unpleasant yeast infection)
Osama (born in England, post-9/11)
George (a girl, not abbreviated, named after her mother)
Scarlet (who was named after the colour of the water in her mother's birthing pool)

Funny full names:
D1ck Swett (American policitian)
Mike Hunt
Chris Peacock
Wayne King
Richard Titball
Pervical Walter Clutterbuck
Henry Stanley Raper (Clutterbuck's colleague)
Drew Peacock (recently featured in 'The Sun' - his parents didn't realise how the name sounded)
Dr Peter D'eath
Paul Mycock
Fanny Large
Mary Christmas
Phillip Menutts
Chastity Case
Dick Goodboy
Robin Banks
Harriet Booty
Edward Bull (Eddie Bull)
Simone ****s (German)
Lee Bum Suk (South Korean politician)
Edward Woodward
Chris Cross
Tor Popple
Protius Duxbury
Warwick Benjer
Miles Whatmuff
Terrence William Athead (his signature is T W Athead)
Blessing Platinum
Gordon Bennett
Jamie Slaymaker
Virginia****
Hazel Hazel
Rose Pink
Jago Blue Pema
Elizabeth Patricia Fuller-Hiscock
Allen Keys
Crystal Fountain
Boz Wallace
Peter Bonerz (American TV director)
Gay Flashman (Managing Editor at ITN)
Euan Kerr (former editor of the Beano)
Chandie Yawn (married to Joey from 'Blossom')
Gay Search (BBC gardener)
Neville Neville (father to the footballing brothers)
Thomas Wyndham St. John Fotheringham-Worsnip
Mrs Snell Rainbow Van Gogh
Sir Ramjam Delilah Funkyboogaloo-Smythe
Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist **stards (formerly Michael Howard; changed his name after a dispute with said bank)
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaft­ schaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeit- beschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoraltern- zwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenwanderersteerdem- enschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestart- seinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenach- diesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensich- undwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonnte- fortplanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeund- ruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfs- vonhinzwischensternartigraum, Senior (Guiness World Record holder for longest name)

Funny twins names:
Sharon and Notsharon
Benedict and Benjamin
 amativedreams

Joined: 10/10/2006
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Posted: 7/6/2007 12:38:31 PM
The families name was Teed
had twin boys named them Warren and Garren

Very very true
Diane
 Baba_Ganoosh

Joined: 6/27/2006
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Posted: 7/6/2007 2:09:45 PM
Go for Haywood Jablowmi, he will get a lot of special attention as an adult.

/Baba/
 shewolf1965

Joined: 6/22/2007
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Posted: 7/6/2007 4:25:20 PM
Hi All,
My brother was such a big Michael Jordan fan he named his son Michael and his daughter Jordan.
 shewolf1965

Joined: 6/22/2007
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Posted: 7/6/2007 4:27:02 PM
Oh yeah, how about Chaos Reines for a boy.
 blip

Joined: 9/28/2006
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Posted: 7/6/2007 5:27:20 PM
I found a new one... There is a fella here in Amarillo that sells RVs.

Dick Stout

hehe
 txbaby13

Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 118
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Posted: 7/6/2007 7:33:40 PM
Here in my little town is a boy (13 years old ) named Critter , when I first met the child ( at age 6 months ) I forgot to be PC & asked his mother why they didn't just tattoo kick my a** on his forhead lol .
There is also a little boy in Fort Worth Texas named Trophy .I named my oldest daughter Stormy but did not stick her with a weird middle name , my youngest daughters name is Starla & yes I have a thing for the sky and weather lol !
 hipster82

Joined: 6/22/2007
Msg: 119
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Posted: 7/6/2007 9:14:10 PM
When I was in the hospital I went to see the babies (so cute!). There was one family who named their son Harry. I thought "wow in todays world with all the weirder names, that's pretty unique". Then I saw their basinet card. The kids last name was****

I went to school with a Paisley Kunt. (pronounced Koont, but still...)

I seriously seriously considered naming a child "Rainy Sky" (of course I was 15 and thought this was oh so cool...thankfully, notsomuchnow).
 susiewakefield

Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 120
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Posted: 7/7/2007 1:26:22 PM
yeah my cousin is called Mollie

her last name is Wally
 shimmerinthedarkness

Joined: 11/12/2006
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Posted: 7/7/2007 2:47:18 PM
my bf's niece's name is Anna Graham. they want to name their soon to be little boy Halo Graham.

I went to school with a girl named Leslie Skank. You couldn't win with a last name like that though.

The boy I used to babysit for in high school had a friend named Lindsay Ashley. It was a boy. *poor kid*

I also knew a Justin Tyme. That was interesting. He was always late, too.

I thought about naming my daughter Rayne Storm...but I think that's a fleeting idea.

A guy I knew a while ago married a Holly Wallanin. But everyone called her Wolly Hallanin.

And the guy talking about the two birds: Finnegan and Finnegan Again, that freaking made my day.

~NIK
 ~rain~

Joined: 6/9/2007
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Posted: 7/7/2007 9:48:52 PM
my grade 7 teacher was Harry Hole..

and I knew of a lady her name was Althea Monday
 amativedreams

Joined: 10/10/2006
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Posted: 7/10/2007 11:54:20 PM
When I was pregnate with my daughter, my then hubby had a hard time agreeing with me on a boys name.
so I said if he didnt come up with something / or like any of my suggestions
I was going to give him my fathers middle name for a first name and a middle name to go with it........
LOL
He would have been Major Payne La.........., lucky I guess we had a girl.
But her middle name is Romance, after my great Aunt, It was her first name.

D
 Realization

Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 124
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Posted: 7/11/2007 4:00:02 PM
Aww...that's too funny but beautiful girls name...
 wpg_chick_84

Joined: 1/23/2006
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Posted: 7/11/2007 8:22:34 PM

Lemonjello and Orangejello are urban legends (check Snopes).
I've actually met a family with three kids, Lemonjello, Orangejello and Limejello. Like met them in person.
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