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 peteragain

Joined: 4/7/2007
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Posted: 9/2/2007 7:40:17 PM
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 nephandi

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 152
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Posted: 9/3/2007 10:54:40 PM
I read an article about twins. One was named AC and the other was named DC.

I always wondered if there is a law against naming your kid say "God".
 Melissa888

Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 153
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Posted: 9/4/2007 7:41:38 PM
I recently met a guy that had 2 daughters that he and his girlfriend named Piglet, and Paid ... seriously WTF?? lol
Would it not be a shame if the little girl named Piglet, grew up to be fat????
 seaspot

Joined: 3/7/2007
Msg: 154
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Posted: 9/4/2007 10:15:01 PM
There was a girl a few years behind me in school named Anita D!ck Her father is a principle at a local school and his wifes maiden name was Anita Long then she married Wendle D!ck So yup, Anita Long-Dick.

I cannot believe they named their daughter Anita also.
 happystone

Joined: 7/2/2007
Msg: 155
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Posted: 9/4/2007 10:16:15 PM
gee, my mother, who died last year at 89, said she knew hogg sisters, also. ima and ura.
so, the hogg family is still at it ,huh??
 Angelic Witch

Joined: 4/26/2007
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Posted: 9/4/2007 10:22:14 PM
i knew a sweet old gent whose name was Harry Bahls (pronounced balls)
Harry had a son named Grant (often mispronounced granite)

I also knew a girl named "Candy" and her last name was Cain


guess it could be worse
 Smilin_bob

Joined: 8/7/2007
Msg: 157
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Posted: 9/5/2007 1:04:47 AM
I had a coworker name Phuk Vu - Pronounced Fook View.
I had a classmate name Jack Knauff - (last name pronounced K-noff).
Our company sponsored an annual conference. I was in charge of registration forms. I wanted to get these two people together:
Choice Beaver and We Hong (pronouce Way Hung).
 BlueEyesButtonNose

Joined: 7/29/2007
Msg: 158
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Posted: 9/5/2007 8:36:24 AM
oooo all those poor kids... My last name is Wiebe often mispronounced many ways but kids at school always called me Tina Weed.
heres a strange one for ya, Anita Hamm
 Ddc758

Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 159
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Posted: 9/5/2007 6:38:58 PM
Here's the classic list of authors from grade schools jokes
Under the bleachers---By---Seymour Butts
Tracks in the Sand---By---Peter Dragon
Yellow Snow-----By----I.P. Daily
there was another one but I can't remember the title but the author was Betty Dont
 wizardofossington

Joined: 6/17/2007
Msg: 160
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Posted: 9/5/2007 8:19:10 PM
There was governer in New Hampshire named D i c k Swett. You can just imagine the kids picking on him when he was a child.
 amyleefan

Joined: 4/28/2006
Msg: 161
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Posted: 9/8/2007 7:45:49 AM
yesterday when i was at work i saw a guys name on my computer. his name was....




d i c k hung!

i listened to it a lot of times to make sure that's what he said. it made me smile!
 omenlock

Joined: 7/1/2007
Msg: 162
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Posted: 9/8/2007 9:10:06 AM
i know someone last name "puesy" & "d i c k moore" also my cuisne name is osama everytime he calls me he screams hey its me osama & everytime i had to tell him why do'nt u get a nick name. it always make me smile thinking what if someone is listning to us & hear him screaming "its me osama
 walt74

Joined: 8/19/2007
Msg: 163
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Posted: 9/8/2007 9:18:15 AM
i knew a couple that named thier daughter CRYSTAL SHANDA LEER!
yeah they need their butt kicked!
if i ever have a son his name will b mudd! or richard james. so he can say IM RICK JAMES B****
 DJ_Amish

Joined: 7/20/2006
Msg: 164
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Posted: 9/9/2007 9:26:22 PM
Whats more embarrassing is that most of the posters on this site can't spell worth a damn.
 Guerillastyle

Joined: 5/13/2007
Msg: 165
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Posted: 9/9/2007 9:32:14 PM
Humpty and Dumpty or Beavis and Butthead or Waste and Of Space??
 jasmine71580

Joined: 7/11/2004
Msg: 166
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Posted: 9/9/2007 9:37:27 PM
I know a Richard Long but everyone calls him****..so it would be****Long.
And also I know a Ben Mastrabasshae lol
 ranger25

Joined: 11/30/2007
Msg: 167
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Posted: 12/12/2007 7:47:47 PM
There's a chiropractor in the DFW area called Dr. Bonebreak. Never want to go to him.
 chicky boo

Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 168
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Posted: 12/13/2007 1:33:15 AM

my brother had a neighbour who had called their son bungee!!!


my son inherited this name at 10 mths old when he was trying to walk....he's 14 now and all he is known as is bungee
 patchouliluva

Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 169
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Posted: 1/10/2008 6:16:03 AM
I was recently told a story from a mom of a teenaged boy. His friend's name is Jennifer Italia. Now that in itself is not so funny except the day he was going out and his Mom asked him where he was going and he said "To Jen Italia's house"!!
How did her parents NOT think of possible nicknames for their child before naming her? LOL

One more: A set of Korean male twins (age 17 now) that I personally know of:
Min Suck
Min Ho
 ashley2586

Joined: 7/27/2007
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Posted: 1/10/2008 8:39:25 AM
a cousin of mine would like to have a boy and a girl and name them Cope for a boy and Hagen for a girl.... "honey get the kids" "cope 'n hagen get out here!!"
 funbob

Joined: 3/19/2006
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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:55:56 PM
Well I know a fellow that planned his family having nine children ,each one,named after the planets, Mercury, Venus , Earth , Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, etc.. And he does have nine children.. I don't remember which one is uranus...
 Mikella

Joined: 12/25/2007
Msg: 172
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Posted: 1/11/2008 11:40:20 AM
Some of these name are bad enough but some people fail to think about the initials. My parents , for instance. My initials are MF. What the heck where my parent thinking or not thinking? This was the 60's though...
My sweet sis was going to name her baby "Faith Angelica Gabrielle". I Instantly took her aside and asked her to do think about the initials. She was horrified and thanked me for doing the thinking on that one. I replied " Well my initials are MF so I'm always on the lookout". She named the baby a little differently.
The problem is that we spend a lot of time picking out names for our kids and then somehow they end up with a silly nickname that he is known as forever. My son's given name is beautiful and yet I call him the silliest nickname.
 forumeow

Joined: 1/3/2008
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Posted: 1/12/2008 3:23:18 PM
I worked with a woman once named Gina Talia... She divorced the guy but kept the name because she thought it was funny!
 smilinglaughing

Joined: 2/20/2007
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Posted: 1/12/2008 3:58:04 PM
how about calling a newborn boy .......Haha, and if a girl: Hihi
 cuddlybuddy

Joined: 6/30/2007
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Posted: 1/12/2008 8:13:00 PM
How about Justin Adam Death?

Or Smithson Smith?

To add to the comment about initials: My first and middle initials = BM.....I like my name, just not my initials.
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