| Funny Names For Kids
Posted: 1/12/2008 3:58:04 PM | how about calling a newborn boy .......Haha, and if a girl: Hihi | |
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| Funny Names For Kids
Posted: 1/12/2008 8:13:00 PM | How about Justin Adam Death?
Or Smithson Smith?
To add to the comment about initials: My first and middle initials = BM.....I like my name, just not my initials. | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 9:02:41 PM | | I taught school so I came across a lot of intersting names. But one of the funniest incidents concerning names was when one of the kids came and told me that one of their books had bad words in it. I sighed and told them to bring it to me so I could erase the words. They brought me the book and I had to laugh. The book was a copy of that wayyyyyy old reading series " D*ck and Jane". My kids were so offended by that book so I just put it away. I explained that D*** was a nickname but could not tell them it was sometimes short for Richard because we had a Richard in the class. | |
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| Funny Names For Kids
Posted: 1/13/2008 9:22:32 PM | At work one of my clients is named Pleasant Lemon (I swear, and he's a very pleasant guy, very laid back!!)
A friend of mine had twins recently, two boys. He named one Rock and the other Roll (I feel like Roll got shafted on that one) | |
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Posted: 1/22/2008 1:12:59 AM | Some friends of our family named their triplets...April, May and June.
there was a chiropractor here in the city whose initials were A.H. Just. ahjust....get it? | |
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Posted: 1/22/2008 11:54:48 AM | This first part may be a repeat since I didn't read ALL the pages. I always thought it was weird that George Foreman named all of his sons George, he has about 5, that is pretty weird.
When I was in elementary school we had some kids from Thailand transfer in. Their father thought that the Thai names would be too hard to pronounce so he translated them. One boy was Super Rock and the other Super Apple Chalaingcarn.
When I worked in telemarketing I always thought the Japanese last name Takashita looked pretty funny.
I hate to admit this one. My redneck aunt named my cousins Tammie Lou and Peggy Sue...eeeeek. Their brother is Mark Anthony and he went and married a Misty Dawn.
I honestly don't know what people are thinking since they are saddling their own offspring with those names for life, and setting them up for lots of teasing. | |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 10:32:25 AM | | my mother use to live beside this girl named Ophelia Ballz she said this girl was always picked on by the boys asking her to feel them up | |
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Posted: 1/24/2008 7:47:21 AM | I had a friend named Barb her middle name was Sue she married a guy with the last name Shnider. Her initials were BSS. then she got her bachelors degree. BSSBS. After that she became a doctor. DR BSSBS. True story. | |
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| Funny Names For Kids
Posted: 1/24/2008 3:02:21 PM | My friend wanted to name her baby Ethan or Isaac, and thankfully decided not to add the baby's dad's name PICKLE.
Yeah. Eatin' Pickle. I su*k Pickle. No. | |
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| Funny Names For Kids
Posted: 1/24/2008 3:07:11 PM | It's been probably 20 yrs ago I noticed an obit for an Ima P. Pigg here in town.
I mentioned to my mom-in-law, "can you believe someone would name their little girl that?" to which she replied, without missing a beat "she probably wasn't born a Pigg, she probably married one!" | |
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Posted: 1/24/2008 3:51:33 PM | | I went to school with a boy named George the Great, his parents added "the great" after his name...why would you do that lol | |
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Posted: 1/24/2008 4:37:42 PM | | My ex had an uncle. Last name Butts. First name Burns! Cracked me up! | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 4:04:46 AM | My mom was a teacher and had a student named Merry Christmas... his last name is Aguinaldo (which means gift or present in Filipino) so he is Merry Christmas Aguinaldo.
I don't know what the parents were thinking... I mean, really. | |
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Posted: 2/18/2008 3:06:45 PM | | I used to work with a girl who named her two daughters Jessi and Jamie.... last name Jingle... I thought those porr kids are going to grow up to be strippers... :P | |
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Posted: 2/18/2008 7:29:43 PM | I worked at a job where management used golf carts and no it was not a golf course. they hired a new manager and put his name on the golf cart like this...
Eaten,****br>
I was so funny seeing this i had to take a picture of it, but unfortunately it was on a old phone do i don't have it anymore. | |
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| Funny Names For Kids
Posted: 2/18/2008 10:58:28 PM |
I had a nieghbor that named their 2 boys Ernie and Bert.
Anyone else know of funny or cruel names of kids
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This is one of the funniest things I have heard all week! (but the week is young). I pity Bert... every time I saw him I'd have to say "hey Bert" in Ernie's voice. | |
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Posted: 2/20/2008 1:36:03 PM | Ok here are a few:
My mother showed me her senior year HS year book and there was a rather attractive girl pictured there who's name was Mary Zukavagina. I thought she was joking when she told me.
A guy worked at her place named Sterling Silver (I saw his payroll file)
When I was in the AF I worked for an officer named Richard "Call me**** Head (at least he had a sense of humor about it)
A woman I know had to fill out her child's birth certificate and couldn't think of a good name. So she happened to glance at the lunch menu and named the poor child "Orangejello".
And the capper...
I knew a guy in HS named Micheal Hunt. Interestingly enough he had a lot of girl friends... | |
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