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j5rush
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/20/2007 2:24:18 PM |
I get there we had dinner and started watching the movie, which happens to be a porn video.WHT is that about, watching the movie was my second mistake. Halfway through the movie she wanted to play a game she called " Anything a porn star or gymnast can do i can do better" needless to stay the rest of the evening was spent doing things that made me feel cheap and used.
I was wondering why my ex don't call no more. I do miss that woman sometime.  | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/23/2007 4:06:27 AM | lol! lol! and oh why not more lol's!
Very clever MR you actually had some lass's fooled! NOT ME THOUGH! you decribin all the things that men do but in women form just hit the red alert loser button for me!. I will however give you some credit for the story being as you have fooled many a person!! As someone also said earlier it just goes to show how many people read the full forum! quite clearly there arn't many who do!. You clearly stated it was infact fiction! but some silly billy's still keep postin sympathy votes! hahaha! mowahaha! :P BRAVO to you though you funny ickle bugga! some people are gullerable! but thankfully i am not :P
Someone earlier said that they knew your pain hahaha! and said that they don't like being used like they are a lump of meat! Well oh well! don't us gals get used like that! me thinks we do and its prob a hell of alot more than men!, does kebab on sticks tickle ya fancy???? :P
Cheers for the chuckle!
cya's!
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/23/2007 9:58:10 PM | u're a fag dude straight up. I think ur lookin for attention on this story. how r u being played? ur not the one with the **** wake up and play the game, sounds to me that she's wild and if cant handle her she'll leave then u'll really cry about" i got played." | |
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tdh46
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/28/2007 9:13:18 PM | FanFrickenTastic man! I think you could have stopped the joke at the crying yourself to sleep part though. Definitely the strongest punch for me. I was literally LOL and I rarely do that. It's a great role reversal on an old cliche. I hope you do this for a ' ' | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/29/2007 1:35:56 PM | If I had been hasty in doing something, that would have been in believing the story was true at first.....And you said "A deaf blind and dumb person would still know this thread was a joke....".......I didn't realize I could be really dumb. It did not sound that improbable to me.....Maybe I am insane.  | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/29/2007 4:19:54 PM | Wow! What a coincidence.
You know, I have a younger cousin. She is going to school full time and working at Hooter's. Several months ago she mentioned she hooked up with a guy on a blind date. At first she thought the guy was pretty cool. She said he was an older man. Then things started to slip. She said she tried everythng to please him: cooking him dinner, watching movies, etc. She even mentioned that one time she brought a friend over...
Hey.
Wait a second.
Is it possible??? Could it be????
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