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 Theonly1!

Joined: 5/1/2007
Msg: 251
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/25/2008 1:38:44 PM
That was an awesome post... hahaha...

And anyone who gave a serious answer...
 jazz and bourbon

Joined: 2/2/2008
Msg: 252
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/25/2008 1:53:40 PM


Dude....freak'n great....what a riot...

 outdoorgirlsunshine

Joined: 8/21/2007
Msg: 253
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/25/2008 2:42:13 PM
And his problem was???????????????????

Damn all the b**ching. Can't please you guys, I guess.
 cunntfck

Joined: 3/5/2008
Msg: 254
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/25/2008 2:50:28 PM
She seams like the perfect girl. hahhaa
sounds like me minus the sports.
hahahahahahahahahaha
 brokenheartsunite

Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 255
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:42:29 PM
Maybe she is really a Dude. Did she have the operation ? I would look into that because she sounds just about like every guy I have ever dated
 NoseyNeighbor

Joined: 2/19/2008
Msg: 256
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:56:24 PM
This guy needs a real hobby.
 Black velvet 46

Joined: 11/5/2007
Msg: 257
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/27/2008 4:11:12 PM
"This guy needs a real hobby"


Really?, what an original statement to make, you need to get a sense of humor.
 ~addy01~

Joined: 7/26/2007
Msg: 258
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/27/2008 5:10:25 PM
tdh-I happened upon this thread tonight and wanted to offer my advice.

I realise that it is a year or more now but i sincerely hope your pain has subsided and this woman no longer causes you to cry yourself to sleep!

If you did kick her to the curb:

I hope that in the last year your friends have been supportive of you, offering to come over and sit with you and watch soppy movies while passing you copious wads of tissue for you to cry endlessly into and of course feeding you a mountain of chocolate and drinking vats of alcohol whilst you try and outdo one another seeing who can come up with the bi***iest comments about her!!

Of course it's only then that you realise that they never liked her anyway but were keeping quiet in an effort to protect your feelings-don't be surprised if a couple of them admit that she tried it on with them when you were out at work and they popped in to borrow a cup of sugar.

In fact chocolate could have been the answer to your problems as if you tried to gain a little weight then she might not keep forcing herself on you in this awful manner.

Then again having read your OP she may just have started bi**hing about how you had let yourself go and traded you in for another,younger model leaving you even more broken hearted.

If you are still together then i wish you the best and the only advice i have is don't forget to draw the blinds or you might scare the neighbours/animals etc!!!!

That said and having read the whole thread i am now taking my tongue out of my cheek and just want to say this is very very funny and like others i am amazed how many people took it so seriously-the title gave it away for me!!!
 good guy75

Joined: 3/25/2008
Msg: 259
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/1/2008 11:48:02 AM
your not going to get a committment out of her.i would not do the thresome thing but late night booty calls with no strings whats her number.
 countrytat

Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 260
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/1/2008 12:11:23 PM
sounds like a MAN!

Not real attractive now is it! LOL
 NoseyNeighbor

Joined: 2/19/2008
Msg: 261
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/1/2008 12:21:31 PM

Really?, what an original statement to make, you need to get a sense of humor.


You need to be in horror movies.
 somethenfun

Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 262
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/1/2008 12:25:21 PM
All I can say is hook me up..... I don't think I could ever complain about being used for sex muxh less haven a 3some with a xhixk u didn't have to impress on some dates to get laid she is deff. My kind!!!!! Still sort of lost on why u are complaining...?
 actualized

Joined: 4/13/2008
Msg: 263
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/1/2008 12:29:26 PM
if only women behaved in that fashion, there'd be no need for POF to exist.....it'd be like living in a 3rd world country in how society progresses so slowly from rampant sex.

the post has to be a joke.
 bigthunder167

Joined: 10/10/2007
Msg: 264
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/1/2008 1:18:24 PM
AngelAmbie:

Dont' waste your time answering seriously, this guy is joking. If this was real, no normal guy would be writing to complain about some hot Hooter's girl who comes over all the time and F*cks his brains out and then crashes or leaves. It's a joke.
 85032Luck

Joined: 3/16/2006
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/1/2008 1:43:57 PM
mental note: (start hanging out around at hooters)...
 prolab69

Joined: 2/28/2005
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/9/2008 8:30:14 AM
does she have a sister?
 scottoliver

Joined: 3/27/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/9/2008 2:22:42 PM
Oh my goodness... I have heard this kind of thing is spreading like wildfire's in Southern California. I'm glad it'll never happen to me. Thank Goodness for that!!

 bsg789

Joined: 12/4/2007
Msg: 268
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/9/2008 2:47:49 PM
I like sports, beer, and sex, but there is a lot more to my life than those things.
 wildflowers3572

Joined: 5/20/2007
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/9/2008 3:09:41 PM
lol a man complaining about a women who likes beer, sex, porn, sports and three somes I feel so much better thank you for the insight
 Marius66

Joined: 12/28/2007
Msg: 270
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/9/2008 3:40:08 PM

All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer


It would be fun, if she did them all at the same time.....but if I were you..I would cut back on the beer, just in case you droop
 locario

Joined: 12/8/2007
Msg: 271
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/9/2008 9:48:00 PM

In fact chocolate could have been the answer to your problems as if you tried to gain a little weight then she might not keep forcing herself on you in this awful manner.


Addy, that's maybe the best line I've read in a while here in the fora! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

 misssexyprincess

Joined: 5/10/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/15/2008 3:20:28 PM
LMAO........what the hell are you complaining about....lol
thats like every guys dream....
To me , sounds like she liked hangin with you , but enjoyed her exciting life being single and enjoying anyone she wanted...............and honestly, you let her !!
 iyamnot

Joined: 5/19/2007
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/15/2008 3:49:08 PM
don't be such a dunce !! Just put your pants on, and go home. Don't listen to them
hussies. they will just take advantage of you. You silly boy ! Didn't your Mom or Dad teach you anything ?
 jynchs

Joined: 2/16/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 5/15/2008 4:50:46 PM
"Dear penthous..."

If I were a man I don't know WHAT I would do with your problem...having sex whenever I please with a hot woman? Ugh...I feel your pain man, I feel it!
 PirateOB

Joined: 5/22/2008
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Posted: 6/24/2008 6:43:24 PM
Too funny ... and the problem is?
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