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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 4/27/2008 5:10:25 PM | tdh-I happened upon this thread tonight and wanted to offer my advice.
I realise that it is a year or more now but i sincerely hope your pain has subsided and this woman no longer causes you to cry yourself to sleep!
If you did kick her to the curb:
I hope that in the last year your friends have been supportive of you, offering to come over and sit with you and watch soppy movies while passing you copious wads of tissue for you to cry endlessly into and of course feeding you a mountain of chocolate and drinking vats of alcohol whilst you try and outdo one another seeing who can come up with the bi***iest comments about her!!
Of course it's only then that you realise that they never liked her anyway but were keeping quiet in an effort to protect your feelings-don't be surprised if a couple of them admit that she tried it on with them when you were out at work and they popped in to borrow a cup of sugar.
In fact chocolate could have been the answer to your problems as if you tried to gain a little weight then she might not keep forcing herself on you in this awful manner.
Then again having read your OP she may just have started bi**hing about how you had let yourself go and traded you in for another,younger model leaving you even more broken hearted.
If you are still together then i wish you the best and the only advice i have is don't forget to draw the blinds or you might scare the neighbours/animals etc!!!!
That said and having read the whole thread i am now taking my tongue out of my cheek and just want to say this is very very funny and like others i am amazed how many people took it so seriously-the title gave it away for me!!!  | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 5/1/2008 12:25:21 PM | | All I can say is hook me up..... I don't think I could ever complain about being used for sex muxh less haven a 3some with a xhixk u didn't have to impress on some dates to get laid she is deff. My kind!!!!! Still sort of lost on why u are complaining...? | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 5/1/2008 1:18:24 PM | AngelAmbie:
Dont' waste your time answering seriously, this guy is joking. If this was real, no normal guy would be writing to complain about some hot Hooter's girl who comes over all the time and F*cks his brains out and then crashes or leaves. It's a joke. | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 5/15/2008 3:20:28 PM | LMAO........what the hell are you complaining about....lol thats like every guys dream.... To me , sounds like she liked hangin with you , but enjoyed her exciting life being single and enjoying anyone she wanted...............and honestly, you let her !! | |
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