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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 6/27/2008 11:21:07 AM | I cry for you, tdh46. MY friend (what kind of friends do we have, anyway??) fixed me up with a guy she said had made a couple of million in computer software. Not that I cared about the money, but it turned out that she had underestimated his net worth. It wouldn't bother me so much, but you know how men like that are. They want to pay for EVERYTHING, and I really just can't stand that. If I let him get away with paying for all the meals, it woudn't be long until he'd want to buy my clothes and pay my rent, for Pete's sake! Every week it's, "How about us flying to Paris for dinner?", and "Please just take a week off and go with me to Puerto Vallarta." When I tell him I can't afford to take off work like that, he says, "Don't worry about it. I'll make up the money you'd lose." Can you imagine! I come home tired on Saturday night and I just want to watch bull riding on TV. But he never lets up. It's, "Let's go to the mall.", and "Honey, you don't have to cook. You've worked all day. Let's go out to dinner." Sometimes I think it's just because he is tired of my bologna and mayo sandwiches, but frankly, there's just so much lobster and crab legs a woman can choke down, especially when he want's to fly all the way to St. Simon's Island to get them. The one time I did let him take me shopping, I was looking thru the sale rack at Frederick's, when he decided he has to take me to Macy's. I've never seen such prices in my life! And he just wanted to buy, buy buy. When I told him I wouldn't allow him to buy all that for me, he said, "Just consider it an early birthday present." Who does he think I am? PrettyWoman? Now he has even started talking about marriage. He took me to a jewelry store owned by some friend of his, just casually looking, I thought. When I didn't see any ring I wanted to try on, he asked the owner to bring out the loose jewels. When the guy returned from the safe with them, there was a beautiful loose stone, and I jokingly asked the price. It was $32,000 for just the unset stone. When we left, he said, "If you wanted it, it wouldn't be a problem." Does he think he can buy me? I'm like tdh. Can anyone tell me how to get out of this relationship (HIS word, not mine) without hurting his feelings? He is a nice guy, but this is just more than I can stand! | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 7/8/2008 11:02:29 PM | Me thinks the OP should've waited 8 days to post. Then we could not only laugh at the original post, but those who were April fooled into believing it might be real
Every man's dream girl!!!!! Now that's funny... Except she shouldn't be drinking all his beer!
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 7/9/2008 2:06:18 AM | GAWD MAN WATS UP WITH U DUDE U WOULD COMPLAIN MORE IF U WAS SINGLE AND IT WAS JUST U AND YOUR HAND FOR COMPANY WAT YOUR SAYING IS ANY MANS DREAM AND I THINK ITS TIME U WOKE UP TO REALITY DONT GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB IF U WANT TO POST SOMETHING TRY SOMETHING THATS INTRESTING AND TRUE | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 7/9/2008 1:24:36 PM | | yea i feel for you man thats all my wife wants to do ..along with ride motorcycles and go to bike rallies and drink beer.... its been a rough life but i dont think it can go on now she is hinting about sharing me with her girl friends ...my life is so meaningless its all about kinky sex, beer motorcycles ,and partying ...all my friends think she is cooler than i am ...the slut even had the nerve to win at the weekly poker game .... and she is rebuilding a Harley engine on the dining room table ...sometimes i get tired of just being a sex toy ...and my friends are always hitting her up..... for advice on fixing their motorcycles .....do you know how degrading it is to have these guys calling and asking for your wife and you can hear them talking about stuff like single pin cranks and using terms like (suck ,squeeze ,burn and blow )it just aint right | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/4/2008 7:03:26 AM | Hey you know what... i seem to be having that problem that tdh has...except opposite sex... I go over there, we drink a couple beers with his buddies till 3 am, and i am like i wanna get laid...come on... nope... even said...you dont come into your room with me right now, your not getting any. IT TOOK HIM ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF to get in the ****ing back. He started Rubbing my back and then passed the **** out!!!!!!! WTF do i do? I wanna get ****ing laid! I UGH! so i left this morning without a boo. He can call me when he actually wants me... like i thought all guys wanted was Sex, Beer and good times...but i guess its not true...
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/4/2008 10:22:00 AM | isnt this every man's dream woman? LMAO...really, if you want commitment she is not your girl..ive been in that frame of mind in certain periods of my life.."no commitments no regrets"..move on if she is not budging..she probably has a string of men going..but really, if it wasnt for the lack of commitment part, i would have to say watching porn, having sex and laying around naked and especially the fact she likes sports..there's nothing to be complaining about mister  | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/4/2008 10:36:49 AM |
i guess i was put here to torment the mother ****ers
Well, other than the 6000+ males living in and around Coe Hill that are now lined up outside your place...your doing a damn fine job of tormenting us by flaunting your sexual willingness...
And as long as you keep that door locked, your doing a damn fine job of tormenting them also...
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/4/2008 11:48:26 AM | are you serious? i am having a real problem believing your post is anything but a hoax i have never heard of a guy that complained about the aspects you have mentioned and i have to admit its a bit hard for me to believe that you actually cried over this mess of a woman? fess up you are pulling our legs and its sooo obvious | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 8/10/2008 10:12:02 AM | | lol doors open lol! haha it must be an alberta girl thing..lol anyways.. i didnt think it was possible either..but sure enough... here i am stuck here..with no one to play with..(i dont sleep around, but when i do commit..is like... um...can we have sex now?) | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 10/31/2008 11:22:27 PM | Yes, I did read the OP and picked through the rest. Yes it is a tragic problem you have there. Yes. Oh, Yeah. It sounds like fun. Getting tag teamed by big t1tty bimbos with a bag full of tricks and they are double jointed to boot. But is it really as much fun as being shopped over and interrogated by bitter middle aged ladies who are looking for a man to match their shoes and handbags? And what do you do for fun ( aside from relentless masturbation) and what are your interests ( don't have any, wish I was dead) and were do you see yourself in five years?( Death row) So! Get my drift? I'm only on this dating site because I am writing a research paper. | |
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